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| (the scene starts at a press conference, we do not know who or what the conference may concern, but behind the table in the foreground a curtain with the TWW logo hangs, a huge number of microphones are set waiting for what ever announcement there is to be, the world's press is present and are starting to grow restless, suddenly a man in an expensive looking Versace suit comes into and while not sitting down he speaks into the microphones...) Man - "Hello, my name is Kris Cole, the spokesman of the Tidal Wave Wrestling, and as you know, the world's press was invited here to the Delta Center Conference Room for a very special interview opportunity. As you are aware on the 15th of September 2000 is a very special day for the TWW, for on that date we will hold "Critical Conditions" our 1st PPV - in other words the very best wrestler from around the globe will meet, there are no contractual disputes, no wage queries, the very best wrestlers will compete in unbeliveable action. We will find out who the really best is. Now without further a due we will unveil one of those men that will participate in this historic PPV - Ladies and Gentlemen I give the TWW's very own, The LP Shawn Chase!!" (Suddenly the huge figure of the NEXT TWW champion appears from the side of the room, the photographers present scramble to take pictures and the rooms flickers with white light from the flashes of the cameras, The LP walks over to the tables and sits down - he is wearing blue jeans, black boots, one of his own "Even The Dogs On The Street Know" T-shirts, and sunglasses, he sets a bottle of water on the table and nods to Kris Cole) KC - "Okay guys, The LP is here is answer you questions, we will start with a question from Bill Owen from CNN" CNN - "Recently in the news there has been much debate on professional wrestling harming the youth of America today especially with the outbreak of "Backyard Wrestling", do you think it is a fair argument?" (although The LP is wearing shades, you can see that he is clearly pissed off) The LP - "How many times does it takes until you guys actually understand what I say. You can take your little "arguments" and shove them where the sun doesn't shine. I do not give a damn about the youth of America today, I am not here to be an icon, I am not here to be a role model, I am here to do what I do best, to beat up people - to destroy people. I don't know who you are and I don't really want to know but if you dare as a question like that again you will get a personal demonstration of how to make people bleed. Next question!" Next Reporter – "James Hughes, The New York Times, Mr. Chase – this is surely the biggest match of your life, are you feeling nervous or frightened going into this match." (The LP stands up obviously outraged) The LP – "What the hell did you say! Did you say that I was scared! (some security guards move round The LP to make sure he doesn’t attack the reporter) You think that I’m scared of any of those assholes who think they can take me out?! That’s [censored], I am scared of noone – NOONE! I am the hottest damn wrestler there is today; there is no fear in me. How can you be scared of someone like Porx, or Hot Shot? Huh? These guys may have been champions in their previous insignificant federations but none of them has ever had to face me at this level. They can run their mouths all they want, but when they step inside the square circle with The LP they will realize that I am just too intelligent, too intense, too dangerous to let a bunch of punks walk away with MY TITLE - the TWW Championship. Listen to what I say - there is not one man that will be able to stop me from achieving my destiny, I will walk out with the TWW Champion no matter if the TWW, Porx, you group of punk bitches or the youth of America like it or not. And if anyone wants a demonstration right now, I’m sure we can arrange it...." KC – "Umm .. next question quickly ..." Another Reporter - "Les Thompson, Fox Sports Network, how do you rate your chances at 'achieving your destiny'?" The LP - "Did you actually listen to anything I said? Look I am going to tell it straight, come September 15th, The LP will become the TWW Champion, I will do that. You know, I know, the dogs on the street know that there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. All this match with porx has done has given me the opportunity to beat up on his insignifiant ass. I will open people's eyes so that they find out that The LP is an unstoppable force. Now all you reporters scribble all this down, every word. There isn't a man in this match up that even compare to the force that is The LP. These assholes will experience first hand what it is like to feel pain that you never thought you could feel. I will conquer - make no mistake about that!" Thompson – "I don't agree, this is your hardest match in the TWW ring you don't have a chance off coming out on top" The LP - "Who the hell do you think you are? You have never stepped inside the squared circle with me. I will DESTROY every single one of those men that have the guts to face me. I will spill their blood, I will make them beg for mercy, but all that will do is make more determined to inflict yet more pain upon them. So the match is going to be my hardest yet? All that means is that after I beat your asses and slap the Paragon of Perfection on porx, I'll get out of the ring, pick up a chair and beat him some more. I'm not here for the fans, I'm not here for you guys, I'm not here for the huge amount of money I get paid, I am here for one thing - me! I don't give a damn about any of you. The LP is the hottest damn wrestler there is today! Everyone off my opponents bring bring everything they have got because if they want to stay alive, they will have to do that. But not for one second should they think they can defeat me, I am too intense, too strong, too damn dangerous to let some pack of motherfu [censored] ers take my title away from me. I have worked to long to get where I am today to let some punk take it away from me. The LP will always be here, he will always be that man that you have to face if you want to know how good you are, I will dominate this fight. Thompson - Come on man, I’m just telling the truth ... " The LP – "That’s it I’ve had enough ..." (The LP jumps into the crowd of reporters, the reports are having a frenzy, camera flashlights are going off everywhere, The LP emerges at the front again with Les Thompson in a head lock. The LP throws him down and says) The LP – "Is this close enough to the truth for you? This is for Porx and Hot Shot that have to step into the ring with the hottest damn wrestler there is today - The The LP, come Spetember 15th night this will be you!" (The LP executes the Paragon of Perfection, the report is knocked unconscious and chaos brakes out, The LP walks towards the camera) The LP – "I will be champion! How do I know?" Because I am the Living Proof (The LP punches the camera and the camera goes out of commission) |
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