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| :::Scene-Jax Dazze's home right before the Tuesday TWW Show. On a couch is Jax and Ian playing WWF Royal Rumble on their Dreamcast.....::: Jax-Oh god, can you believe these homo's 2nd II None? I mean come on where do you come up with a name like that? And where does Inferno find these guys? Remember 'Pitbull'? And that Rip-Off of the Heartbreak Kid, I can't remember his name, now I know I didn't exactly have the best gimmick at the time either, but Inferno, apparently it was good enough to win the NCW World Title. And you talk about beating me? OF COURSE you beat me, it was YOUR Federation we were fighting at, you catch my drift? [While all this is going on, Ian just kicked the crap out of Jax in a Single's match on the game.] Ian[with a Canadian accent]-HA! BEAT YA!! What do yoou think aboout that? Jax-Damn, no wonder you get all the chicks, that stupid Canadian Accent attracts them! Ian-Yeah but you have a hottie in Celeste Storm, is she coming to the TWW? Jax-Not sure, I'll have to call her and see, but yeah you're right, Celeste is one FIIIINE lady, gorgeous, smart and knows what Wrestling is [in Fake Canadian Accent] Aboout. [The two laugh it off] Ian-But seriously, Wade and Blaze, where did you two meet? A Men's Bathroom at a Rest Stop on the Turnpike? I mean god, "You can't prevent this Forest Fire??? Good god! Where do you come up with this stuff? I mean I don't have a Catch Phrase, nor do I need one, I come from Montreal........Quebec, Canada; where the best wrestlers in the WORLD come from, now I may not be big like my Half-Brother, and I may not be AS strong as him, but I am strong enough and big enough to kick BOTH of your asses you bunch of dumbasses!! [In the arena you hear some cheering for Ian, and when Jax gets his mic, they start to cheer even more.] Jax-John, Bobby, I mean do you both think you have a chance against us? I mean I am big, strong and have stamina; Ian is Small, Quick, extremely agile, fast and well like his brother, he's not afraid to put his body on the line. Does the W.W.F's 'Roof Top Match' ring a bell John? Sure you never competed in one, and I never got thrown from one, but does the Xtreme HardKore 2 Falls IC and HardKore Title Match ring a bell to you? Huh? I convinced the Bookers to let me take a StuieKick off of the 70 ft High Warrior Tron onto the Steel Rampway. Now Ian has had some experience in Indy Feds and well we're both ready to kick your f***ing asses, so 2nd II None..... Ian-DON'T SING IT, JUST F***ING BRING IT! [And the scene fades out.....] |
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