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| [The scene fades into a large room with a comfortable looking couch in the middle, facing a big-screen TV along one wall. A computer desk sits against another wall, and the last wall is covered with some pictures and a trophy case. Last Resort suddenly appears on the scene from a door out of the camera's view. They sit down on the couch.] Shayne: Those were awesome sandwiches! Stevens: Damn straight! I made them myself. Shayne: No you didn't. The butler made them. Stevens: Oh yeah. I forgot. [Both men turn to the camera, turning around and leaning over the couch.] Stevens: Anyway, about the Four Way Tag Match on Friday. Shayne: Yeah. Everyone thinks that they're going to come into this one and win it. All except us. We don't say we're going to win. What we say is this, we're not here to win, we're here to kick ass and that only. We don't care if we win; if we do, that's a bonus. Stevens: Exactly right. What is going to happen on Friday is going to be fatal--we will take no prisoners, we won't show any mercy. Nobody can stop us from laying a beating, but they can stop us from winning. We like to win, but it's not the main factor. Shayne: First, we'd like to show everybody a few clips from our match on Tuesday. [They both turn back, facing the TV. Shayne picks up the remote control and turns the TV on.] [A vignette begins to play on the TV. A slow motion clip shows the springboard moonsault executed by Jason Shayne on Wade. It fades out. Another clip plays, this time at normal speed, a clip shows Stevens coming down on Inferno with a tornado elbow drop. Next, Inferno is seen setting up Shayne on the table. It fades. Next, Inferno is seen hitting the Alarm Blaze on Shayne through the table. Next, Inferno is seen with the 1, 2, 3. It fades. Now a clip shows Matthews and Showtime coming in to attack the two teams. The vignette fades to black.] Stevens: First, I'll say the match was won fair and square, but the attack by Brooklyn Beatdown was uncalled for--what the hell did we ever do to them? Now that we've got them in the match on Friday, we get to beat their asses more than anyone else for the senseless attack. Shayne: Speaking of Brooklyn Beatdown, let's go over our other two opponents. First off we have Fatal Encounter who hasn't been doing too good lately. Both of you guys, Jax and Ian, can come into this match looking for a fight, and they won't be let down. Stevens: Next up there is the new guys. GTA, you want to come in here, and look for trouble? You'll pay the consequences tommorow. The thing here is, what you think is greatness is just crap. Pure crap. I'm thinking that you're going to be beat down a lot worse than some. Shayne: So to conclude, you know our motto, We Kick Ass and Don't Care If We Don't Win, but the one thing that we will show on Lightning is that coming into this match, fighting us, you may want to turn to your Last Resort, you will damn well need it. [Shayne turns the TV back on and the scene fades to black.] (OOC: The reason I no-showed on Tuesday was that I went on a short trip and forgot to notify Mr. Swift that I would be going away.) |
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