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| *Ted and Sean are in the locker room. Sean has his back turned towards the camera and is on the bench.* Ted Runs:Sean,this is your first interview it could be your last,make it damn good! Sean Macalarny:Ted,don't doubt me in this buisness... Ted Runs:Well I'm just telling you that this better be good. *Sean stands up* Sean Macalarny:Don't make me repeat myself twice! Ted Runs:OK,I'm sorry I even said anything Mac. Sean Macalarny:Yeah,me too... *Sean walks out of the room with his back turned towards the camera and Ted sighs. There are screaming fans for a house show. Then the strobe lights flash green and a green pyro shoots from the turnbuckles. N 2gether now plays and a green mist rises from the rampway.* Kris Cole:Hmm,I wonder who this could be. Simon Marsh:I'm not sure I never saw this before! *Sean Macalarny steps out for the first time. He is wearing green metalic like pants that say Macalarny on the front.. His boots are the same way. Sean has no shirt. When looking up you can see his trademark mask. It has a smiling face on one side and a crying face on the other. Sean's blond hair is hanging down and at the tips it is dyed black. Macalarny takes a look into the air,look back down and continues to the ring. Sean slides in the ring,climbs the turnbuckle. He raises his arms and then lowers them at the same time as the green pyro goes down.* Kris Cole:Who is this guy? Simon Marsh:I don't know he looks insane! Look at him! *Sean catches a microphone and looks at the crowd. Nobody can tell who he is looking at.* Sean Macalarny:Lucky,Lucky you. For the first time ever you get to hear Sean Macalarny speak! Now I know that the TWW has been doing horrible! *Everybody boo's.* Sean Macalarny:I mean they just got a spot in the main leauge. *They chear.* Sean Macalarny:Every single thing is boring but wait...Not for long. Sean Macalarny has come onto the scene. I just can't stand all those guys who come down here and think there the best. Such as Billy Boltz,Static and Mr.Perfect Bongo. Wait,those guys never show up! Oh my mistake. TWW holds a place for greats,Corx,Shawn Chase,The Hot Shot John Vendetta. They might think I'm crazy but there is another. *Sean is still looking up at the crowd and many of the fans are clapping.* Sean Macalarny:I'm not sure about his American wrestling. It's just a bunch of guys suplexing each other from one side of the ring to another. Throw a little punches in and a table. You got yourself a good American match. Not in Japan. Not there,it's all about your ability not just how good you talk your (beep). All these guys 'claim' to be great wrestler's. None of them probally even wrestled Sean Macalarny or somebody from Japan have they? *The crowd know's the answer.* Sean Macalarny:No they haven't. All these people come down and say how and why they are going to kick somebody's ass on the next show. Well I might sound like I'm bragging but let me tell you I'm not. If I tell you something it is probally going to happen. So I'm telling you that I will win the first ever life sucks,then Sean Macalarny wins the Extreme Title match. The other way around for all those other loser's in there,Life Sucks then you get fired match. That is just too bad for them. I don't want to get you all fired but let me tell you something,No Mercy. Your down and bloody,asking for my help not to fire you but No Mercy from me. The Twisted One isn't going to help you then! Simon Marsh:God this guy does talk about himself a lot! Kris Cole:He is from Japan isn't he? I guess he is suppose to be a good wrestler. Simon Marsh:Yeah I heard that all those guys are good high flyers. Sean Macalarny:Going back on my wrestling abilities. The best technical wrestler has joined the TWW. I can fly just as good from those kids from Japan,mabey even better. Who helps me with everything? My very special girlfriend. TRISH TAHARA! *N 2gether now plays and Trish walks out. She is wearing a tanktop and pants. Her tanktop says SM on it. The fans can see she has blond hair and blue eyes and she is average size. Sean holds the ropes and Trish walks in. Sean gives the microphone to her.* Trish Tahara:Now seeing that everybody know Sean Macalarny's name just about everywhere,they will know it even better. Sean and I both know the Japan style and he will show it on his first TV Debut! He will give everything to the fans. He will fire four men and in the end win the Extreme Title for you! Fear him,love him either way,he is here! *The scene fades out and comes back to an airport. Sean is standing there and there is Japanese letters all over on the signs. He walks up to a receptionist.