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| The picture comes on and you are outside a large building. The camera walks around the building and zooms in on the sign above the door. The sign reads that the building is a sports shop, called 'Golf World'. The cameraman walks towards the large building and gets near to the entrance. The automatic doors open up allowing them in and they walk inside. Inside they scan from side to side, seeing all manner of golf equipment and products. There is a section in the store for golf fashion, another area has all the different clubs and balls, and there are a few people stood in front of a net testing out some clubs that they are considering purchasing. They walk further into the shop and they see Smasher stood there waiting for them near the clothing section. He motions to the camera to come over to him and they do. Smasher: "Well after my day out yesterday at 'Bob's crazy golf course' I seem to have gained quite a liking for the sport of golf. I am starting to think that Woody Driver is as dumb as we all think. Now I have come here today to Golf World to get all the equipment that I need to take up the sport of golf. So what better place to start than making sure that you have the right attire." Smasher then stops talking and walks into the clothing section. He starts looking at all the garments that are on show and picks up the occasional item to look at. Once inspecting each item he then places them back on the hangers and carries on walking. He makes his way towards the dressing room cubicles. He reaches one with the door shut and looks back at the camera. Smasher: "Now as Woody Driver or any golf fan will tell you, it is a must that you have the right look when on the golf course. That is why I am here to select what to wear while playing, but I am not going to try the clothes on, I wouldn't be seen dead in any of those things. Instead I would like to introduce somebody, that I enlisted the service of for this promo. His name is Milton and he is going to be my caddy. He is in this cubicle and is dressed in the up to the minute hottest golf fashion around. So let's see what he is wearing. Milton come on out!" A midget walks out of the cubicle, and he is dressed in some golf attire. Smasher: "As you can see Milton is wearing a lovely black beret with a red bobble on top. Also he has a fantastic cream coloured sweatshirt with light blue zig zags going up and down the front and back of it. This is accompanied by my favourite, the yellow and black checked golf trousers. And the last thing he has is the white and green golfing shoes. Now that we know what to dress the next part of Smasher's guide of the wonderful world of golf is selecting the right equipment. So if you will follow me and Milton over to the golf clubs. Smasher strides off towards the section with all the golf clubs and practice area, with Milton the midget following after him running as fast as his little legs can carry him. The camera crew also follow the pair. Smasher: "Behind me is a selection of golf clubs, and every golfer needs clubs to play with. So lets select a few to practice with and purchase. Smasher first of all grabs a golf bag for the clubs and throws it towards Milton to catch. The force of the bag knocks little Milton on his back and you can see that the bag must be at least three times taller than him. Smasher then stars to throw clubs towards Milton not realising that Milton is under the golf bag. Smasher finishes picking all the clubs that he wants, and then turns around to see Milton still laid out on his back, pinned down under the weight of the bag, but now also under a number of golf clubs. Smasher picks up Milton and tells him to put the clubs into the bag and bring them over to the practice area with the net. Smasher walks off leaving Milton. Smasher: "Now that we have got all of the clubs we will need, it's time I think that we had a practice with them. (Milton arrives next to Smasher dragging the massive golf bag with all off is strength, and he is out of breath.) Now that Milton has brought along the clubs we can hit a few balls into the net. Milton pass me a club." Milton:(Still out of breath) Which club do you want?" Smasher: "I don't care what type of golf club it is. They all look pretty much the same to me. (Milton hands over a club) Thank you Milton. Now we already have a ball on the tee so lets see what we can do with this." Smasher stands a few strides away from the ball and swings the golf club back behind him. He then runs forward and swings connecting with the ball and sending it flying into the netting in front of he. He then throws the club back to Milton. Smasher: "Now I have had enough of this golf rubbish. I am sick of seeing all those stupid clothes that you wear and having your little caddies walking around following you carrying you clubs. You see Woody Driver I came here to make a point to you, and that point is that nobody cares about you and your golfing career. I don't know if you and that little rent boy Prescott think that you are impressing everyone. But I aren't impressed one little bit. Now to steal a line from one of Shania Twain's song you playing golf 'That don't impress me much', in fact it doesn't impress me at all. Woody Driver this Friday on Lightning it will be me the King of Gimmick Matches, facing you the King of Golf in a golf club on a pole match. If you haven't already worked it out that is a gimmick match and I don't plan on having my first defeat in TWW being by you. I have warned you to prepare to meet your precious golf club up close and personal because it will end up being smashed around your face. On Friday you will be forced to eat not only a knuckle sandwich but also a golf club sandwedge! Did you like that joke, well I hope that you did because that is the only time that I will be joking during this promo, because everything else that I have said and will say I am being deadly serious about. Woody Driver you want to enlist the help of your misfit caddy Prescott to assist you in the match, well like I told you yesterday he dares to stick his face into my business then he will end up regretting it. So far you have only had one match here against a bunch of other TWW new comers, I will give you this that you won. I will also say that you ended up taking one of your opponents out before the match started, but I will be a lot tougher to finish off that any of those wrestlers you met in that match. As you are only a newcomer here you have a high opinion of yourself, don't you. You felt that you needed to give me some advice, you told me to watch what I said otherwise I would lose any respect that you had for me. You also said that before my match on Shockwave with James Edwards that I was full of confidence, but that I wouldn't be full of confidence now that I was going to be faced with you in my next match. You almost went as far as to say that I might even start to doubt my own ability. Well does it look like I am doubting myself to you? I have no need to doubt myself because I know what I am capable of. I have done it in Japan, in one of the toughest federations around. I wouldn't say that I am full of confidence because I know that on the night anything can happen in a match. But I will say that I want to make it in this federation and to do that I have to beat any opponent that I am faced with. The one man wrecking machine is on a roll and it will take something special to stop me. But we will just have to wait and see the outcome of our match on Friday. But let me just leave you with this parting message, and make sure that you remember what I am about to say. Say all you want that you will beat me and you might just make yourself believe it, but ultimately your mouth will have just wrote a cheque you can't cash. I will see you in the ring on Friday, I look forward to it!" Smasher then starts to walk out of the shop and leaves behind Milton in his golfing attire looking back at the camera as the picture fades to black. |
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