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| {The scene opens at another house of EOE, the one in Texas, EOE is inside sitting in a chair in front of a camera.} EOE- Well, Eve get the sign ready, its time make some faces tight once again. Can you believe it tomorrow night, it's my big chance, well actually is my big chance and TWW big chance. For me it's my chance to headline a PPV, which should have happened at the first PPV, I know the fans felt cheated to have to sit through a Hot Shot and Shawn Case main event match. Everyone heard the reaction from the fans when I showed up with my gun. Oh yea it also my chance to be the number one contender. Now I know many people are going to sitting on the edge of their seats tomorrow night during the triple threat match, everyone wants to see EOE kick Shawn Chases little blonded headed bitch ass all over the ring and that will happen regardless of who is the champion come Mind Games because tomorrow night EOE will reign superior my quest for gold will begin. Now for TWW look how lucky they are I heard that they wanted buyrates to go up, well they dont have to fret anymore because with EOE in the main event how could the the buyrates not shoot to the sky. Everyone wants to see "The Evil One" everyone chance they get, damn they are lucky. Hell I dont even have to have an opponent all I have to do is come out stand in the ring for abot 20 minutes and there they have it, the highest viewed PPV in the history of e-wrestling, but I rather not do that I'd rather be beating the living hell out of someone. Eve hurry up with the tape, I have alot to get off of my chest before tomorrow, I need to let those tricks know whats going to when they step in the ring with me tomorrow. Eve- Boy, dont try to act like you are the king just because you got a little number one contenders match tomorrow night. You are still the same EOE to me. And if you think you can go any faster or do any better get your big ass up and come fix it. EOE- Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed anymore or something? What is your problem, Im not the one who almost broke the video camera last time so why should I have to fix it? Eve- OH shut up, if you would have been crackign jokes, I mean you told Louise Miranda that you would always consider a shell of a man that RuPaul is, now that was funny. EOE- Lets not bring that up, I dont want you to be laughing through this entire promo and I sure want you to damn tear up something again. Eve- Ha ha, not even funny. Ok Im finished it's ready, wait dont start yet I have to get the sign. {Eve gets the sign the says "EOE/Eve production, Copyright 2000" on it. She puts it in front of the camera and then moves it, then gives EOE the signal to begin.} EOE- Ok is this thing on, oh wait I see the red light, I dont know why I always ask that, ha ha beat you to it anyway. Welcome to yet another ORIGINAL promo of EOE from one of his many homes, like I said before I like to relax when I get things off my chest so I dont like to hang out at arenas all damn day, Im not going to say any names, ~ehem~ you know who you are~, but anyway lets gets this under way because I have things to do so I am going to make this short and sweet, so listen and listen very well. Oh yea, I was going to give you a privelage to see just a little of my backyard but it's raining outside, and believe me I dont stand out in the rain for people like you idiots. Now Louise I just want to know how does it feel to be made out of an ass once again? Not in one way but in two ways, it looks like Sharc and Dysan didnt give a damn about your little plots and apprently they hate Mandy just as much as I do so they got in on the action too. Mandy was defeated like it or not point blank. I did what I said I was going to do.... as always. Now Mandy is walking around wanting people to feel sorry for him, if he is looking for pitty from me he better look the other way because it aint none here what so ever. Oh yea and before I go further, let me inform one person on you thing and that is you Dysan, if you ever get in my face again, I will whip your ass like no one has ever done before, let me tell you I dont want your little belt, that belt you have means nothing to me, I have bigger and better things to worry about, belive me if I wanted that little title I wouldn't steel it I would be a man about it and take it, dont you ever forget that..boy! Now onto you Lucy, Friday the 13th will be the night that everyone will remember, it will be the night known as "The Night Lucy Miranda, Got What He deserved" everyone seen you face when Byron announced me as the special guest referee, now I ask you have you ever seen an ref as physical as me? let me answer that for you, hell no. I was the happiest man in the world on Friday, beacause I got my hands on Americas Most Wanted, I proved to everyone exactly what I said about AMW, I told you that AMW was nothing, but a bunch of little bitches that needed I good ass whippin' and you knew it was bound to happen, EOE "The Evil One" had to be the one to let them know that they are not the power around here, I am. One by one I destroyed Tidal Wrestling's so called top contenders, and I did it single handedly, I had no help what so ever, but look you have an so called champ that cant even to take them on all at once like I did, that gives the world even more proof the Shawn Chase is really a "Living Puss", but not to worry that title will be mine! Ha ha. Now Chris I heard you asked they question "How Many Times Are you Going to be Screwed" well I have the answer for you right here, as long as I am around. LEts face it Chris Matthews you are no match for me you are a light weight, you'd be better of facing me, I have seen Eve do tougher things in bed that you will ever do. But hey you just be a fool and continue to doubt me and tomorrow night you will see what I mean. I dont even know why you are considered a top contder you should in matches with that Syth guy or something. I told you this was going to be short and sweet and last and certainly least, its Suicide, man Suicide I have proven you so many times that you or not what I consider a wrestler, you are a little bitch that hides behind a guitar. Speaking of guitars dont think I have forgotten about the time you cost me a match against a man that is more if not even weaker than you, that masked idiot by the name of Corx. I dont know where he is but belive you me, when ever he comes back I will get my revenge on him if havent for a damn thing. Suicide why did you name yourself just that? I have the answer right here, you knew that one day you were going to face me eventually so you knew that your life was in jeopardy. Good choice man you are smarter than I think you are. You think ahead, sicne I know you think ahead of time, you know you are going to lose right. Tomorrow Night dont expect EOE 666 to show up, but expect EOE 1332 to show up because I will be twice as evil. Now if you can add which I doubt you can you would get that. Now thats all I have to say, I am tired of talking I am ready for action. At Shockwave I will come to bring the pain. If your not scared now, dont worry you will be. Lucy once again be notified that you are alot of steps behind me. I'm out~! {Eve cuts off the camera} |
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