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| {The scene down in Florida at one of EOE's homes. Eve has a video camera and is going around the house chasing EOE. EOE takes the camera from Eve and starts filming her as she poses. EOE- Hey Eve do your version of the Blair Witch Protect. {Eve turns off the lights in the house, and EOE turns on the light on the camera. She goes around the screaming as EOE runs behind her. Eve- What the ***** is that?! What the ****is that?! {EOE continues to follow her around the house, until he trips over something, and falls face first ont he floor. Eve continues to run and scream} EOE- Ok cut damn. Im hurt. {Eve continues to run and scream} {EOE yells} EOE- Eve, ok thats enough you are over doing it. {Eve still continues to run and scream.} EOE- Eve! I said cut, its over, no more stop. {Eve finally stops}. Eve- Oh sorry were calling name? EOE- Um yah, but it appeared you were too busy trying to get an academy award or something. Eve- Oh Im sorry, whats wrong with you? EOE- I tripped over this cord and left slap down on my face. Here take this camera. Im hurt, I fell on my wrist. Eve- Oh, Im so sorry do you think you will be able to wrestle tomorrow? EOE- Oh hell yea, Im not that hurt. I'll be able to kick Mandy's ass regardless of what happens, hell I could have one leg and still beat his ass. Speaking of Mandy, maybe a need to send a message to him and some other people. Get that camera set up, I'm going to do an home made promo. Eve- Hey what an good idea, its better than having those other jackasses at TWW trying to record you. There always all up in our face, and its certainly better than havign to smell Simon Breath why we stand up there. Damn thats tourcher. EOE- Ha I knew I wasnt the only one who noticed that. That breath is terrible. Anyway lets get this going. {Eve gets the video camera stand.} Eve- Hey wait, where should we do this from, living room, game room, your our room what? EOE- Um, how about, outside on the deck at the back, its nice outside. Eve- Good choice. {EOE and Eve sets up the camera on the deck at the back. Which just off the ocean.} Eve- Now let me put this tape in a push. Hey wait I'll be right back. EOE- Where are you going? Eve- Just wait you'll see. {EOE waits for a minute or two, and Eve comes out with an poster board with words on there its say. "This is a EOE and Eve production." She pushes the record button and puts the poster board in the camera. EOE sits at the table looking at the camera. EOE- Is it on? Eve- Dont you see the red light? EOE- Oh, haha. Ok let me start.Now Im sure taht you assholes are watching this, you assholes meaning, Mandy Extreme, Lucy Miranda along with your butt partners and "Living PUSS" Shelia Chase. I know you watching right now wondering why in the hell am I cutting a promo from my house, well seeing as that you people cant come up with anything ~ehem~ original and you are always hanging out at the arena, I guess cause you donthave anything else better to do, I decided, to sit at my mansion and tell you bitches whats on my mind instead of having to put up with dumb question and terrible breath. You cant beat this, now I know some of you may be ashamed to show the world your houses, but not me because Im ballin, it's just as simple as that. The more ass I kick the more I get paid, and they way I have been kicking ass you can imagine how much I have. But enough with the bragging because I dont have a big big ego like girls do lets get down to business. Lucy I guess half and half it was a bitter-sweet match between Slim-Chance and I for you, I mean I must admit they did bust me open, but what they didnt know as well as you is that when I bleed I SNAP, and look at me Im 7'0 345 pounds who can stop a man as powerful as me when I am out of control, wait dont strain you little brains too hard, I'll answer that for you idiots NO ONE! Now Lucy I know that you were sitting on the edge of your seat along with Shitacide bitting your nails, thinking it was the night that I was going down, but WAIT to your suprise and everyone elses EOE, once again beat the odds(if thats what you want to call it) and survive. Now you should know by now that The Evil One is an survivor and it's going to take than a weak as team like phat chance to destroy, hell let me rephrase there aint nothing in TWW that can destroy, and you will soon find that out. I will let you know where I am going with that later on in this video. Lucy whats your next next form of punishment for me? thats what I want to know, wait hold up dont tell me its its, what his name of yea I mean what her name, Mandy Extreme, Mandy is a little midget compared to me, I am damn near a foot taller than him 6'1/7'0, I have a one hundred and fifteen weight advantage come now what where and are you thinking. Thats not very impressive for a man thats owns fifty percent of the company, now what is Swift thinking by letting you own that much of a company? Hell if it was up to me, you wouldn't even be in TWW much less own some of it, shees! people came to be so smart in TWW when in reality they are just as dumb as a damn donkey. Damn what is this world coming to? Oh yea back to Mandy now I know people always say dont doubt the "little people" or some ass heads say "It's not the size of the person fighting, but the size of the fight in the person" or they say "It't not the size of the dog, but it the" oh hell you get it then maybe again you dont, well I do but, I have and always will believe that, that is the biggest stack of cow shit that I have ever heard and that is the truth. What was those people doing when they made those so-called famous quotes, driking ever clear or even worst smoking and sniffing crack, shit apparently they were doing something that interfered, with their brains. This is not a case of David and Goliath, David had God and you Mandy doesnt, but this is a case of EOE beating the absolute hell out of Mandy not so extreme, well maybe I should say beating the absolute hell into Mandy, because that is what his body will feel like it is in, a burning hell. Lucy Miranda dont be suprised tomorow night because I will once again make you look a damn fool. And if you didnt have anything to do with this match, I will still and always will consider you a shell of a man that RuPaul is and that is not a good thing if you think it is. I know you face cracked when I said that, but what are you going to do about it? I have the answer for you right here, not a damn thing. {Eve is in the background laughing her ass of. She is laughing so hard that she accidenlty trips and knocks the camera off the stand.} EOE- Eve, look what did, you messed up an perfect promo damn it. Eve- Woops, I'm sorry but what you just said was so damn funny, maybe its not broken let me check and see. {Eve picks up the camera,and looks in the lens, and she see's a little static.