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| {The scene opens up to see GTA in a hotel room. The Bandit is laying down, trying to sleep, while The Mustang rudely is flipping through the channels. He comes to a hault when he reaches Seinfeld.} {The Bandit shifts his body, to find a comfort spot. When this move, he can now watch TV, which he does.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Sweet, Seinfeld is on, this show is funnier than anything. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Yeah, it's alright, but I prefer watching 'Elaine', she's hot, hot, hot! --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, don't you ever watch a show for the actual quality of the show, rather than the number of times you see T&A? --=THE MUSTANG=-- Pretty much, you know what show I really like now? --=THE BANDIT=-- What's that? --=THE MUSTANG=-- Son of the Beach, that show's awesome! --=THE BANDIT=-- Well ofcourse, Howard Stern created it, so ofcourse the show is going to be on a beach. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Well, Stern makes quality TV, his movie Private Parts...master piece. --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, I am about to officially through up, so lets change the subject. How about...well, we just got our first win, and now another team to defeat. After we beat 2nd II None, there will only be two teams we haven't beat. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Wow...look's like a little lack of talent in the tag division, thus like the lack of sexual appearance here in this fed, other than us, and that hotty Hannah Swift...oh...she makes my teeth sweat...maybe if I get to no her... --=THE BANDIT=--...anyway, we should go over strategy for 2nd II None. I think, we should just keep the same game plan that has been good for us the whole time, frequent tag. This will keep us both fresh at all times, giving us the easy win. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Hey bro, I am not worried one bit. We just fought two tag teams, and we didn't even break a sweat, so I am not worried about this 2nd II None, because if they are as good as I heard them claim, then they will only be 2nd II One, and that will be Grand Theft Auto baby!...so let's go get laid. {The Mustang looks up for approval, and grins.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Alright, but no bars tonight...lets go to a sports bar, atleast I can watch some TV, I'm too tired for any FUN tonight. {The Bandit stands up, and they walk towards the door, shut the lights off, and walk out the door.} |
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