* Sean Macalarny:Hey this doesn't look like Salt Lake City. Receptionist:Wa Sean Macalarny:I don't speak that language what did I end up in an airport run by the Japanese or something? Hey! Receptionist:Wa,WA! Sean Macalarny:Damn they must have booked me on the wrong flight! I might miss the show! Hey can I get another flight? Receptionist:Wa,wa,ya! Sean Macalarny:Well do you know where I can get a room? Receptionist:WOOM! YOU CALL ME WOOM! GET THE FOO OUT OF HERE! Sean Macalarny:Hey don't talk to me that way. Do you know who I am? Receptionist:FOO YOU! Sean Macalarny:Of course you don't know who your talking to! You can just room yourself! *Sean walks away from the rude man as he shouts Foo over and over.* Sean Macalarny:Man I get stuck in a match with a guy named Mr.Perfect Bongo which sounds like a play toy and Hardcore Camo who is another one of those Hardcore gimmicks! Then Billy Boltz who will be bolting out of the TWW as fast as he came then Static who future in the match is staticy. I get stuck in Japan! This can't be happening! I HAVE TO WRESTLE! *A man walks over to Sean after hearing him say that he has to wrestle.* Man:Hey I heard you say wrestle? Sean Macalarny:That's nice you found out you didn't have a hearing problem! Man:I am Bret Smith and I own the JAW. Japanse Associaton Wan. It seems we don't have a main event for tonight. Sean Macalarny:Oh,I'm so sorry. Did I mention I have better things to do then listen to you whine? Bret Smith:Oh yeah let me get to the point. The guy got a thumbtack down his pants and he can't wrestle so I'm wondering if you could do it! Sean Macalarny:Hmm...what kind of match? Bret Smith:Singapore Cane on a Pole Match! Sean Macalarny:Hey how did you know?!? That's my favorite,sure! Bret Smith:OK meet me at the JAW headquarters in three hours. *Sean drives from the airport to the hotel. Picks up his key,goes to his room and sits on the bed.* Sean Macalarny:I'm tired. Tired as in sleeping and tired of hearing all those idiots wondering if they will get fired. I mean Mr.Perfect Bongo's best Interview and probally moment was titled "Here I Go". Yeah,everybody is watching you slip away from the TWW and on Shockwave it will happen,you will go for good! *Four hours later Sean arrives at the JAW arena and meets Bret.* Sean Macalarny:Say Bret who am I going against? Bret:The whole JAW! Sean Macalarny:You mean a battle royal or something? Bret:Nope thirty men against one! Sean Macalarny:What?!? I can't do that! Bret:You can but your probally going to get killed like the last guy did! It was so funny! Sean Macalarny:I'm not one to back down from a challenge and this time I have a plan! Your not going to watch me go Bret like many will see Bongo. Bret:Good... Sean Macalarny:I'm not going to die tonight. *When it is time for the match there are thirty men in the ring screaming at each other. Sean Macalarny walks out and stares at the thirty men with a microphone in hand.* Sean Macalarny:Can you believe this,I'm in a Life Sucks then you get fired match. Probally for all you weaklings life does suck but not for me. I will enjoy my time with the TWW and I'm not going to get fired but will face the Extreme Title at a later date. *Everyone is staring at him like what the hell he is talking about.* Sean Macalarny:Now I wan't everybody to say,LIFE SUCKS,YOU GET FIRED! Crowd:LIFE SOOKS,YOU GET FRIED! Sean Macalarny:You got some of it down. Now everybody say,Sean Macalarny is going to kick somebody's lame ass! *Sean throws a kid from the crowd onto the stage and hits the Burnt Huricanrana(Spinning Huricanrana). The kid is knocked unconcious on the stage and the whole crowd cheers?* Sean Macalarny:Woah,I can't believe you cheered. I love this place! *Sean runs down the ramp and into the ring. Somebody takes a swing at him but he ducks and he hits another person. Then the whole JAW roster goes crazy and starts attacking each other. Sean is hiding in the corner as they all beat up on each other. Then some guy named Jawa goes up for the Cane but Sean climbs up and whacks him off and down to the ground below.* Crowd:WAAAOU! *Sean grabs the Singapore Cane and jumps off the pole and lands a few shots to Jawa. SEAN WINS!* Crowd:WAAAOU! *Sean is beginning to leave when bret walks out.* Bret Smith:I don't think you understand! In Japan people love blood! So make somebody bleed or I will sue you! *Sean nods his head then hits Bret with the cane.* Crowd:WAAOU! *Sean hits another stiff shot and Bret is busted open. Sean gets the microphone from his hand!.* Crowd:WAAOU! Sean Macalarny:You wanted it Bret,YOU GOT IT! *Bret starts to get up but Sean smacks him again and Bret lands off the stage and onto the concrete below. The camera goes into Bret AKA the soon to be fired asses of TWW and then on the smirking Sean Macalarny raising his arms in the air while the crowd cheers in approval!* |
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