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| We are live in a mall. There are many kids with their parents, lolly gagging around, some window shop, some are big wigging it, while others are living within their means just getting what they need. Cameras pick up John Blaze inside Victoria's Secret trying to drag Taylor Robert Wade III from a picture of Heidi Klum, his unsuccessful attempt sends him sprawling backwards into a life size cut out of Tyra Banks. Blaze is now in the same trance as Wade as he stares at the lifesize cut out of Ms. Banks. When out from the training room comes the lovely, sexy, red head, Tara Hartt. Hartt: Boys what do you think? Tara models the undergarments that she is contemplating purchasing when she notices that every guy in the store is oogling her except John and Taylor. Hartt: [Clapping Her Hands Loudly] BOYS!!! Blaze: [Obviously still not paying attention] Looks fine honey. Now try on something else, this is going to take awhile. Hartt runs up and pulls Blaze's ear. Blaze then conceeds and puts Wade in a headlock and takes him over to Tyra's lifesize cutout. However, Blaze doesn't get a chance to get reaquainted with Tyra because Tara has now put him in a headlock and led the both of them out of the store before returning to pay for the bras and panties. But while she's in the store, something else catches the eyes of Blaze and Wade...CANDY! Blaze: Hey Taylor, look at that kid, he has some lollies. Wade: I don't eat suckers. I beat suckers. Blaze: Then I guess while I eat the suckers those suckers, you can beat up the two suckers that we have to face on Tuesday Night. Wade: I'm not going to fight them alone. Those guys are car thieves. Blaze: Come on Taylor, you aren't a Chevy, you are one of the best wrestlers to ever grace a TWW Ring. Wade: You're right, I can beat those car thieves, but don't you want a piece of the action. Blaze: No, I'm going to do what GTA is to stupid to do on Tuesday Night. Wade: You mean to tell me the ring is protected by Viper??? Blaze: Yeah, so I figured I'd stand back. Besides, I have to go clubbin'. [Breaking into song and dance] WE BE CLUBBIN', LOVE IT WHEN THE GIRLS SHAKE SOMETHIN'! Wade: But John, we are at the brink of main event status, why are you going to pull a no show? Taylor Robert Wade The Third isn't someone that will be left hanging. I seriously doubt that I can take on those guys by myself. Blaze: Then why don't you tag up with someone else. Wade: Who am I going to team with on such short notice? Blaze: Tara. Wade: No offense Johnny, but I don't think a TWW ring is a safe place for Tara. Blaze: Then it's settled. Wade: So you're going to be my partner this Tuesday then. Blaze: No. But I will do this. [whispers into Wade's ear] Wade: But if you do that, I won't even have anyone in my corner. Blaze: Relax Bobby, I'm telling you, everything will be fine. I'm sure if you can hold your own against these two morons, we just might get our handicap match against Snake Eyes for the Cruiserweight Title. And who knows, a win over GTA will get us another shot at the Tag Team Titles. Wade: Maybe you're right, but why do you and Tara have to go clubbing? Blaze: Well you're the one that didn't want her to be your partner. If she isn't your partner then what since is her wasting time down at ringside when she could model that stuff Tyra and Heidi were wearing. Wade: Then why can't you wrestle and I go clubbin' with Tara? Blaze: Because Tara's my girl. I told her to hook you up with someone, and what happened to Hannah Swift? Wade: Well when I ran into Hannah recently, she was a bit distraught about her father and she doesn't know what her brother and Miranda are doing to the fed and doesn't feel up for a relationship. And as far as Tara's hookup goes, that's been dead since the day we entered TWW because she's been too busy doing her nails and visiting every damn Victoria's Secret in the country. And I thought stealing cars was hard, keeping that girl away from lingerie is a tough task. Blaze: Come on Taylor, don't be mad that you don't get to see Tara take her lingerie off, just be happy with the fact that you get to see her with them on. Now back to The Bandit and The Mustang, what makes you think that you can't beat them. Wade: DUH! There's two of them. Blaze: Alright, I'll make you a deal. If you can guess a number between zero and ten that I'm thinking about... Wade:NINE! Blaze:...I'll cut my clubbin' date with Tara short. DAMN!! Wade: How short? Blaze: Forget that. How about you go distract that lady while I take that baby's lolly? Wade: Ok. Taylor Wade walks over to the baby's mother and begins a conversation. At this time John Blaze runs up and snatches the candy from the baby. The baby in an attempt to chase Blaze falls out of the stroller and begins to cry. When the mother sees this she runs over to her child and Wade picks up the stroller and runs off. Blaze: [With the lolly in his mouth] Good job Bobby. We just should everyone why they need to stay i the shade, because the spotlight belongs to Blaze and Wade. Wade: And not only that, we proved that when it comes to stealing vehicles, we are second to none. The camera fades to black as Mall Security arrives just as Tara exits Victoria's Secret fully clothed. She is heard saying..."BOYS!"... as the screen fades to black. |
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