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| It's a small world, Huh? ::... Well, Well, Well it sure didn't take Sazuka long to get a match in the TWW now did it? Of course not, of course it's an opening match and Sazuka hasn't opened a card in over 3 years. What was TWW thinking? Donovan Winters and Wako? Wow talk about scrubbing the bottom of the talent barrel ouch; but I guess he's going to have to start somewhere, but IS at the bottom somewhere? Sazuka would of got a better work out if he was scheduled for an autograph signing or something don't you think? But Sazuka isn't going to cry about it. I mean why should he cry? He didn't see a Wako promo -yet- but he will, or if he's lucky he won't. But it really doesn't matter it's Sazuka's chance to show the TWW officials that he means business and he is one of the best wrestlers in this small insignificant little planet you people call Earth, and when we last left our hero and his beautiful valet they were going to enjoy a couple days at everyone's favorite place -NO! not Donovan Winters' mom's bedroom, I'm talking about Disney World. Sure most normal people would just spend a fun filled day in the park, but not Stacy oh no! In fact she actually talked Sazuka to go on one of them cruises -the Big Red boat, or the Mickey Mouse cruise or even the Titanic -YIPE! Hope not, might hit an iceberg and go down faster than Wako's career! It maybe a small world but Sazuka doesn't like sailing and soon we'll find out why. So like always set back and relax, adjust the color on your TV and enjoy the moment ...:: ((... The scene starts out after a commercial. The scene is set on the Big Red Boat, or whatever that darn thing is called. It starts off with a nice shot of the sky. You see blue sky with just a few clouds in it; you notice a flock of seagulls probably flying towards the shore or an offshore trash barge with a bunch of Wako promos tossed in it. Anyway as you can see it's a beautiful day out, a day Sazuka could have been having fun in the Magic Kingdom but NO, Stacy wanted to take this, this stupid cruise which really ticked Sazuka off, but well you know, IF you guys actually have a girlfriend, NO! Donovan your pillow doesn't count, sorry. Anyway you'll know that they always get there way either that or you're going to sleep on the couch for a week or two, as the camera pans down you can see a crap load of people either having fun on deck or riding the railing vomiting like they saw a Graduate promo or something, anyway finally you can see Sazuka and Stacy setting in deck chairs -Sazuka has on some blue Nike shorts and a Donald Duck t-shirt. Stacy is wearing a pink looking shirt and some black shorts; Sazuka looks either half asleep or bored to death on the cruise. The camera zooms in and Sazuka starts to talk.. so pay attention ...)) Sazuka: Can you believe it? A match with Donovan Winters and Wako! Man, TWW must really think I am some no name huh? I mean sheet people! If you wanted my debut match to be challenging you could of given me a day off.. THAT would have been harder to do then, them two guys Stacy: Donovan Winters whos that? Sazuka: That comedian guy who can make all them crazy sounds.. you know, he was even on Scooby Doo once Stacy: No! That's Jonathon Winters silly Sazuka: Oh it is, I knew he was a bit too old to be a wrestler, oh well. I bet Jonathon Winters could wrestle better than Donovan, but hey! You cant always get what you want right people? But oh well. I have a match and I should give it my all.. I mean Donovan is new here just like me, I have no idea what kind of wrestler he is, BUT I have a pretty good idea I guess.. He probably stinks or something, and Wako couldn't out wrestle my caller ID so he isn't really no threat now is he? I'm not really worried I'll just make a successful debut match in the TWW and show whoever the big wheel is in this place that I am main event material, and then they'll book me in decent matches NOT some low carding match against two of the TWW's local workers, crap! That really hurts my reputation you know that people? I mean here I am a self-made legend in my own mind of course - and I have to wrestle them guys? Oh well. Looks like the TWW made my debut match a rather easy one didn't they? And guys! I actually no nothing about you, and I would like to keep it that way, ok? Cause after the match, after I win of course, I am going to take Stacy to dinner, so I'm going to make this match go rather fast ok? I mean I do have bigger and better things to do on a Friday night, I know it's Wako's night to shave his moms legs, and Donovan probably has a date with the cable repair man -Hooking up HBO didn't come cheap did it Donovan? So basically we all do have better things to do Friday night so a quick match really makes since doesn't it? Of course it does, you paying attention Wako? I mean sure Mr. Winters you want to make a name for yourself in the TWW I mean heck you could go help set up the ring or be a 4th rate announcer or something, I am sure you could do that better than wrestle. Or maybe you can be the ring girl? Ha! And Wako I am sure you want to get out of your slump of a losing streak BUT if you think for a second in that cobweb infested head of yours, your slump will end Friday night, think again you goofy clown you. C'mon I believe the old clown thing died out in the early nineties? I guess I was wrong (Scratches his head) and boys I am never wrong, so your old style don't scare me Wako or Wacko or Jack-off-o or whatever you call yourself looks like you're in for yet another loss huh? Well looks like you would be used to loosing buy now you sure do it enough my man right? Ah well.. And Donovan winters. Man I sure wouldn't like to be you, losing your debut match must really stink huh? BUT make no mistake about it boys/girls/Wako I didn't come to the TWW to be a curtain jerker, oh heck no! I came to be a star and glancing over the TWW roster this company surly needs a bright star like me to lead the way.. And you two jokers are just mere pebbles on my road to TWW success. You're not even going to be considered a road block in my book cause come Friday I will walk out with the victory and you two guys will have to live with it, maybe you can go dancing or something after the match? Stacy: Why don't you relax? Play some shuffleboard or something sweetie ((... Just then one of the crew members walks up with