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| ((Nathan Stryker is sitting on the couch at his home, eating a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. He is watching Jerry Springer.)) Springer: "On today's show...men who have had sex changes to become lesbians." Stryker: "What the fuck? Hmm....maybe they are just a little stupid, dontcha think hun?" Angel: "Umm....you really need to call Martin and get back on TV, you are starting to scare the living SHIT out of me. All you do is eat, sleep, and shit. That's all you do Nate. Now go get dressed, we have to be at my mom's in an hour..." Stryker: "The in-laws.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ((When the camera comes back, they are arriving back at the house after dinner with Angel's parents.)) Stryker: "That wasn't so bad, I could think of worse things." Angel: "Like what..." Stryker: "Let's see...i'd rather have brain surgery, so that won't work...I enjoyed that route canal more...so that wont work." Angel: "Why did I marry you again?" Stryker: "Because you love me?" Angel: "Actually it was because of your huge-" ((The phone rings.)) Stryker: "I'll get it...Hello? Oh hey Shawn...I just got back from the in-laws." Shawn: "Ah yes...the in-laws. The reason men like you and I take chair shots to the head on a daily basis, in hopes that maybe we will forget they exist." Stryker: "You're telling me? Her father talks like a freakin' robot and her mother doesn't shut up. God, it's like being the convict headed to the chair...." Shawn: "Did you watch Springer today?" Stryker: "Yeah, what was that shit about...hey when we were in high school, didn't you want to cut off your balls and become a chick?" Shawn: "Funny asshole...I had some great news for you, but forget it...." Stryker: "Quit being a shithead and explain yourself biotch!" Shawn: "Well, I talked to Martin, and you have a match on Lightning against Smasher and Araknis." Stryker: "Who?" Shawn: "That's what I said...but at least you'll be on TV." Stryker: "That's true. Hey wanna talk to Angel?" Shawn: "Sure." ((Stryker hands Angel the phone.)) Shawn: "What's up slutbag?" Angel: "Fuck off Shawn. How's that trashy wife of yours?" Shawn: "Still slutty, but she's not you, let me tell you." ((Angel hands the phone to Nate.)) Stryker: "Wait man, Springer's on again. Look at that man, how in the hell does a guy get tits like that?" Shawn: "Umm...Nate, you really need to get out f the house more man, you scare me." Stryker: "Look, i've had a lot of time off." Shawn: "So what do you think of your opponents?" Stryker: "Who the hell are they? What was their names, Trasher and Arakbitch? Thrasher and Moshnid? Crasher and Spider?" Shawn: "SMASHER and ARAKNIS...I think." Stryker: "Whoever they are, they'll lose. I'm to sexy for TWW and way too good to fight losers with worse names then PorX." Shawn: "I know. But in due time, i'll be beating your ass in venues across the world." Stryker: "You think....ok we'll see, but tell Marty and Scratcher and thet other dude thati'm there, and i'm there to kick some ass." Shawn: "OK man, take care, peace." ((Stryker hangs the phone up.)) Stryker: ((dancing))"I got a match, I got a match, I am the king of the stud-muffins and the lord of all things wrestling!" Angel: "Too much Springer for you. No more." Stryker: "But, I love Jerry. He's the only man with enough balls to talk about women who have sex with animals, and lesbians who cheated on their lovers with she-males. There's just something about Jerry...I can't get enough." Angel: "You're gonna be on the road...no more Jerry." Stryker: "No more in-laws." Angel: "Uhh..." ((Scene fades.)) |
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