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| ((We see a bar in a heavily populated downtown area of a city. Stryker is sitting there with a few friends having a good time when....)) Drunk Man: "Stryker, you suck!" Stryker: "That fat-ass whippersnapper better shut his cakehole. What number beer is that...15, 16?" Drunk Man: "You'll never be as good as Chase!" ((Stryker gets up from his stool and walks over. He violently grabs the man by the shirt.)) Stryker: "DON'T YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME! Did you watch on Tuesday? Was I a bloody mess? No. Chase is a good friend of mine, but I MADE HIM. He is who he is all because of me. I suppose you're a fan of that ass-plug Corx, right? ((Man nods)) Well, that figures." Angel: "Hun, it's time to go to the press conference." ((The scene cuts to a commercial. When it comes back, they have arrived at the downtown Mariott in Pittsburgh, where a hometown crowd showed up for his Press Conference. The falsh bulbs are all over the place as he walks in. He sits down calmly, and the questions start.)) Reporter: "Nate...Bob Smizik, Pittsburgh-Post Gazzette. This match on Friday may very well be your biggest ever. How are you preparing for it?" Stryker: "Same way I always do. Have a couple beers, pass out on the front lawn naked, and get up and go to the arena. But seriously, i'm just taking it like any other match, training hard, eating right and running every day. I've toiled in the indy feds for a long time, and it's my time." Cole: "Kris Cole...TWW Reporter. What are you're feelings on your opponents?" Stryker: "Well....I don't really know who the hell they are. But, if they feel they can overcome the Natural, so be it. It won't happen, but if they're that foolish, they can just go right on ahead. Edwards, you and Spawn will be the #1 stone, the #1 rung on my ladder. Oh, and don't worry...if neither one of you show up, i'll understand. I'd be scared shitless too." Reporter: "Stan Savran...Fox Sports Pittsburgh. Could you tell us about your behind the scenes fight with Chaz Richards, otherwise known as Jake West?" Stryker: "You know something, Chaz is an absolute (bleep)hole. I work my (bleep)ing ass off, and this guy comes along and tries to ruin it. I'll fight him anytime, anywhere, any kind of match." Reporter?: "Dr. Hung Wei Lo...UPMC. Why are you such a jackass?" Stryker: "Chase?" Lo: "NO, Hung Wei Lo!" ((Lo walks up to the stge with a boom-box and 'Kung-Fu Fighting' begins to play.)) Stryker: "Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" ((Stryker fake kicks Lo in the face. He fallas to the ground.)) Stryker: "Young man, you just got knocked the fu-" ((Lo grabs him by the balls.)) Lo: "Gotcha!" ((Lo take off his disguise, and it's Shawn Chase.)) Stryker: "Ladies and Gentlemen, your next TWW champ, Shawn Chase!" ((Crowd Cheers.)) Stryker: "Was I right in saying I made you?" ((Scene fades.)) |
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