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| Cameras open up STILL IN THE MALL as Blaze and Wade are running around like a couple of mad men. Finally they stop and walk up to the lady and baby and this is where our story begins. Blaze: Hello miss, um we just got this stuff from a couple of KMart shoppers. They claimed that they were too poor to get their own stroller and candy, but we put a stop to them just like we're going to do on Tuesday Night, and we're going to do it for you. Wade: So in other words, you don't even have to press charges because 2nd II None is going to hand out its own brand of justice, in the form of ELITE Impact. Blaze: But Bobby, you're forgetting that I won't be there. I'm going to be clubbin', remember? Wade: Oh yeah, so don't worry babe, justice will prevail, courtesy of "The Taylor Made One". So you just put your baby back in the stroller and take him to get his picture taken or something, I'll get the job done for you, but when I'm done you should give me another job. Mom: I thought you were going out with that Hannah Swift chick? Wade: Not if there are fine single moms like you in this world. Seriously, Hannah has some issues that she has to attend to before me and her can get together and it doesn't look like that's going to happen. So meet me after the match and I'll show you a good time, maybe we can catch up with Johnny and Tara at the club. Mom: Maybe but I don't think I'd be able to find a sitter in time. Wade: I'm sure someone could help you out in the pinch. What about that guy right over there? Wade points to the gay guy that works at K-Mart, from here on out to be known as tggtwakm. TGGTWAKM Hi guy. Can I help you with anything. Wade: Yeah, how are you at babysitting? TGGTWAKM Oh I'm the bestes! I'll watch over that little bundle of youth. He's so cute. Blaze: Um, Taylor I think I should help prepare you for your match. Wade: Right, well you call me later babe. Mom and TGGTWAKM: OKAY! Wade: Not you her. TGGTWAKM: I know but I'll be calling you too. Wade: And I'll put my foot up your ass. Come on, we have to prepare me for this match against those two fags known as GTA. Blaze: Is that PC man? Wade: I don't think it is??? Blaze: Good job then. Now let's see what else we can do in this mall. At this precise moment, the duo runs into Tara who has a Victoria's Secret bag and some twenty ounce sodas. A Sprite for Blaze, a Nestea for Wade and a Cherry Coke for herself. The camera then fades to black as each takes a sip. |
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