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| [Click] [The camera slowly fades in, and suddenly, a voice is heard. "And this is an Official Tidal Wave Wrestling Program" The picture is clear, it's a beautiful, sunny day out in Bloomington, Minnesota. Dellwood golf course is the location, at just about 11:45 AM. The camera pans around the beautiful course for a few moments, there are quite a few people out on the course. Suddenly, the camera cuts to the driving range, where a rather large man is hitting balls out into the yander, while a very petite man watches his every move. The camera zooms in, after the man takes a nice cut with his 5-iron, and the ball goes flying two-hundred yards plus. The big man smiles, and then hands the club to the smaller man, who puts it in the big, white golf bag that he holds onto. Suddenly, the big man speaks.] Woody Driver: "Well, now I think it's time for the Tidal Wave Wrestling to meet it's newest attraction, Woody Driver." [The small man turns the camera man to focus on him.] Prescott: "Yeah, newest attraction, he's great." [The big man frowns, and shakes his head.] Woody Driver: "Yes, Prescott, that's what I said. Now if you will please shut up for two minutes, maybe I could get something said here." [Prescott looks confused, but mumbles "OK"] Woody Driver: [Clears his throat] "As I was saying, TWW's newest attraction, Woody Driver!" Prescott: "Tada!" Woody Driver: "Would you shut up please?" [Prescott looks down at his feet, and shakes his head] Prescott: "Yes.." Woody Driver: "Well, I could sit here and tell you all about myself.." [As he continues talking, he grabs a club out of his golf bag, and sets up a ball] Woody Driver: "but, I will save you all the pleasure for another time." [Woody takes his swing, he hits a beautiful draw, to about the 250 yard marker, he smiles, and continues talking] Woody Driver: "Ah, golf, this glorious sport will be playing quite a big role in the TWW, while I'm here at least." [Prescott chuckles in the background, Woody just smiles] Woody Driver: "What I would like to say, is that this young man..[He points at Prescott, his faithful caddy. Prescott smiles, and waves] is Prescott, and he is my ever so faithful caddy, on the course, in the ring, and even sometimes out of the ring and off the course." Prescott: "That's right! We're gonna surprise the whole world of wrestling, you just wait!" [Prescott laughs, while Woody continues on] Woody Driver: "Yes, that is true, very true. I guess you guys will just have to wait, and see what we're talking about." Prescott: "Yeah, the only way to do that is.. Tune into Tidal Wave Wrestling, whenever you can!" Woody Driver: "Exactly. Tune into Tidal Wave, to find more about Woody Driver." [Woody looks at the balls, and then out into the driving range.] Woody Driver: "Now I've got some unfinished business to take care of." [Fade out] |
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