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{The scene opens up inside a TWW promotional area. Behind the blue backdrop, with "TWW" in gold lettering stands...MARTHA! Martha, the 65 yr old quadrapalegic girfriend of Eugene, is sitting in her wheel chair wearing a black leather mini skirt and tight white tank top. The camera man mentions her to "go," and she begins}

"You know II 2 None, I don't like you very much! You pick on my loverboy, Eugene, his good friend Author, and NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY picks on my MAN! So listen up Sonnies, if you get out of hand tomorrow, I will NOT hesitate to whack you up side the head! You got that!?"

{Martha pokes her wooden peg at the camera}

"Oh yes, one last thing...Eugene, I love you sweetie!"

{She blows a kiss to the camera and wheels away...}
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