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Nathan, and porx dammit why must you bore me
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The LP Shawn Chase w/Ari
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(The scene is Chase's locker room from a cameria inside on the wall we can see Shawn laying on a couch asleep and Ari right next to him. As the camera focuses we see drool running down Shawn's face)
Ari: Shawn, babe, wake up.
The LP: I dont wanna go 2 school mommy
Ari: (trying not to laugh) It's Ari hun you feel asleep.
The LP: Oh, I knew that, haha. What was I doing? I didnt fall asleep during sex again did I?
Ari: Shawn, no!
Shawn: Good I thought you were boring me again... opps...uhh I mean I thought... dammit im stupid!
Ari: (pouting) I bore you?
Shawn: uhh...
Ari: Dont answer that
*Ari hits him w/ a pillow*
Shawn: Well what was I doing?
Ari: You feel asleep during Corx's latest promo
Shawn: Wow another 3 minute catnap.
Ari: This tape came it's Nathan's latest promo.
Shawn: Let's play that sucker!!
*Ari giggles then puts the tape in the VCR*
*She sits back down on the couch and kisses Shawn*
*5 minutes later*
Ari: Shawn wake up
Shawn: Dammit Porx why must you bore me?
Ari: No hun actually it was Nathan.
Shawn: Oh shit my bad. That camera isnt on is it? Oh [bleep] Nate's gonna be pissed!
Ari: He basically said that he would like for you to say to the TWW that he's partially responsible for starting your carrer.
Shawn: Oh is that all?
Ari: Yup.
Shawn: Well he got it. Let's go to the ring babe
*Shawn and Ari make their way to the arena interuppting an TWW house show*
*"The Way I Am" by Eminem blares over the PA and a series of red and silver fireworks and strobe lights go off and The LP and Ari appear at top of the stage holding hands. They walk to the ring*
Shawn: Hello all my adoring fans
(crowd chants asshole)
Shawn: Yes, thank you. But I have something important to say. Nate I know your in the back and I heard what you said. And I tottally understand.. I am partially responsible for your wrestling carrer.
Ari: Shawn no, he wnated you to say he's partially responsible for yours!!
Shawn: Opps my bad, well thats what stolen vodka will do to you! Naet you know I got your back man. And yes it is true Nate Stryker is partially responsible for your hero, the LP, Shawn Chase. Well fans if you will excuse me Im gonna take a nap. I mean watch another Porx promo
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