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| The picture comes on and it outside a McDonalds fast food outlet. There is a group of people waiting around outside in front of a specially set up area that some TWW staff are still setting up and preparing. You can see some big posters in the front windows, which the camera zooms in on. The posters reads: Coming here for one day only a TWW superstar. Get the chance to hear them speak, ask them questions and get an autograph. At McDonalds Sunday 15th October! The picture then cuts to inside at the counter. There are only a few people inside at the moment because they are waiting outside for the TWW wrestler. One teenager dressed in the McDonalds uniform stands behind the tills for a customer. A fat guy strolls towards the teenager. The man has already eaten about 5 big Mac's and has come back for some more food. Teenage assistant: "Hello sir what can I get….."(The man cuts him of rudely in mid sentence. Customer: "Yeah get me some large fries and don't take all day about it." Teenage assistant: "Ok, so would you like fries with that?" Customer: "You what!? Would I like fries with that! I am already having fries. I don't want anything else just fries. So why the hell have you asked if I want fries with them!" Teenage assistant: "I am sorry sir but I have to say that, it's my job, if I didn't I could get the sack." Customer: "You look here you snot nose, spot face runt, I didn't ask for your back chat did I. I ask for some fries! Now if you don't get a move on you won't have a job for much longer because I will rip your head off! Have I made myself clear! Just large fries on their own, and no I do not want fries with them!" Teenage assistant: "Ok, I really am sorry but I must say it. I'll go get them for you right away." The teenage assistant goes over to get the man his fries and the picture cuts back to outside the fast food restaurant where there are some more people now, and the TWW staff have finished preparing the area for the TWW wrestler. A staff member walks out and stands in front of a microphone. TWW staff: "Hi there everyone, and let me first welcome you all. We here at TWW hope that you all have a great time here today. I would just like to inform you all that my colleagues are over there with the merchandising table. This merchandise can't be purchased anywhere else than at TWW events and signings. So go check that out while you are waiting and make all of your friends jealous of you. Some of the available items are a video of our first PPV, Critical Conditions from September 15th, 2000. Also there are some t-shirts and other great items. One last point before I bring out the TWW star, and that is to remind all of you of our next PPV is Mind Games which will take place on October 27th live on PPV. Also don't worry about the cameras they are here to record a piece for one of our TV shows. Now with that all said and done here is the TWW wrestler we have brought with us today to meet you all and sign some autographs and maybe answer a few questions. He is one of the newest signing to TWW, it's Smasher!" The fans look at each other and start to clap, but aren't really to excited. Most of the fans were expecting a major star such as EOE, Dysan, Shawn Chase, Suicide, Graduate or Chris Matthews. Smasher walks forward towards the standing microphone where the TWW staff member just spoke. Smasher: "Thank you everyone for being here today to meet me. I guess most of you were expecting to see the likes of Shawn Chase and Dysan, but the reason why they are not here today and that I am is that those top guys are taking a few days off to have a break from the non stop life that we live. Anyway once I have finished speaking I am going to sign a few autographs for you. But first I am just going to talk about my match on Lighting and the next one on Shockwave. I made my debut on Friday in Pensacola, Florida at the Pensacola Civic Center, in what was supposed to be a triple threat match. However, one of my intended opponents Araknis was unable to make the match as he was helping Dysan find who stole his belt. That made the match a one on one with The Natural Nathan Stryker. I fought him and he ended up feeling a move I call The Smash up and my finishing move called The Smash and Grab. Once I had connected with those moves there was only going to be one outcome to the match and that was me having my hand raised in victory. I must say it felt good to get back in the ring and do what I get paid to do and that's wrestle. That win did a lot for my confidence and I have lost all of my nervous feelings now. This takes me onto my match for Shockwave on Tuesday in Orlando, Florida at the TD Waterhouse Centre. I will be once again facing The Natural Nathan Stryker but also James Edwards in a table match. This however has some very unique rules and that is for a person to win he must put both of his opponents through tables with offensive moves. I must say congratulations to the TWW management for this match and the unique rules as this match will be interesting to watch. It's funny that I should mention our Extreme Champion Dysan, because on Lightning he faced James Edwards also in a table match. Just like what will happen on Tuesday James Edwards lost. Nathan Stryker I have beaten you already and you must have been glad that the match was over as you hoped you would never have to face me again. Well wrong the TWW management have decided that you will have to meet me again. Now some of you know and other might not that I once wrestle in Japan, and I won and fought in all manner of gimmick matches. I even won a brutal tournament consisting of gimmick matches to get called the King of the Gimmick Match. Well unluckily for you two, Nathan Stryker and James Edwards that's what our match is, a gimmick match. This is what I excel in. This is what I grew up fighting in, and what I made my name in. It will be good to see what you two can do to try and defeat me. Hell why not try double teaming me, but in the end it won't make any difference, because I am simply unstoppable and better than you two, not just in this environment and type of match, but just overall better. Nathan Stryker you were the first to meet me and you felt first hand what I can do and this time you will be put through a table. James Edwards, facing Dysan has already prepared you for what it feels like to have your body thrown through wood, so I hoped you remembered what it felt like as you will be reminded of it again by me. I am a one man wrecking machine, that will leave your bodies in a heap. Try and slow me down all you can but you won't stop me. You want to know why, well I am Smasher the King of the Gimmick Match and the creator and ruler of the one match most feared: The Torture Chamber! I will see you guys in the ring on Tuesday!" With that Smasher walks over to the table and sits down to sign some autographs for the fans in attendance. Some fans line up waiting while others are checking out the TWW merchandise that is available at another nearby table. Smasher signs the first few autographs, and the camera moves closer to him. The next in line is a young boy. Boy: "Why are you signing TWW logo cards? Don't you have any with your picture on that you can sign?" Smasher: "No, not yet. Merchandise and pictures only becomes available after you have been with the company for over a month. By then they can see how marketable you are and that you are loyal" Boy: "Man you suck. First of all I was expecting a star and all we get is you. Now you tell us you don't have any photos of yourself to sign. I hope that you get your arse kicked on Tuesday!" Smasher: "Well you had better go home and start praying now little kid because however much you hope, it just isn't going to happen. Next." With that Smasher starts signing the next persons autograph and the camera zooms out. The picture then fades to black." |
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