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| {The scene opens up to GTA sitting in a hotel room. They are watching TV. Not much to it, just watching it. The interesting thing is, they are watch Leon Phelps, in The Ladies Man. They turn up, when it comes back from commercial.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Ahh, now this is TV. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Yeah, he's The Ladies Man, he's my idol. --=THE BANDIT=-- I have to admit, he is a great guy. Ah, let's listen now. {The scene pans into the show, and Leon is starting to talk.} --=LEON=-- (lisp)Yeah, this is the Ladies Man, and this is my show. Now today, we will basically, yeah talk to people on the phone. Now, we will take our first caller. --=Person 1=-- Yes, Leon, are you there? --=LEON=-- Yes sweet thang, how old are you, and what is your breast size? --=PERSON 1=-- Well, I am 18, and I am 38 DD. --=LEON=-- Ooh, yeah that is perfect sweet thang, so what is your problem? --=PERSON 1=-- Well, I think I am pregnant, and I don't know how to tell my boyfriend. --=LEON=-- Oh, pregnant, and boyfriend? Well, it will be something like this. With you in my place, and your boyfriend in your place. {Hangs up.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Damn, he showed her up. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Who cares if she has a boyfriend and pregnant, she sounded hot, and she has big boobs. {The Bandit ignores his brother, and turns the volume up more.} --=LEON=-- Well, next caller, what is your name? --=PERSON 2=--(deep voice) Hi! My name's Barbara. {At this time, The Bandit has called up the show.} --=LEON=-- Next caller, what can I do for you? --=THE BANDIT=-- Hi, this is TWW superstar, The Bandit, and future tag chapions of the world, with my brother, The Mustang, better know as GTA. And I was wondering if you could give us advice on this one girl, that we will be dealing with Friday night. --=LEON=-- Oh sure, how old is she, and what is her breast size. --=THE BANDIT=-- To be honest, I don't know. But we have believes that she might get involved in this match, and this is an important match to us, as all are. --=LEON=-- So what do you need then? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, since we think she will interfer, I was thinking you could help us out. First off, her name is Martha, so I think she is an old chick, maybe their mom. I am not sure, but she is jumpy I heard, so I want to know if you any advice to keep her out of our way. --=LEON=-- Well, I would suggest a strong pair of hand cuffs. This way, you can lock her up nice and tight to anything. Some examples would be the railings, the ropes, or the bed posts, atleast for me. If needed, I will sell my personal pair, to help you guys out, just you have to sign it, and this will be cool. Now, I am sorry to say, that I have talked to a guy too long, and have to move on, so if you could call back after the show, and I will get the info to send them to you, so goodnight, and this is the Ladies Man with my advice for you. Next caller, what is your name. {They turn the TV off.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Sweet, well, we have it figured out, and now we don't have to worry. All we need to do, is call him back, and we got it done. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Hmm, do you think I could possibly borrow those to use on Hannah? --=THE BANDIT=-- Swift? She doesn't even know you, not let's get some sleep, I am tired from our walkover tonight, so good night! {They both hop in bed(separate ofcourse), and peacefully fall to sleep, ah how nice.} |
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