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| (We fade up to a large, black arena. Few people are sitting in the seats, and a boring show is being put on. Looks like a Hell Wrestling Federation show to me(sorry, just had to). Two wrestlers are in the ring, wrestling badly, probably Ad and Scorpio(sorry again, can't help myself). All of a sudden, Some Girls Do by Sawyer Brown begins to play. From out of the crowd, Suicide runs into the ring, throwing a guitar in the ring, and holding another in his hand. He lines up the guitar, and smashes it over one of their heads. As they fall to the ground, we see the text on their tights. "Scorpio". Told ya so. The other guy falls to the second guitar. "Ad Snow" is printed all over him. Yep, correct again. (God sorry)Suicide grabs the mic from the ring announcer, and punches him down. He then grabs the referee and hits him with a superkick. With everybody laid out, he smiles, then raises the mic to his mouth.) Suicide:People, good to see you tonight. I know you all love me. Now then, how you all doin' New York? I know you're all damn happy, cos' I ran a WXWF show here the other day. Yeah, this is one of those damn house shows. God, I hate these things. Well, I do when they're in America. So, people of New York, I come here as......a damn asshole. Now shut the hell up and listen. I've been screwed time and time and time and time and time again by Mr "Fan friendly" Shawn Chase. God, this guy actually turned down an offer to team with me and Chris when we first started in the TWW. Same with Graduate. Oh, is true, is true. And Carlos, I admit, you beat me once. But I took away your EWA Cruiserweight title, and that means more to me than the fact that you beat me. But Carlos, unlike Graduate, I have respect for you. You're a damn good Spaniard. Or at least you were before my good buddy Chris Matthews crippled your ass. But there is one good thing about you Carlo. You're not American. Yeah, I know. You know, some people might not know, but I'm currently actually a superstar in the Hell Wrestling Federation. Only one they've got actually. To tell you the truth, they're crap. HWF is for a few weeks for me. No, don't worry, I'm not leaving the TWW. And the HWF ain't gonna take up any of my time either. That's cos' I'm gonna take the World title and run. I'm gonna bring that belt to the TWW, and show it off to all of you. Problem is, it'd be meaningless. That belt don't mean nothing. The TWW title on the other hand, is a prestigious, highly sought after belt. That's why it should be held by a real man, not an American. But people, on Shockwave, EOE is the little nancy boy that falls to me. EOE, you big piece o' crap, on Tuesday, warriors will enter, and men will leave. Or should it be the other way around? No idea, don't care. EOE, damnit, I guess I can't really take the piss too much can I? After all, it's not your fault you look like a damn whore. Runs in the family I guess. Look people, I gotta go, because I don't even wanna be in front of you you stupid little American b****rds. And for those Englishmen and Canadians in the crowd, I'm sorry. (With that, Suicide drops the mic, and turns to face one of the wrestlers, Ad Snow, who has now stood up. He hits him with a reverse russian legsweep and runs to the back. As we fade out, we see a poster on the wall. "SUICIDE TOURNAMENTS WARRIORS ENTER, MEN LEAVE www.fedhiwf.homestead.com ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?" So, that's where he got that phrase from) OOC.Sorry about it being short. I'm really stuck for time at the moment, loads of work to do. As for HWF, I really do plan to win the belt and do a runna. It'll only take me one show. Sorry about the cracks at Scorpio, Ad Snow, and the HWF. Some of you might know about them. |
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