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| {Ahh...we are back for yet, another adventure with Grand Theft Auto. Where will they take us today? Will it be Disney World...maybe it will be...the Eifel Tower...possibly...Sea World...well, let's tune in and find out.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Come on, we have to go in bro. {The Bandit is pulling The Mustang by the arm, as The Mustang does not want to enter where he is being forced to.} --=THE MUSTANG=-- I don't want to, I don't like this place. --=THE BANDIT=-- Yeah, well like it's my favorite place, but we have to. {The Mustang finally agrees, and walks in with The Bandit.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, here we are, good ol' K-Mart. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Explain to me why we are here again? --=THE BANDIT=-- To buy candy for 2nd II None, and some strollers too. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Yeah, but what if some hot chick sees me. --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, go look in lingerie, maybe you will find Blaze's skank girlfriend over there, you saw her, trying to steal lingerie from Victoria, maybe she can afford it here. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Hey...she was kinda hot, come on, lets go check it out. --=THE BANDIT=-- Hold on, we are here to take car of business. --=OVER VOICE=-- Attention K-Mart shoppers, there is a special on woman's lingerie, today only! --=THE BANDIT=-- Whoa...whoa...whoa...did they say woman's lingerie? --=THE MUSTANG=-- Yeah...so. --=THE BANDIT=-- When did they start making men's lingerie? --=THE MUSTANG=-- Uhh... --=THE BANDIT=-- Holy crap, I'm funny. But anyway, come on, we have to go get some candy. {They walk down the main aisle, past magazine, chips, and finally CANDY!} --=THE BANDIT=-- Here we are, now we need someone to help us. --=THE MUSTANG=-- I hope she's hot. --=THE BANDIT=-- Ah, here we go. Sir, can you help us. --=MAN=-- Oh...ofcourse I can silly. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Uh, he was kidding, we don't need any help, whatsoever. --=THE BANDIT=-- Beau, shut up. Anyway, we need some help picking out some candy for some special people. --=MAN=-- Ooh, you say special...is it a close friend? --=THE BANDIT=-- No, not really, it is for these two guys...(interuppted) --=MAN=-- ...Ooh, two guys you say, are they close friends of yours? --=THE BANDIT=-- No, not really, now if you will let me finish. It's these two guys, who think they are better than everyone else...(interuppted) --=MAN=-- Ooh...is it warm in here. Good at what? --=THE BANDIT=-- It doesn't matter. Now they stole a lolli pop from this kid, and I wan't to give them some candy, so they don't have to take from kids, and the bastard took his stroller too. So what kind of candy do you think they would like. --=MAN=-- Well...lolli pops are my personal favorite, you can do so many things with it. {The Mustang runs off, somewhat barfing, and stopping, barfing and stopping...until he is out of sight.> --=MAN=-- Ooh, that was ugly. --=THE BANDIT=-- Yeah, well you made my brother sick, and well, I think we will try Goodwill, and see if they have any used candy, because these guys don't deserve cheap ass candy like this...so I hope you...well, just go away. --=MAN=-- You're so silly... --=THE BANDIT=-- I won't be so silly after I kick your K-Mart, queer ass all over this half-ass store. --=MAN=-- You're such a joke monster? --=THE BANDIT=-- Joke monster? That's it... The Bandit goes to kick him in the gut, to set him up for the Final Heist, but stops mid-air.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Whoa...I can't believe I almost did that. I don't want your face anywhere near my crotch, and you would probably find someway to touch my butt. --=MAN=-- Yeah, you're probably right. {The Bandit doesn't say a thing, but starts running away. The Mustang is now walking back, and sees The Bandit running. He just starts to run with him, most likely not to be left out.} |
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