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| We are live in Utah at a college party and the guest of honor are John Blaze and Taylor Wade. The two New Yorkers are laughing it up with the students and having a good old time when a stupid question gets asked. Drunk Frat Boy: Do you think you can beat The Dazze's? Hiccup. Blaze and Wade look at each other and then they look at Hartt. She slaps the drunk frat boy and gets into a cat fight with the drunk frat boy's girlfriend. Blaze: Yeah Tara beat her ass. Now to answer that dumb question. No we don't think we can beat The Dazze's. WE KNOW WE CAN BEAT THE DAZZE'S! I mean come on, one things for sure and that's Canadian's and American's don't mix. Wade and Hartt look at Blaze with a "you just confused the hell out of me look", because if you all didn't know, Tara Hartt is from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Blaze: Present company excluded ofcourse. I love my Canadian Flame-ingo. But back to the other Can-Am Connection. Ian, I have never set foot in the ring with a Dazze family member that I liked and stepping in the ring with you should be no different. So Ian, be ready to feel the "4 Alarm Blaze" much the same way your "brother" Jax felt it. Because Ian, you can't prevent this forest fire. Wade: Wait a minute John. We can't forget about Jax Dazze, that big doofy waste of space, dumb retarded giant dorky retarded mental case, needs to stay clear of 2nd II None business, or else we'll show him why we're first to many! Now this Canadian-American thing you two boys have going is fine and dandy, but when you come face to face with a couple of homegrown New Yorker's you'll know that the "True One And Only" and "The Class Act" are running the place. So you boys prepare for a Fatal Encounter that's second to none and remember to stay in the shade cause the spotlight's "Taylor Made". With that the frat house burst into cheers for the trio of Blaze, Wade and Hartt, the camera then fades to black as the three of them finish of their bottles of Corona. |
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