a platter of drinks, Sazuka looks them over and selects a drink with one of them little fancy umbrellas in it.. oh yeah, he don't care what the drink tastes like as long as it has a little umbrella in it, I think he collects them, last I heard he has….maybe one! I know its not a lot, but it still outnumbers Wako's wins doesn't it? The man offers Stacy one but she declines it and he walks off.. Sazuka twirls the drink around a bit then takes a sip through its brightly colored curvy straw. He makes a face like he hates it then smacks his gums and shakes his head ...)) Sazuka: Hey (Taking another sip) this drink isn't half bad. Now what were you saying? Me go play shuffleboard? I don't think so, you know the only people who play that is old people, and you know old people give me the creeps Stacy: Well…. they have a nice pool, go swimming Sazuka: Naw, if I wanted to go swimming. I'd jump over the side besides all them little kids whiz in the pool that's why the water isn't solid blue. Stacy: Well go play golf Sazuka: Golf? Who do I look like Woody Driver? (Giving us his best Butthead impersonation ) "Huh, huh…He said…Woody…Huh, huh…. now you know I despise golf, it's not even a sport, its where people who cant be real athletes go and do to pretend to be athletes. It's almost as boring as a Woody Driver promo too.. NO wonder he likes golf. A golf name and twice as boring…yipe! Stacy: Well how about tennis? You like tennis don't you? I like tennis we can play a game, maybe get a doubles going Sazuka: Hey! Why don't we forget it, go to our cabin and……. Stacy: ROB! You can't say that on TV you dummy… kids maybe watching… Sazuka: What? sex? sex? I said sex, we have sex over here...look nobody cares, it's the new Millennium -Plus I wasn't going to say that, I was going to suggest we play Dreamcast or something. I have to beat Sonic Adventures. Stacy: Argh! lets just go play tennis...okay? will help you to relax ((... Well Stacy talked him into playing a game of tennis or two, so they stand up and head up deck, walk up a few stairs and you can see the tennis court.. and WOW! Look who's playing? Its…. Its….GOOFY…. Wow! Looks like Wakos dad eh? ...Uh oh maybe someone that Sazuka could actually beat at tennis huh? Anyway, Stacy pulls Sazuka trying to get him to leave, but man, who would pass up a chance to meet Goofy? Certainly not Sazuka.. Sazuka waves his hands up and down getting Goof's attention, Finally Goofy walks over to Sazuka and Stacy, Stacy just stares at him, embarrassed and worried that Sazuka will embarrass her even more ...)) Sazuka: Wow! your, your, your Goofy! Goofy®: Ayuck, Ayuck...gorsh! yous heard of me? Sazuka: Oh man YES, I love your TV show.. With you and your son, by the way did max ever make it out of college? Or did you and your antics get him kicked out? (Laughs) man you guys are hilarious, I love it Goofy®: (Dropping the Goofy accent, obviously quite annoyed at our hero) Umm I guess.. Hey! You want a photo taken with me? I am quite busy with the show now! Sazuka: Yeah, yeah in a minute.. Hey in your first movie when you and Max were going all that way JUST to fish and he changed the map around so you'd go see Power Line instead, wow! You didn't even get mad.. c'mon tell me.. You were actually mad a little now right? Goofy®: Argh! Look man, I don't know what kind of over the counter medication you're on, but I'm just a guy in a damn costume ok! Shit man, go have the ships medic take a look at you.. Either that or have your damn cable disconnected!! Sheesh!! ((... The man in the Goofy costume walks off shaking his head, Sazuka walks away with his head held low, a little hurt YET a little wiser than before, Stacy escorts him back to the deck chairs and they both set back down, Sazuka picks up his drink and takes another sip out of it, he laughs then starts to talk ...)) Sazuka: Oh man, thats going to scar me for life, anyway, more important matter on hand... my match on Friday! I bet Wako and Donovan Winters are both hopen this boat sinks or gets set off course so i wont show up -well guess again boys! I will be there, sure a lot of you have never heard of me NOW but after I put a whoop'n on them two guys and walk out with a win in my debut match, and put all of the crowd on hand in awe with beautiful moves and heart stopping arial attacks. I will be known in the TWW and that you people can count on cause I am the best young talent here in the TWW! sure I maybe a rookie in here, BUT I am no rookie to wrestling, oh no! not by a long shot and when I show Wako and Winters up on Friday you guys will know you have a super star on your hands! Sure Wako and Winters might be decent athletes I am not taking nothing away from you guys but look at me? I am a well rounded athlete with a heck of a lot of untapped ability and when we all climb into the ring on Friday make no mistake about it, one of us is going to step out the winner and that one is going to be me cause I am the man, the myth and the……self-made legend.. And that boy's is a darn fact! I maybe a new guy on the roster NOW but in due time I will be the main man here, why? Cause I freaking said so that's why! So Wako all I need for you to do is muster up enough brain cells to actually locate the arena. And Winters maybe chalk up enough nerve to show up so I can show you guys HOW to wrestle. And this goes for anyone in the back also.. better take notes cause you might learn a move or two! Think about it guys… think long and hard and yeah I know it gives you a headache thinking a little Wako but man, think about it… can you guys beat me? I think not!!! Cause I am the future of the TWW and there isn't a think anyone on the roster can say or do about it, I am here and I am staying! So a warning to anyone who thinks they are hot snot! Ha! Most of you are about as talented as a bar of soap -I am the best here…and in time I will prove it…got it? Good! ((... Sazuka smiles into the camera then takes a drink of his ummmm drink… Stacy looks to be asleep and Sazuka decided to take a nap and relax I mean that's what vacations are for right? Oh yeah! But tune in on Friday all you ga-zillion Sazuka-holics out there cause your man, your hero is going to wrestle on Friday so set your VCR's on cause no one puts on a show like him. Sazuka looks to be almost asleep now as the scene fades out ...)) *** Fade to Black *** |
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