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| [Click! The camera slowly fades in, and the scene opens up to a very lovely golf course. It's about 1:23 P.M., the sun is shining down brightly, and there is a slight breeze, running through the air. After panning around the beautiful golf course, and seeing the mass of all the people, the camera quickly cuts down, into Prescott, Woody Driver's faithful caddy. He is decked out in his white caddy outfit, and he wears a big smile on his face. He stands behind the club house, right in front of the ninth green, which is below his feet, because of a hill. He glances out into the course, and stands on his tiptoes, looking for something. He turns back around, and faces the camera. He clears his throat, and reaches down in his left pant pocket for something. He pulls out a white piece of paper, and holds it out in front of him. He clears his throat once more, takes his eyes off the paper, and looks into the camera..and speaks.] Prescott: Well, Tidal Wave Wrestling, long time no talk! Ya' know something? I really like it here, and I am making it my new home. So if you don't like it, why don't you talk to Woody Driver about it, he will certainly defend my great, and glorious name. [He clears his throat, and chuckles] Prescott: Anyway, you are probably wondering, just what I am doing right now, correct? [Prescott looks down at his paper, and mumbles something to himself] Prescott: Well, I am simply here for one purpose, and that purpose is to inform you that Woody Driver, whom I caddy, and manage for, has a message for the Tidal Wave Wrestling as a whole, and three particular individuals. [Prescott looks out into the golf course once more, turning his back from the camera. He turns , and faces the camera once more, and speaks again] Prescott: Those three particular individuals are Steve Collins, Scott Lavigne, and [Prescott chuckles] Fuel. [Prescott chuckles once more] Prescott: Now, you are asking yourself right now, Just where is Woody Driver? Well, fortunately for him, unfortunately for me, he is out golfing. The reason I say unfortunately for me, is that in this particular tournament, you cannot have a caddy. I was going to be in the massive gallery, since I absolutely love watching Woody golf, but he ordered me to deliver this message for him. Now, please, bare with me. As you can see, [He puts the paper in front of the screen] it is rather long, but remember, it is Woody Driver speaking, through me. [Prescott clears his throat, and puts the paper out in front of him, but suddenly stops, and puts one finger up in the air] Prescott: Oh yes, just one more thing. Enjoy! [Prescott chuckles, and then clears his throat again. He puts the paper out, and begins to read] Prescott: Dear Tidal Wave Wrestling, aka TWW, I am very sorry that you have to listen to Prescott read this to you, but today is a very important day for me, as I am trying to advance into a highly talented Golfing Tournament. [Prescott frowns, he looks away from the paper, and into the camera] Prescott: Now, what in all the good green earth does he mean by that? What is the problem with [Prescott points to himself] me reading this to you? [Prescott frowns once more, and then shakes it off] Prescott: Oh well, carrying on.. [Prescott looks at the piece of paper again, and begins reading] Prescott: I would like to address you about this upcoming show, Shockwave. It is my debuance, along with three other people. They have already conducted interviews, if you want to call them that, so I know this match should be fairly decent. You know, they show a will to win at least, not that showing a will to win really matters, when you are facing Woody Driver. But, quite frankly, I do not care about my opponents. These are three new men, with no talent, so why would I go out of my way, and concern myself with them? However, I do find a great pleasure in making fun of these ridiculous individuals, and their quote unquote, interviews. So, starting off, I will speak on Fuel, and correct his wrongs. First of all, Fuel, cheer up, eh? I mean, for god's sakes, you are in the Tidal Wave Wrestling realm, you do have a match against the notorious Woody Driver, and you will get to finally step in the real wrestling ring. That's great, is it not? Granted, I would much rather be out, golfing. But, none-the-less, it must be better than your life at home, in New York, bumming around on the streets. [Prescott laughs, and looks away from the paper, into the camera] Prescott: Bumming around on the streets, [chuckle] that's a good one, Woody, way to go! [Prescott looks back at the paper, and continues reading] Prescott: Yes, Fuel, please do not smoke in my presence. Well, don't smoke those weak, cigarettes. They are no good, a Cigar is the way to go. [Prescott stops reading, looks into the camera, and smiles] Prescott: Woody's great, isn't he? I love Cigars. Anyways.. [Prescott begins reading again] Prescott: I would be bold and make the assumption that you have neglected to go to school, either that, or you are just really disabled. If you conduct in interview, in the TWW, for God's sake, learn some grammar, please. Listen to your interview again, parts of it are hard to make the least bit sense of, but I did my best. You're mind is not on this match, and it should be. My mind is not on this match either, but my mind doesn't need to be. I have been in this situation before, and I am confident that I will come out on top. Now, you, on the other hand, have doubts. You sit back and doubt your own ability, and all that leads to is trouble, so knock off the worrying, it'll be OK. You won't win, but there is still no need to worry. Get your mind focused, please, I at least one some competition from my opponents. And so far, I am not seeing that, especially in you, Fuel. You plan on making a huge name for yourself here, good luck. But it's not going to happen over night, and you need to realize that. [Prescott all of a sudden stops reading. He takes a big breath, and lets it out slowly] Prescott: Wow! That is a lot of reading, and there is still much, much more! OH well, this is some interesting stuff, Woody is the man, he can make people look like fools, while he looks like a King. [Prescott begins to read again] Prescott: You do have a chance, at making a name for yourself, but like I said, this isn't going to happen overnight, like it is for me. You are young, but if you work hard, and dedicate yourself, then you, perhaps, will become quite famous. And if that happens, you can give the credit to me, for this inspirational speech. Now, onto quote unquote, "Pure Venom" Steven Collins, who does this man think he is anyway? You are just like the rest of the immature, young, in-experienced men. You go off, cursing your head off, speaking nonsense, wasting people's time. As far as I am concerned, you can have yourself a grand ol' time with Fuel, while I take care of what could very well be, a real opponent, Scott Lavigne. You can preach what you want, like I said, nonsense. "I'm gonna kick those other three guys' asses, and walk out of my first match victorious." You could have summed up your shameful interview in that phrase right there. So Steve Collins, oh, excuse me, "Pure Venom" Steve Collins, "None less, all the more" or whatever your little phrase is there, please leave me alone during our match, I would hate to have to show you the meaning of a monster drive, out of control, eh? [Prescott glances up at the camera] Prescott: Well, we are coming to an end here. Now he just talks about Scott Lavigne, so bare with me, this is good stuff, is it not? [Prescott looks down, and begins to read] Prescott: Last, and certainly not least, Scotty boy. Now I must say, that after I heard this interview for the very first time, I thought this man would be my toughest opponent. I also thought that his interview was halfway decent. But now, after thinking back on all the interviews, I realize that yes, he will be my toughest opponent, but no, his interview proved nothing to me, except that I can win this match, without one single doubt in my mind, I am going into Shockwave the way I need to, and I will put on a show, and I will win. Quote me on that Prescott. [Prescott looks up into the camera] Prescott: He will win. Haha! That's my boy! [Prescott begins reading again] Prescott: Oh yes, the reason I say that I am confident I will win, well, look at my opponents. I have already touched based on Fuel and Venom, and Scott Lavigne is too into EOE, a man whom he has no chance with. [Fade to black] |
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