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| **We fade in to the Matthews One, which is of course The Real F’N Deal Chris Matthews’ private jet plane. Fresh of the events of last Shockwave, Chris Matthews has been deep in thought concerning his next move in the TWW. But for now, duty calls, as he must make haste to Brazil in order to film a scene for his latest motion picture. Of course, since when has that stopped him from sharing a few choice words with the TWW? We see Chris Matthews as he relaxes in a chair, resting after a hard-fought battle at Shockwave. He has changed clothes, and now is wearing a dark blue "I am the Greatest" T-shirt and tan jogging trousers. His blond hair is neatly combed, and the customary pair of shades cover his eyes** Chris: Well, now things are REALLY interesting, aren't they? Wednesday Shockwave started poor and went perfectly at the end, so now I have another guy to beat the hell out of: The Living Proof Shawn Chase, the TWW World Champion. Please excuse me while I crap my pants in fear Well Louie "the only decent America breathing" Miranda has done a superb job in booking. He conducted a fair lottery to decide who is worthy enough to face Shawn Chase, and knock me over with a feather it’s America’s Most Wanted What luck god has bestowed upon us, the chance for not only for The Real F’N Deal to kick the champion’s @ss but the chance for Maple Leaf Mark Marino and Suicide to kick the bejesus outta him. Despite the fact that on Shockwave a minor loss, I’m making an open threat to The Graduate That I want you Graduate at the ppv. For my title so I can prove without a doubt that I am the greatest wrestler in the today, by beating the living daylights out of that stupid upstart The Graduate and his queer buddy Carlos, or Senior Chris Matthews killed my career. But back to Shawn. You know, I think you've finally cracked and gone stark raving mad. Not like you were ever sane to begin with, but still now you've gone off the deep end. This is what, the second or third time you've pulled some shit on America’s Most Wanted? Come on, who the hell are you trying to kid? By being all big and clever to Byron...you just keep on living in the past, Shawn, you still think you can survive by yourself. That's where you keep on making the mistakes, because you want to stay in the past. That's the only way you ever will get anywhere, you crazy bastard. Keep on dreaming about the past, when you USED to be the best wrestler in the business. Back when you actually meant something to some people. That's the real reason why you turned down Byron, is to live out your stupid fantasy of being as great as you used to be. Well I have some news for you, CHASE, those days are dead and gone. You're nothing anymore. Face it, you burned out after Critical Conditions, and what you are now is just a shell of what you used to be. You can't ever reclaim that glory. This isn't Omega Wrestling, and you aren't as good as you think you are. Your days of being a great name in this sport are gone. And the sooner you realize that, Shawn, the sooner you'll get the fact that nobody in this business wants to see you around again. You're a has-been, Shawn. You and manly looking lady you hang out with. She’s just like you; she lost her looks a long ago. And, just like you, she’s going to devour herself with trying to make it big again, when nobody even cares. Remember when we used to talk, and you would say how nobody gave you any recognition? Well here's your answer, Shawn: Nobody gives you any recognition, because you don't deserve any. You lost your edge. And now there's nothing left but a paper champion that keeps on wishing to relive the days gone by. You're really pathetic, Shawn. Even to the point that you had to tell Byron that you’re some kind of warrior and don’t need him. Speaking of old news...Martin Swift. Byron you talked about Louie’s attitude to him? You should be talking to your dad about that. That son of a bitch has about ten times the ego Louie has. And worst part is he relives the old days of happy families just like Chase does. Well hey, Byron whatever...you said how YOUR DAD made ME? Hah, yeah that's rich. You spent more time sucking up to that redneck of a father to get on television, than you did concentrating on your personality...that's probably why you’ve haven’t had a girlfriend since you were six years old. You'd better watch your mouth Byron...just remember the last time you ran your mouth at Louie. What happened? I BEAT YOUR FRIGGIN’ ASS AROUND THE RING, AND THEN SOMENow you have the balls to come up to Louie and say you help daddy out, and that I'm not as good as I claim? Ask around, Byron, and you'll find out how f--king good I am. Which is more than I can say for you since you like wanna team up with a pretty boy who's still living on past glory hanging on to a belt. If you're as smart as you claim you are, Byron, then why do you need Shawn Chase to help you out, why not give in. You know, I had thought you were better than that. You seemed like the kinda guy that would be the one to lead us into a new era...proving to everyone that you can back up the trash you talk. And instead, what do you do? You go running to Chase begging and pleading for help, trying to get it into Chase’s thick skull that Chase may get a face pop for once. Not good Byron. **Matthews trails off and pauses, almost like he's showing regret for this happening to a potential leader. Suddenly, his mobile phone rings and with astounding quickness Chris flips it out of his pocket and switches it on** Chris: Chris here. WHAT?!? He did? ...It is? Are you kidding me?? Hahaha, that's GREAT! Yeah, there's one of those stupid cameras here right now...you know how they are. Yeah. Martin is recovering…Hahaha is that true? He’s wearing a thong thinking he’s The Rock. I’ve gotta see that. ok excellent...bye. **He turns the mobile off and puts it back in his pocket. Now all sorrow has left him, and it is replaced by utter joy. The director calls Chris to start shooting the next scene** Chris: Look I have to dash off and make more money in my next movie titled "El Bravado". So until next time I’m The Greatest saying to Shawn Chase beg for forgiveness **Chris grabs his gear and leaves to start the shooting as the camera faded to black** |
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