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| ***Mark Marino is sitting in the Pure Canadian Talent locker room watching some TV when Crazy Canuck comes in, reading the schedule for Critical Conditions this Friday. Mark looks at him, confused.*** Mark Marino: What are you doing?!? You know who we are fighting on Friday, it's us against High Class for those tag titles! Crazy Canuck: Ugh...no we aren't. Mark Marino: What are you talking about man? Crazy Canuck: Well, this paper says that we're fighting High Class, 2nd II None and Fatal Encounter in a four corners match for the gold!! (Mark quickly shoots up in anger and throws his hands up in the air.) Mark Marino: What!?!?! Crazy Canuck: Yeah, supposedly because of last night's brawl, they've signed us all to a 4 way match because of the heat going into this match between us 4 teams. Mark Marino: What a load of f'n bullshit!! We earned our spot in this match and these two cherry punkass teams get involved in this brawl and that makes them number one contendors for those belts! I don't think so! They can be contenders #2 and #3 but we are still the number one contenders and soon enough, those belts will be ours! Besides that, this is a god damn conspiracy!! I mean, High Class gets the tag titles handed to them, these two teams get involved in a brawl and that gets them a tag title shot and meanwhile, we're fighting our way to the top, earning our rights in these matches! But then again, it seems like that's the only way we ever get things is by earning them but I don't have a problem with that, I have problems with other people getting free rides like what we are seeing now! Crazy Canuck: Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about bro! I mean, what have 2nd II None done to deserve any of this and Fatal Encounters, I haven't even heard of them before! Mark Marino: Yeah, I've seen them but after seeing them, I damn sure know that they don't deserve any of this glitz and glamour of ours! As for High Class, they seem pretty damn cocky considering that we kicked their asses last week! Crazy Canuck: Well, they can put us down all they want, they can be as cocky as they want but any way they look at it, the main point is still the same and that's that we put them last week and we're going to be doing it again this Sunday at Critical Conditions but this time, we're taking the tag team titles with us! And how bout these 2nd II None and Fatal Encounter teams? Mark Marino: Fatal Encounter is Ian and Jax Dazze, they are the fan favorites of this match. They are half brothers from Canada but they somehow suck, that's not something you see everyday because usually Canadian athletes are great but I guess they just don't have the Pure Canadian Talent! 2nd II None is Inferno and "Taylor Made" Bobby Wade and they beat Fatal Encounter the other day. That's pretty much all we need to know about them....oh and that they are both crappy compared to us and this Friday, they will bow down to us as we capture the tag team titles. Unless, by some chance of conspiracy, they beat us! Crazy Canuck: Yeah, we're going to have to be really really careful with all these conspiracies going around right now. Mark Marino: I got an idea, how bout we go talk to Swifty and protest some of this! Crazy Canuck: Great idea, let's go! ***The camera fades to black as they walk out of the room.*** |
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