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| ((The arena is loud. All the cheering fans are on there feet for the beginning of another great TWW show. The announcers make their way to the ringside area and sit down to begin the show when suddenly, the lights go dim. An eerie silence hits as nobody knows why the lights are out until....)) ((Thunderstruck by AC-DC plays as two lightning bolts hit either side of the TWW stage. Red lights are flashing everywhere as a man dressed in a pair of Khaki shorts with a tucked in beater is on the stage flexing with one male and one female in his entourage. They walk down to the ring slowly, and climb in as the man grabe the mic from the ring announcer.)) Stryker: "Well, well....the great TWW...home of people like Shawn Chase, John Vendetta, and that lowlife Corx." ((Crowd boos as they hear Corx's name.)) Stryker: "You see fans, I, 'The Natural' Nathan Stryker, have somehow managed to tear myself away from every woman's fantasy to become the newest member of the great TWW. But before I begin tonight's festivities-" ((Stryker is interrupted by Dave "The Enforcer" Richards, the male in his entourage.)) Richards: "Festivities, what festivities?" Stryker: "You're right Dave, lets just call it like it is...before we begin tonight's bashing, let us introduce the spectacle you see before you. First, immediately to my right, the lovely lady known as 'The Ultimate Bitch,' ANGEL!!!" ((Crowd cheers)) Angel: "That's right boys, you come near me, and trust me, i'll make you scream." ((Crowd cheers louder)) Stryker: "Next, to my left, the man they call 'The Enforcer,' Dave Richards!" ((Crowd cheers as the mic is handed to Richards)) Richards: "What TWW needs is a little tough love. You step up to me, that's exactly what you'll get." Stryker: "And finally, me, The man they call the Picture of Perfection, The Perfect 10, and every woman's dream..."The Natural" Nathan Stryker." ((Crowd cheers, and a few screaming ladies can be heard as Stryker takes his shirt off.)) Stryker: "Together we form the most elite group in TWW history, 'The Rave.' But now on to more important business. Let's see....who should I bash first. OK...Suicide. I think that for a man with your 'talent' Suicide is too harsh of a word. Maybe 'I attempted to hang myself'or 'My gun isn't firing right' but not Suicide, that's too hardcore for you." ((Crowd cheers)) Stryker: "Next up...."The New God" Por---I mean CorX. That catchy little name Chase made up sure does fit you. And by the way, putting on a little black mask, running around like an asshole, and talking WAY too much doesn't REALLY get you far, does it?" ((Crowd cheers VERY loudly.)) Stryker: "Ahh...Shawn Chase, the LP, my good friend. I have to like him. He's the only man to use more names than me AND that fat ass Roseanne bitch." ((Crowd Laughs and cheers)) Stryker: "Next on my list, Jake West. What kind of name is that? Isn't he the Queen of Extreme?" Angel: "I think so." Stryker: "Well then, let's see. John Vendetta. Umm....you look like some guy I've seen....should we call you 'Piss Warm' John Vendetta?" ((Richards falls down laughing.)) Stryker: "Matthews....good ol' Chris. Loves his tea and crumpets. Alos thinks that 'The Real F'N Deal' is original, when all it really is, is another variation of wrestling names ive heard 15,000 times before." ((Richards gets back up, and is still laughing uncontrollably.)) Stryker: "And finally, Anarchist. If this guy was half the man his mama is, then he'd be in great shape. Must not be too much of an Anarchist, cuz those Welfare checks sure did come rollin' in, didn't they?" ((Crowd laughs.)) Stryker: "And to all of you who doubt my ability...." ((Stryker grabs one of the TWW security guys and gives him the Strykerplex and Strker Star Splash.)) Stryker: "Doubt no more." ((Stryker and his group leave to a rousing ovation.)) |
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