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| The picture comes on and it appears to be from a security camera judging by the angle and position of the picture. In the scene you can see a reception area with a sign behind the desk reading Jim's Gym. Behind the desk is a massively built guy they looks like he could be a body builder. He is stood there talking to another guy over the desk. Body builder: "Well I hope that you had a good workout and that you will be back again soon." Guy: "Yeah, I will be back soon. That dam bitch of a wife wants me to get fit and a six pack before she will allow me to get any! I mean she's stopping a mans basic right! The closest I have come to a six pack is in the form of my old friend alcohol." Body builder "Oh well I am sorry to hear that but if you want to talk about it you can tell me." Guy: "I'll tell you this she has gone to far this time. First of all she refuses to give me head. Then she moves her god damn mother in the house without asking me and she is living there permanently now. Then after that she does this, well there are other ways of getting some than just from her. That will show the bitch when I cheat on her!" Body builder: "Oh so you want to cheat on her. Well let me just tell you that I am here for you and you look great to me." With that the boy builder puts out his hand and places it upon the other guys hand and starts to flutter his eyelashes, and rub the guys arm. Guy: "What the hell are you doing! You're a anus raider! A trouser bandit! A sausage jockey! A limp wristed s**t stabber! A backdoor bender! A butt pirate! Well you can get lost I don't anything to do with you!" With that the guy runs out of the gym leaving the body builder alone. Body builder: "I think he thought I was gay! I wonder what gave him that idea? And he seem like such as nice boy. Oh well." The body builder suddenly realises that he is alone. He runs to the front door and looks out and then goes to a CD player behind the desk. He cautiously looks around and reaches to the play button. He waits a second making sure nobody is around and then presses. Out comes the music and it is YMCA playing. The guy starts dancing and shaking his head. All of a sudden a small group join him and start dancing with him. Some are dressed like native Americans with head dresses and some others are dressed as roadworkers. This continues for about 20 seconds until someone walks in to the gym and stands there looking at the body builder and the rest of the dancing group who haven't noticed him. The body builder continues dancing and then suddenly sees him and switches off the music and the small group leave. Body builder: "Errrrmm……Errrrmm the play button just got knocked by accident! Oh and I don't know what that CD was doing in there! It's not mine honest!" The man that has just entered, walks closer to the body builder and you can now see that it is Smasher. Smasher: "(Said in a sarcastic manner) Ok mate I believe everything you say. What ever you do and what ever you listen to in your own time and private life doesn't concern me!" Body builder: "But it wasn't mine honest. I hope you aren't trying to imply I am gay, I have just had someone in here doing that. Hang on a minute your Smasher. I've see you in the TWW. I'm a massive fan! Not of you but of the federation. I never miss it, I look seeing all those men in those revealing trunks and wrestling attire!" Smasher: "What did you just say! You just say you like looking at all the men wrestling." Body builder: "I don't think I did I said I like looking at all the women. You must have just misheard what I said. (Quickly changing the subject) So who are you fighting on Friday at Lightning?" Smasher: "Well it's my debut match…." Body builder: "So your undefeated! Wow not many people can say that they wrestle in the TWW and even fewer can say they are undefeated. If I were you I would refuse to wrestle and you would stay undefeated. You could get the longest undefeated run ever!" Smasher: "You really are a jackass! Look TWW is all about competition, that why it attracts the best wrestlers from all over the world. Can't you see that it's roster is full of the worlds best except for a few. I hope to be classed as one of the federations best in the future. In order to do that I have to take names and get noticed around there and establish a reputation. That will start on Friday when I face Nathan Stryker and Araknis in a triple threat match." Body builder: "Your facing those two! Well that should be a great match! NOT!" Smasher: "Well everyone has to start somewhere and I am prepared to use this match to showcase my talent for the rest of the federation. I can assure you that I will put on one hell of a show so that the fans don't lose interest and start to chant boring! Araknis he is a martial artist and Nathan Stryker classes himself as a technical wrestling mastermind. Well I have spent many years in Japan and learnt martial arts so it will be interesting to see me kick the life out of Araknis. As for the technical wrestling style of Nathan Stryker I know some technical wrestling and counters, but I will just over power him and break his body in half!" Body builder: "That's some pretty big words for a nobody! Well I think that your match will be the time I go get the snacks and drinks." Smasher: "Look who asked you anyway, but I will tell you this I am not going to go easy upon my opponents I want that first victory in TWW. I want to feel that buzz of having my arm raised by the referee in front of all those fans. From this I will build and tear up the ranks. That is why I am here to come and do some extra training before I compete as I want to be in the best possible condition for the match. However my opponents won't be in the best shape of their lives once I am finished with them." Body builder: "Well that sounds so original! NOT! But if you want to train go right ahead be my guest." Smasher: "You've got one hell of a big mouth!" Body builder: "Yes I know all my boyfriends tell me! I mean my girlfriends, that girlfriends!" Smasher: "Yeah what ever! You just watch tomorrow at what I do and we will see if I can back up the talk!" With that Smasher walks off into the gym to train. The body builder waits for him to leave and begins looking about again. He then presses play on the CD player once again and starts dancing to YMCA as the camera fades to black. |
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