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| Life. Who can explain it? {High Class' tenure in the TWW has been strange, to say the least. They entered Tidal Wave Wrestling arrogant and with a plan, and 3 weeks later- they were bankrupt. They managed to acquire the tag titles, and quickly lost them...Eugene and Author scrambled, unsure of their most basic of neccessities like food and shelter. High Class then reached an epiphany, a life-changing experience. They hit rock bottom, but then, they "saw the light." Their acceptance by the fans, their treatment towards women(They gave up the Swedish blondes at their winter home} have helped this tag team to focus on some priorities. They have turned out to be a solid tag team, earning *most* of their victories, and Eugene has met an *unique* lady friend named Martha. They are happier then they've been in years, genuine happiness...Smiles on their faces, content with their lives, content with a modest apartment, content with their selves...This rollercoaster ride in the TWW can come to a high this Tuesday. Author and Eugene, accompanied by Martha, have a chance to avenge their loss to Phat Chance, regain their tag titles, EARNING the tag straps. Like every rollercoast ride, a big fall awaits. Can High Class maintain their winning streak, without a massive decline amongs the ranks of TWW superstars...} {The scene opens up inside St. Mary's Senior Citizen Center, where a game of Bingo is taking place. A hundred or so elder men and women are frantically placing markers on appropriate squares. "B6...B6...B6..." In the corner of the room, huddled with a few others is Author and Eugene of High Class and the lovable, vivacious, and sultry Martha! Author and Eugene are wearing some Nike warm-up suits and Martha is wearing a sundress. Eugene is playing bingo for Martha, as she pokes her wooden pegs in the air with her stunning nubs.} "Get 'em Eugie! B6, do we have BINGO yet!?" "Not yet sweetie, not yet..." {Eugene leans over and kisses Martha, as the other Bingo-playing women hoot and hollar} "Author, take this money and buy yourself and my friends some beverages. I want some alone time with Eugie...} {Martha hands him 50$, as Author accompanies 3 other women to the back of the auditorium} "Eugie, I have never been so happy...All my friends are jealous! Me, spending all my days and NIGHTS *giggle* with a big,strong wrestler! They would die to be in my nubs!" "Stop that, baby cakes, you're making me blush! Martha, you have had such a profound impact on me, and Author! We were nothing, now we are happy...I am happy. I love you Martha..." "Eugie, promise me you will never leave me." "I promise sweetie...I love everything about you, your beautiful gray hair, your sexy nubs, your emerald green eyes, your coke-bottle spectacles, and your perky, arous-" "Martha, I tried, but these ladies wanted to get back to their bingo game..." *Giggle* "Thanks Author, you tried! {Whispering to Eugene} We'll continue this later tonight..." {Martha smiles at Eugene, as he caresses her face...} *scene fade* |
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