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| ***Camera opens up in the Pure Canadian Talent locker room. Mark Marino, Melissa and Crazy Canuck are all sitting around watching TV. They appear to be watching a tape from this past Friday Lightning. Mark gets a grin on his face and he picks up the remote control.*** Mark Marino: Here we go, the best part of the match!! (Mark puts the tape on really really slow as it starts to play this clip: Canuck grabs him. This could be it. Canadian crab. KRIS: Let me guess, his finishing hold. SIMON: What is this? Marino sits on Author's back and locks on a camel clutch type move. They'll break him in half. Author just tapped. He tapped.) Mark Marino: That is just great, truly truly great!! I can't believe we beat the tag team champs! Crazy Canuck: How can you not believe it?!? After all, we are the greatest tag team in wrestling today so it would make sense that we beat any team, little alone the tag team champs! Like we've said before, all they are is paper champions and they were handed those titles. Once they step into the ring and actually fight for them, they are going to lose and lose badly! Melissa: Yeah, did you guys hear that this Friday at Critical Conditions, you are going to be fighting those two for their tag team titles? Mark Marino: Of course we did Mell, after all, we are the greatest tag team in Tidal Wave Wrestling and they treat us like we are! We knew going into the match that a win would give us that title shot so what did we do? We won the match! This Friday, same day, one week apart, same ending. We're going to beat those two cherry punks in the ring, get the one, two, three and you'll be the wife of one half of the TWW World Tag Team Champs! Crazy Canuck: We beat them once, we can do it again! Mark Marino: Well of course! And we dominated their asses in the ring, it's not like it was close or anything so we should be able to beat them again unless... Crazy Canuck: Unless what?!? Mark Marino: Unless they decided to use their money and brains, or lack of brains for that matter, to actually do some training, learn some wrestling moves and learn how to deal with things in the wrestling ring and then maybe, just maybe, they might go from paper champions to cardboard champions because they still have alot of work to go if they want to call themselves actual champions and be able to prove it in the ring! They haven't proven anything to us yet except that they are pussies who can't take it in the ring with two highly professional athletes like us! Crazy Canuck: Nope and at Critical Conditions. High Class have been put into a critical condition, very life threatening because they will attempt to walk into that ring and put their titles on the line against a team that is clearly going to rip them apart. I feel sorry for them but then I remember, they are our opponents and we must beat them! Mark Marino: Of course, because we're Pure Canadian Talent and the ONLY talent here in TWW!! ***Camera fades to black as they continue to joke and laugh.*** |
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