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| (Mr.Showtime on a plane with his headphones on listening to some music.The flight attendant picks up the mic and Mr.Showtime looks up.) Flight Attendant-We will be landing at Los Angeles International Airport in few seconds.Please put on your seat belts. (Mr.Showtime puts on his seatbelt and takes a deep breath.) Mr.Showtime-This is gonna be a long,longggg day.The Tonight Show with Jay Leno again.I wonder what is gonna happen this time.Will Kevin Get his ass kicked again or will somebody else piss me off.I have no idea but this is gonna be one of those days. (The Plane skids across the runway as Mr.Showtime looks out of the window.) Flight Attendant-We have succesfully landed in Los Angeles International Airport and you can now leave.Thank You for riding American Airlines. (Mr.Showtime gets up and grabs his duffel bag.He gets off the plane and goes to the luggage thing and picks up his suit.He walks out of the airport and sees Ed Hall with a sign that says "Showtime".He walks over to Ed.) Mr.Showtime-Ed Hall,Good to see you again. Ed-Thanks alot well we got a Limo right there(he points to a hummer limo and they walk that way.They get in and Mr.Showtime turns on the T.V.) Mr.Showtime-So where are we going first? Ed-Well Jay told me to take you to your hotel so you could drop your bags and then you could whatever the hell you want. Mr.Showtime-Well Let me put it like this I got 1 hour before the show starts right.Well I am going to the hotel and I will see you in one hour. Ed-How am I supposed to get to the studio. Mr.Showtime-Tell the driver to take you and then come back and wait for me. Ed-Okay. (The Limo stops Mr.Showtime picks up his bags and gets out.The Limo pulls off and Mr.Showtime walks into the Marriot Hotel.He goes to the front Desk) Mr.Showtime-Yo I got Reservations under the name,SHOWTIME. Desk Clerk-Okay Sir.Well someone has already checked in under that name. Mr.Showtime-(Very sternly)Excuse me.What do you mean someone has checked in already.You don't watch wrestling I am the only Mr.Showtime. Desk Clerk-I'm sorry Sir.I didn't know.I'll call Security. Mr.Showtime-Well you do that.How the fuck did somebody get in using SHOWTIME.Dammit.I am the only fucking SHOWTIME in LA today. (3 Security walk over to Mr.Showtime they walk to the elevator with a purpose.They get in and ride to the 25th floor which is the Presidential Suite.The Elevator opens and they walk to the room and they go in.They see nothing in the room.) Mr.Showtime-Aight Ain't nobody up here trying to kill me so I guess you can go back to your normal jobs downstairs.(They Leave and Mr.Showtime walks toward the bathroom.He hears a few noises and the shower begins to run)Oh Shit.Who the Fuck is playing with my mother fucking head?(Mr.Showtime busts opens the bathroom door slowly and looks in and sees a female in the shower.He pulls the curtain.) Nikki-What the hell are you doing?(She grabs a towel and covers herself up.)Why you busted in on my like that?You going crazy? Mr.Showtime-I'm saying they said somebody had came in under name.So I was the big punk that I always am and I came up here looking to kick someone's ass.Well me and the fake ass securtiy came in and it looked clear and when they left i heard some noise and I heard you turn the shower on and then i came in and found you bucked naked.Ah Well.Anyway Why are you hear.I am here to be on Jay Leno and I thought you was staying home? Nikki-Well I left after you left and instead of going to JFK I went to LaGuardia and got on the first charter to LA which was much quicker.I wanted to come even though I had no point of being there. Mr.Showtime-Well we got about 45 minutes before we have to be at the set and the show don't start until 11:35.I got a limo out front wanna go get something to eat? Nikki-Where we gonna go to eat at this time of the night? Mr.Showtime-Darling,It ain't that late but the remember that place we went to last time we was on the show.That little Diner that stays open for all of Jay's guests. Nikki-Yeah.Aight let Me get dressed and we can bounce. Mr.Showtime-Hurry Up. I'm mad hungry.Gotta eat before the show.(Mr.Showtime turns on the TV and it is showing a replay of TWW Shockwave.Andy Extreme is fihgting Dysan and Mr.Showtime's face begins to laugh.)This is Andy Extreme one of my opponents.Damn I thought this was gonna be a tough match.Andy Extreme is so wack.I really thought I was gonna have to put some effort into this.Damn.Nikki I'mn watching Andy Extreme.I can take him anyday.Nikki time is ticking we only going to get something to eat.No need to get all dressed up.(Nikki walks out of the other room.) Nikki-Aight I'm ready let's go. MR.Showtime-Finally. (They leave the room and begin towards the elevator.They get in and ride down and get in the limo.)Mr.Showtime-Driver to Charlie's diner across from Jay's studio.(They ride in silence as They go to the Diner.They get there about 10 minutes later and get out.They go in and are taken to a far away corner of the diner.) Waiter-Welcome to Charlie's Diner.Here are you menu's and I will be back in a few to take your order. Mr.Showtime-Okay.