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Slim Chance.
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EOE w/Eve
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{The scene opens with EOE and Eve at a Red Lobsters down in Texas. They are sitting at their table looking at the menu, tyring to figure out what they want to order.
EOE- You know I wish Red Lobsters gets something new, on the menu. I think I have ate just about damn near everthing on this menu.
Eve- Right, its always the same old thing here.
{As they both flip the pages, a waitress walks up to them.}
Waitress- Hello, what can I get you two to drink today?
EOE- Eve what do you want to drink.
Eve- Um, how about a glass of Gin.
EOE- Gin?
Eve- Did I studder? A glass of Gin is what I would like.
Waitress- Sorry Mam, but we dont have Gin here.
EOE- Good
Eve- What? You dont have Gin
EOE- Did she studder?
Eve- Shut up
EOE- I dont even see that on the menu.
Eve- Damn, I need something to relieve all of this stress. I guess I'll suttle for a ice tea.
EOE- Thats more like it.
Waitress- What can I get for you sir?
EOE- Lets see here, I want a 2 margarita, a 2 Long Island iced tea, and the strongest drink you have back there.
Waitress- Wow, ok. I guess a big man like you can handle all of that. Eve- Just get the drinks girl.
{The waitress looks at Eve and walks off.}
EOE- Now that was rude, and you talk about me.
Eve- Rude? I had to be she was trying to hit on you I had no choice. You on the other hand are just rude for know reason at all.
EOE- The ladies will always try to hit on me. Look at me, they just cant help it.
Eve- Well you better not hit back.
EOE- No need to worry.
{The waitress comes back with the drinks, Eve gives her a mean look}.
Waitress- Here, you go. Now are you ready to order?
EVE- YES! Let me make this quick. I want the Seafood platter with a baked potato. What do you want EOE?
Waitress- Hey did you say EOE?
Eve- I think so.
Waitress- I thought that was you, I watch you on TWW all the time, you're one of my favorites.
EOE- Thanks, Im glad you feel that way.
Eve- EOE what do you want to eat?
EOE- Oh yea, my food. I would like um 2 steaks well down, 2 baked potatoes and 2 lobsters.
{The waitress just stands there smiling at EOE}.
Eve- OOH!, 2 steaks, 2 baked potatoes and 2 Lobsters, did you get that?
{The waitress, shakes her head}.
Waitress- Oh yea, a Seafood platter, 2 steaks well down, 2 baked pototes and 2 lobsters. I got it. Eve that seafood platter is pretty big, are you sure you're going to be able tp eat all of that?
EVe- Is your job to be asking all of that, or just to take orders? I think it is just to take orders. Now can you go give out our order? Thanks bye bye
{Eve smiles, and the waitress walks off}
EOE- EVe, you know not to be rude to the workers.
Eve- Hey, I dont care, she was trying to be funny. And since when do you start caring about other people?
EOE- EVe I am just simply saying that she could, do something to our food.
Eve- I hope she does, Ill kick the blonde bitches ass.
{People stop eating, and stare at EVe}
EVe- Damn is grass growing out of my face what are all you people looking at.
EOE- Eve please sit down.
Eve- No, damn that they are all looking like that want to do something and shit. I just want to know.
EOE- Dont worry about it. You need to save that anger for tomorrow. You know its going to be 2 on 1 or say Miranda says.
Eve- OH yea, let me cool down, Ill just take my anger out on everyone tomorrow. What are you going to do about that anyway?
EOE- What do you mean? I am not even worried about those two so called wrestlers. It can my 10 on one and they still will not be able to beat me. The plan is to simply look Miranda look like a damn fool tomorrow. And that will happen, when I make him realize the things he calls "punishment" I laugh at. There will be so much destruction tomorrow that I can hardly wait.
Eve- Well, you'll have me. But its seems strange to me.
EOE- What?
Eve- Well, that drawing. I think it was rigged.
EOE- Think, I know it was. But if Suicide think hes going to get a fair title shot tomorrow, he has another thing coming. I hate Shawn Chase with every inch in my body, but there will not be a champion crowned tomorrow night.
Eve- Damn straight.
EOE- Good the food is here.
WAitress- Need anything else
Eve- yea, I need you to get the hell out of our face.
{EOE laughs, as the waitress storms off}
The scene ends |
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