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Dysan? Again?
The One and Only James Edwards
::DYSAN?!? The guy who powerbombed James through a table and another guy!? This is not good...
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:::Our scene opens up to James. James now has dark blue hair, which falls over his forehead. He's wearing a tennis shirt, a pair of tracksuit bottoms, with a pair of black trainers. In his hands is a comic book, on which his eyes are reading. The room is well lit, due to an open window directly in the sun's path. The room is well kept, with a large stereo system in one corner, and a huge TV in the other.:::

James: Well, looks like I managed to [beep] off the managment! I mean, Dysan? The man, whom in Mexico, is known as El Retardo? What the hell is wrong with this match, you may ask. Well, I'm still having [beep]ing nightmares since the last time we fought! C'mon, the guy slammed through a table, and another man. Aside from his obvious fetishes, he's too tall for me to take. The man nearly killed me, yet I'm up against him again. This is not right, my friends, not right at all. But Dysan, I guess this time, I'll be ready. Ready to take advantage, ready to make the advantage, and ready to take the damn victory I deserve! you may be tall, Dysan, but I know now what I did wrong last time. I was intimidated. By your size, your stature, and your facial hair! But now I know exactly what you're capable of, I can do it! You may think you scare me Dysan, but I'm past caring. All I care about is laying your fat ass down for the 1...2...3! Hell, maybe I'll make your retarded carcass tap out from Dead End? How'd ya like the sound of that, [beep]? I hope you've found a way to get the hell out of our match. Maybe drop a bowling ball on your foot? Or perhaps you'd prefer the old fashioned fall down the stairs? Either way, you're still gonna regret facing me. I'm a changed man, Dysan, sincd we last met. For one, I now have blue hair. and this blue hair is the just the start of something big. The start of the win column by my name to go up some more! I've had about enough of people writing me off! I've had enough of people making fun of me! I've had enough of people laughing and pointing at me! No more am I going to be "Jobber Edwards". This is going to stop right now, and Dysan, you'll be the first in the line of the new-Edwards-era. The new era were I walk throgh each of my opponents. Now, I don't want any titles, I don't need any titles. They're just to look fancy anyway, right? A real winner doesn't need a piece of gold around his waist to show it. A real winner...wins. And that's exactly what I'm going to do tommorow, because I am a real winner! I'm [beep]ed off now, and not you, Dysan, not you, Chase, not AMW, hell, not even Swift can stop me now. I've been pushed too far, and I'm out for some goddamn revenge! You think you got bigger fish to fry, Dysan? I'm going to be the next big thing in Tidal. You? You're already a wash-up. You're an alcoholic for God's sake! I watched your pathetic segment. I don't care about your family problems. I know the viewers at home don't care about your family problems. If you really want to impress us all, show up for our match sober! I'll smack the taste of booze out of your stupid mouth, come Lightning. I haven't got time to sober your ass up, so I'll just knock your ass down. You may think you're better than me, but we both know now that that isn't true! You called me gay? Do I go around looking like a homosexual biker? Answer that question, then call me gay. Man, you might be [beep]ed up, but that won't stop me from sticking my boot so far up your ass you'll be brushing your teeth with shoe polish! Got that? I really don't have time to deal with winoes, so already you're on my bad side. Throw in the fact that you put me through a table, and well, that just [beep]es me off! Dysan, I really haven't got anything left to say, so just remember; You've [beep]ed with the best, now be beat like the rest!

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