(opens the menu.)Okay I know what I'm getting. Nikki-Damn what you getting? Mr.Showtime-3 steak combo with french fries and a salad. Nikki-You haven't ate that much since your first match.Your nervous something is bothering you isn't it? Mr.Showtime-No I'm just hungry Nikki-(Speaking sarcastically)Sure If you say so. Mr.Showtime-What u getting because here comes that waiter. Waiter-Okay people are we ready to order? Mr.Showtime-Can I Have the 3 steak Combo with French Fried and a salad. Waiter-Do you want your steak rare,medium, or well done? Mr.Showtime-Well done. Waiter-And for the misses? Nikki-Can I have the Cajun Fried Shrimp and some fries. Waiter-And to Drink? Mr.Showtime-Sprite Nikki-Strawberry Daquiri. Waiter-Okay be back in a few. (Mr.Showtime begins to stare at the ceiling.He starts to take deep breaths and covers his face.) Nikki-Okay look what it is your problem? Mr.Showtime-Stress,Lack of Sleep,everything is just messing with me. Nikki-Okay what is bothering you the most? Mr.Showtime-My in ring debut tomorrow night in the TWW. Nikki-I should have stayed in New York,but why you worried about that? Mr.Showtime-I don't know.It just got me kinda scared.Not even the fact that I have to Andy Extreme and some other dude I Think Shawn Striker or something but I get nervous before stuff like this.It is nerve wrecking.I really don't wanna mess up. Nikki-You won't if you work at your best. Mr.Showtime-Yo I don't want to talk about this can we wait till after I eat. Nikki-Well here comes the waiter and we got about 20 minutes because the show starts in 35 minutes. Mr.Showtime-Well Bring it On.I'm Hungry. (The waiter brings there food.They eat and in they get up and put a 50 dollar bill on the table and leave.They get in the limo and pull off.) Nikki-Well you ready to talk about your in ring debut. Mr.Showtime-No. Nikki-You can't solve anything without talking about it. Mr.Showtime-There is nothing to solve.Now can we please just sit here and relax until we get back to the hotel. Nikki-AIght,I cannot wait until tomorrow comes. (The arrive to the Hotel at 11:30.They go upstairs and rush to chage there clothes.Mr.Showtime puts a pair of black slacks and a silk blue shirt.Nikki puts on a black skirt and blue leather halter.They go back to the limo and begin towards the studio.) Mr.Showtime-We gonna be late Nikki. Nikki-We can just say we are making an entrance. Mr.Showtime-Let's see what Jay is doing now. (Mr.Showtime turns on the TV and Jay is doing his monologue.) He doing his monologue and it is gonna be a good 30 minutes before we get to the studio.Well he gotta do his little crazy thing before we start our segment.I wonder who else is on the show.I just can't remember anything.This debut is gonna be something else.Okay Jay is at the end of his crazy skit meaning we have two minutes to get to the studio.(The Phone rings in the limo.Mr.Showtime picks is it up.)Jay we gonna be there in about 5 minutes and I am telling you I am making an entrance.Bye Jay. Nikki-Honey,We are almost there I can see the NBC sign. Mr.Showtime-Driver Remember the entrance that we are going in through. (camera switches to inside of the Jay Leno Studio were Jay is sitting at his desk.) Jay-Ladies and Gentleman tonight we have the newest addition to the TWW.He will be making his in ring debut this Tuesday Night in Birmingham Alabama Ladies and Gentleman please welcome back Mr.Showtime.(The Band plays his music and no one comes out.)Ladies and Gentleman Please welcome Mr.Showtime.(A Black Hummer Limo pulls in onto the set and stops in the middle of the set.Mr.Showtime sticks his head through the sunroof and gets on top of the limo.He raises his arms in the air as the crowd goes crazy.) Guess what?It's Showtime.(Mr.Showtime jumps off of the limo and it pulls off.The crowd goes crazy when they see Nikki and Mr.Showtime together.) Jay-Have a seat.Hello Nikki. Nikki-Jay long time no see. Jay-What an entrance!This is probably the best entrance in Tonight Show history. Mr.Showtime-Well I pride myself on the creativity of my mind.I knew we were running late so I figured why should I come in the normal way like everybody else.So I came in with a bang. Jay-Okay.We all know that in a tomorrow night you will be making your in ring debut in the TWW.Who are you gonna fight? Mr.Showtime-Jay I only remember one person I am fighting out of the three way match I am in.I am fighting Andy Extreme and some other dude.I think his name is Shawn Striker or something. Jay-Do you have any butterflies going into this thing? Mr.Showtime-Nikki,I knew he was gonna ask a question like this.Well I always have butterflies before a big match or before any debut.Now I have been kinda stressed out and basically scared because I want to make a good impression on the people who run the TWW.I am basically scared of failure.I don't want to mess up.And due to the fact that they have me in a match with a new comer and an "established force" I am kinda worried about winning but if I do what I always do I will come out on top. Jay-Mr.Showtime what are your plans for the TWW.Will you come in and make a big impact or will you slowly but surely rise to the top. Mr.Showtime-Well It is as simple as this I am gonna come in like a hurricane weak as hell in the first few days but by the time I hit land I will be the strongest hurricane.I do have other plans but those are strictly confidential. Jay-Any final words?ANything you wanna say to Andy extreme or Hot Shawn Striker? Mr.Showtime-Andy Extreme,I am ready for the TWW you may be an established force but I will tell you this I am the new era of the TWW.I am a new Tidal Wave.Hot Shawn Striker you are feeling the same way I am now.You are a newcomer and ready for a fight well Mr.Showtime is gonna put and end to your desire.Andy,Shawn It's Showtime!!!!!!!! Jay-Ladies and Gentleman Mr.Showtime.Make sure you check your local listings to see Mr.Showtime in action tomorrow night in the TWW.Thank you. Mr.Showtime-Thank you for having me Jay. (Camera fades as Mr.Showtime goes into the crowd, to talk with the fans.) |
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