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No stopping the one man wrecking machine!
Smasher
The picture comes on and it inside the TWW headquarters. The camera is focused upon the reception desk. The receptionist is busy answering phones and doing her job. People are walking around the area talking to each other and the place has a general feeling of being busy. In through the front entrance Smasher walks and he heads straight for the receptionist. The camera zooms in and moves closer to over hear the conversation.

Receptionist: "Hello, sir how can I be of assistance to you?"

Smasher: "I am here to have a meeting with the management as well as to do an interview."

Receptionist "Ok, there is nobody to see you at this moment in time as the management are a bit busy in a meeting. However they will be finished and ready to see you in about 10 minutes. This place is really busy at the moment what with the up coming PPV, and the mass interest from fans."

Smasher: "Alright then so I have to wait to be seen. But while I wait can I do this promo or interview that I am here to do."

Receptionist: "Well there is nobody here to interview you at the moment either. However there is a camera over there that you can use. As long as you don't mind not having and interviewer."

Smasher: "Yeah that's no problem. I prefer it that way, at least I get to say what ever I intend on saying."

Smasher then walks away from the reception desk and towards the camera. He motions to the camera man to ask if the camera is recording at the moment and if it is alright to go ahead with the interview. He gets the ok and begins to speak.

Smasher: "Well as you can see I am here in the reception area of the headquarters for TWW. I don't have a lot to say as I have already said all I have to about the up coming match on Tuesday, and I also feel that the time for talk is over. The match on Shockwave will be a three man table match. My opponents or victims will be The Natural Nathan Stryker and James Edwards. Nathan Stryker I faced you on Friday at Lightning and you lost. However I just want to say that this time will be no different and a sleeper hold like you applied in our match on Friday, so that you could have a rest, won't help you one bit in this match. The one thing that will be different this time will be that I drive you through a table.

James Edwards you on Lightning faced Dysan in a table match and you also lost. I hope that you liked the feeling and pain you got when Dysan put you through the table, because I will make you experience it again on Tuesday. You two can try all you want to survive in the match, double team me, use all manner of weapons, call out any friends you might have in the back, and why not while you are on call in the whole US army to come and help you.

Everyone is known for certain things that are their trademarks. My trademark is being the King of the Gimmick Match. You two had better get ready to be torn apart by me, the one man wrecking machine. So go away and do all the training you can hoping and preying hoping that it will do you some good, when the truth is you both are going to feel wood. Sorry about that, for a second there I sounded like Syth, making up all these poems and telling them. So James Edwards, Nathan Stryker you might as well face it and go and put your heads between your legs and kiss your stinking arses goodbye."

With that Smasher motions that he is finished speaking. He then starts to walk over back towards the reception desk to find out how much longer till he can be seen. The screen fades to black.
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