} Eve- Um, I think its broken, Im sorry. You know I did not mean to do that. {EOE jumps up walks over and looks at the camera. EOE- Damn it Eve, that was a perfect promo too, but leave to HAHA about to die Eve. Eve- You, I was just playing it's not even messed up, I just wanted to see how you were going to act. Now how do you feel? {EOE walks, back to the table, shaking his head}. EOE- You know sometimes you really piss me off. Eve- Too bad, sit down and get ready to resume. {EOE sits down at the table, eye balling Eve with a pissed off look on his face, Eve stick her tongue out him and pushed to record button }. EOE- Is it on? Eve- Don't you see the red light blinking. EOE- Um nope Eve- It's not? EOE- I said no. {Eve looks at the front video camera}. EOE- Oh wait, I do see it, HAHA {Eve looks up and flips EOE off} EOE- Alright girl, oh yea I forgot about you people, let me get back to the people that I am addressing. Mandy I heard your little comments that you had about me, and I must say those a some big words coming from a little midget like you. You know I am a little flattered at the comments that you had about me, I almost consider them compliments, but I guess the truth is always good to tell. I am glad you are smart enough to recognize nice how good I am, too bad I dont recognize how good you are, but you cant recognize something that is not true. But you know were you f*****(tww edited) up at Mandy not-Extreme? Let me tell you, you f*****(tww edited) whe you said I have beaten tough, but I will never beat the Extreme one, hell that might not be exactly what you said, but you people get the point. But anyway that comment was bull****(tww edited) and you know it, lets face reality Mandy you have absolutely no chance in hell in defeating me, even if Lucy and his girlfriends, try to interfer. EOE is the train and you are on the little women on the railroad track Mandy, there is no one that is going to be able to save you, you will be run over and your body will be crushed. You will lay flat of the railroad track destroyed while I will keep going on looking for the next victim to run over. Now do not blame me for having to kick your punk ass Mandy blame, the stupid bookers they should be smart enough to know, EOE is looking to go up in the ranks not down, but I guess I will have to let them know. Mand you said that you wanted something from me, you say want my reputation, you want my name to be added on the list you have beaten, you want me to know that I am not better than you and last you want me to know that I am just another victim to you. Well I know Christmas is about two months away but, I dont think Santa or what ever you want to call him can give you all that so dont got your little hopes up. Damn you are a selfish little person want, want, want well people in hell want ICE COLD water Mandy and do you think that they get it? Let me answer that for you so you wont hurt yourself HELL NO!, trust me I know. Now dont cry, sorry but thats just the way it is. Mandy as I heard you talk even more and more non-sense I really began to laugh when you said, that tomorrow night will be the end of my career, um SOMEBODY HELP HIM what is he thinking, its obvious that you have mental problems. I dont think anyone can help you with the brain damage that you have, poor little midget. you talk about Extreme you are Mandy you like put your body on the line, you like to fly in the air, you like to take bumps? Well guess what the things you want will not come true, but the things you like will because, I will toss your little ass all over that arena and that I will promise. So dont worry about me getting in the gym and training hard for this so called match because I am in good shape, what you need to be doing right now as you look at this tape wishing you were better than me is, make an emergency appointment tomorrow at the hospital, and tell the doctors to give, alot of shots that will numb your body so you will not feel that much pain when I throw your little ass around like a little ragged doll. Oh yea and get some painkillers too so that you want feel the after affect trust me ask anyone backstage that has been in the ring with me and they will tell you that EOE doesnt bull****(tww edited) when it comes down to the real business. You may live by violence and you may die by violence but tomorrow night I make the choice in whether you live or die, now think about that bitch. You talk about censors girl? Wel I am warning the censors in advance get ready to make a black mark or blurry mark on Mandy because I will take you little toothpicks (kendo is what you call them) and I will run them up your little sugar tank. Dont think I'm bluffin' cause if it comes to that point I will not think twice before I do it. I dont care about anyone here in TWW and you are not am expection. Do not think I will take it easy on you just because you are little because I am ignitiating you, I am going to make you out of an believer like I have to do the rest of them, you feel the wrath of EOE 666, now who's death warrant does it sound like has been signed now? You little punk. Oh yea and one more thing I lay dead for people for you because I like to break their pride and make them realize all the time they thought they were so "Extreme" and so "Bad" that it was a mistake and it was only because they haven't met up with "The Evil One". Your time is up Andy tomorrow night the "Evilution" will begin for you. IF you not scared yet, you will be and thats all I have to say about you. Now to my last thing Lucy I didnt forget about me telling you what I had plan for you. It goes like this, since you claim to be so bad and you like to stick people in difficult matches (difficult for the other people that is) I have this stipulation for you. If I beat Mandy on Friday then I get to face someone that I really want to get a hold of, no it is not "Living Puss" Sheila Cage, but the person I want is YOU!, but if Mandy wins which is not going to happen, then on Tuesday I will face every memeber in Americas most wanted in a handicapped match. Now you cant be that Lucy Miranda, it's an offer that you can't refuse! Whats it going to be? Damn I'm good HHH eat your heart OUT! This interview is OVER IM out~!! {Eve turns the camera off and smiles}. Eve- Damn now thats what I call an promo. EOE- Right, now lets go make a PORNO! Eve- Um probably not. We need to get this sent off though. There are going to be some mad people when they see this {They take the tape out of the camera and put it in an envelope, and stamp it and EOE walks to the mailbox and put in there.} The scene ends |
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