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dont fear ur LP is here
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The LP w/Ari
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(We are back at Nathan Stryker's press conference. As Shawn Chase is about to answer the question)
The LP: Now Nathan let's not get carried away. There are children watching. You see I was made during a nine month period during which my father's sperm....
*Nathan interrupts Shawn*
Nathan: Ok Shawn, ok we get the pictue but the answer the question
Shawn: Nathan did play a major role in the developing of the LP Shawn Chase, your next TWW champion!
Nathan: How true it is
Shawn: Well you see ever since we were in 6th grade...(having flashback).... ahh those were the days remember the monkey bars where u showed jill henderson your loch ness monster
Nathan: Yeah (laughin loudly)
Shawn: But back to my point Nathan played a major role in my carrer. We have bee best friends since 6th grade and this business has yet to change that. Under many different names Nathan and I have ruled the wrestling world! Nathan is a top-athelte and makes me proud to casll him MY friend
*tears building up in chase's eyes*
Shawn: Man this sucks
Nathan: Why cuz yuor crying on national tv
Shawn: no I cant cry it hurts my chest
*chase is pouting*
Ari: Aww babe come here
*crowd laughs*
Shawn: Ari do me a favor and yell at all those assholes
Ari: why hun?
Shawn: I can't yell it hurts my chest
*Ari yells at crowd*
Shawn: Ok, ok Im alright. CC September 15th OUR time is now are you ready? |
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