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Rejuvenating The Tag Team Division...
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Grand Theft Auto
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{The scene opens up in a local bar in Birmingham, Alabama. In one lone corner, the camera fades in to see two men unfamiliar to the Tidal Wave Wrestling world. As soon as one of the men notices the camera, he nudges the other man. The second man, the shorter of the two; looks over, and clears his throat.}
--=FIRST MAN=-- Well, welcome world of wrestling, as you are now looking to the future of the TWW tag divisions, and the TWW altogether. I will now take the iniative, as I know you are antzy to find out who are these two men, that claim to be the future. Well, first of all, I am 'The Bandit' CJ Burns, I am the maker of this game, and I am the player of this game. I will control all in the ring, physcially and mentally.
--=SECOND MAN=-- And as far as me, I am 'The Mustang' Beau Burns, you will usually notice me as the party type, I like to get the girl, aswell as the win. When I am not in the ring, I am laying back, soaking in the taste of a Coors Light...and if there is an absence of my beer, I will substitute for a MGD.
{The two men glare across to eachother, and nod with satisfaction with their introduction. Then they both lift their glasses, The Mustang and his Coors Light, and The Bandit with his Rootbeer.
--=THE BANDIT=-- (Sighs with pleasure)Good Lord...thats good Rootbeer! Now that I am refreshed, I will return to my welcoming speech, as I know you are all filled with anticipation. So now that you know, that we are The Bandit and The Mustang, what is our purpose here, thats what you are thinking, right?
{At this point, this is when The Mustang is suppose to talk. Unfortunetly, he has wondered off, and is staring over at the waitress' ass, who is not bending over, picking up the coaster he 'accidently' knocked over. The Bandit politely kicks him in the shin, to get his attention.
--=THE MUSTANG=-- Oh...oh...yeah, what Bandit was saying. We are here, and we are here for one purpose. And that is gold...and after that...getting layed.
{Once again...a kick in the shin.}
--=THE MUSTANG=-- But first, the titles. So we are looking for...who were the champions again?
--=THE BANDIT=-- I believe it was Phat Chance...and just to let you boys know, it's a FAT CHANCE that you will be holding on to those belts much longer...because, you are going to be just another victim...of...
--=THE BANDIT/MUSTANG=--...GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!
{With all said and done, GTA have just entered the TWW, and boy have they made an impact already...and it's only the beginning. |
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