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| [The scene opens up inside a very small, very old house. The paint on the walls is peeling off, and looks like it has been for a long, long time. The floor is dusty and starting to come apart. There is spraypaint on the charred remains of one wall that reads, "Bryan Was Here 12/97". The windows are broken and the door is lying on the ground. Suddenly, Jason Shayne and Chris Stevens come walking through the door, looking at the condition of the house.] Shayne: Man, this really brings back memories. I remember living in here from like, ten or twelve years ago. It's so beat up now. Stevens: This was actually in good condition once? It sure looks like hell now. Shayne: I know. Hey! I'm going to go see if that letter I got from Dad is still wedged in the door frame! I kept it there secretly! [The team of Last Resort walks through a busted door frame and into a hallway, and Jason Shayne quickly sidesteps into a room on the left. He begins to pry away at the rotting boards on the door.] Shayne: Cooooool! It's still there! That's awesome. Stevens: What does it say? Shayne: Well, it's basically a letter my dad sent saying the 'I miss you and I'll be home soon' type of thing. He was on a buisness trip in Brooklyn at the time. Stevens: Brooklyn...That reminds me, don't we have a match with Brooklyn Beatdown on Tuesday? Shayne: Yeah, we do. While we're here, why don't we say a few things to Beatdown. First of all, we're both winless, and we both need a win. You knew that, didn't you? Or were you too stupid to realize it? But then again, like we've said before, we don't play it for wins, although GTA would beg to differ. Stevens: But there is one thing that is really bugging me and it's this, how the hell did Jake Matthews get a girlfriend? I mean, the guy's as dirty as a rat, it really disturbs me that someone would have the brains to actually like this guy. Of course, Mr. Showtime seems to like him...alot...heh heh... Shayne: Well said. Brookyln, what we want to get through your thick skulls is this, you were pretty much out of the Triple Threat Tag before I got double teamed in the ring. Matthews bit the Ashes, and Showtime went to help, leaving me alone with Bandit and Mustang to get pinned. So really, if you think about it, if Chris had have rolled you in and pinned you, you would have been done, we would have won. But that didn't happen, instead, I got double teamed and lost. Stevens: You've seen the damage we can do--tornado elbow drops, American Ashes spinning heel kicks, corkscrew hurricanranas, and springboard moonsaults--we're a high flying team, no doubt, but we are also a team that consist of not only two high flyers, but two men that will be flying high after the end of the match, when we maybe did not win, but someone tasted pain that match, that's what we draw our satisfaction from. Shayne: The reason we are saying this over and over is because we need to get it through your heads that we are not in it for the money, the fame, the fortune. We are in it for ourselves, and sometimes, if needed, for the fans. Stevens: Does this place still have running water and toilets and stuff? Shayne: No, you idiot. Stevens: Then I'll be right back. [Stevens turns around and heads to the back door and out into the bushes. He turns away from the camera.] Shayne: Anyway, Brooklyn Beatdown, as you've just seen, we're taking a stroll down memory lane today, but the the aftermath on Shockwave will be one memory you will never, ever forget. Now shut this camera off, I've got to go do some more stuff. [The camera clicks off just as Jason Shayne turns into the bedroom and begins searching for more old items.] |
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