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| If You Ride Into His Storm... YOU'RE GONNA GET STRUCK!!! **Warning: This is usually were I state info about permission to use another wrestler in my rps. Well, I don't have any, so this one is... You better remember, if you get Thunderstruck then you are outta luck!!!** (The camera shows 'The Striking Lightning' Scott Lavigne in his lockeroom backstage. He is watching his Television and just got done watching Woody Driver's little promo thingy.) 'The Striking Lightning' Scott Lavigne: Ohhh, don't make me laugh Woody Driver. You are a nothing, a little piece of sh(censored) found on the side of the road. No, you are less than that. You are like the bacteria that eats the sh(censored) on the side of the road. And, you should even consider stepping into the ring with me and facing me a compliment. You going out there saying that I will be the toughest opponent you have faced. Well, ding, ding, ding, you are right for once. But, then you are wrong again saying that you will still beat me. You can think you can beat me, hell hold that precious thought in your mind for as long as you can. Cause, when you get into the ring with me, I'm gonna beat it out of your head, then take your head and shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to cut holes in your nipples to see. Cameraman: You aren't this cocky about your matches all the time are you? I mean, he could very well beat you, ya know? 'The Striking Lightning' Scott Lavigne: Look, cameraman, if you don't shut up. I am going to shove my fist soo far down your throat, that I will be able to take some toilet paper and whipe your ass. I'm not saying that I will whipe your ass because you would like that far too much. But, I will compliment you a little bit, Woody. You are the only opponent that I am actually going to have to fight because one of the others quit and the other is soo bad that I won't even waste my words on him. Damn, who would want a name like Woody Driver, though. What, did your old boyfriend name you that after you would drive your woody up his ass? Well, after I am done with you, you might as well say bye-bye to your wrestling career and walk down to the fudge factory and go for the packing job. Then, you could be a professional Fudge Packer. I think you'd like that job just fine. Stan: Wow, very big and cocky words coming out of Scott Lavigne's mouth. It seems like he thinks he has the match in the bag. Well, I guess all he is doing right now is playing mind games with Woody Driver. He is trying to get Woody Driver soo mad, that he will focus on killing Scott too much, rather than actually fighting and winning the match. Bob: No, Scott Lavigne isn't smart enough to do something like that. I think he is just making fun of him because he is making up for all the times that he got made fun of as a child. Man, I hope Scott Lavigne looses and gets embarrassed doing it. Cameraman: Alright, Scott, sorry about that last comment. Please don't shove your fist down my throat. Now, do you still want to be EOE's tag team partner? 'The Striking Lightning' Scott Lavigne: Yes, I do. I don't know what he is going to say, but if he is smart it will be a yes. Becuase, if you are not with me, you are just another brick in the wall. The wall that blocks me from the World Title. Well, I'm a Bulldozer and I'm gonna plow that wall down to the ground, capture the title, and never loose it. I might hand it down to somebody after I have kept it for long enough. But, I don't know. Well, I have to head on back to the house, it's getting kind of late. Just remember one thing, Woody... If you stroll into this storm, YOU'RE GONNA GET STRUCK!!! (The scene fades to black.) (Note: Sorry for the really short roleplay, but I am very strapped for time right now. You will probably not see one this short from me again. Sorry again, keep cool.) |
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