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| [Click! The camera feed slowly picks up, and the scene immediately opens up to the parking lot of Sawmill Golf Club, where the one and only King of Golf, and Wrestling, Woody Driver is sitting. He is sitting on the edge of his car's trunk. He is taking off his right golfing shoe, as the other is already off. He seems to be a bit angry, and in somewhat of a rush to get normal shoes on, once again. He gets the shoe off, and throws it into the trunk. He pulls out a comfortable looking white one, and puts it on. He ties it, and grunts. By this time, Prescott is in the scene, he is carrying a Bratwurst, and a Coke in his hands. Prescott wears a big smile, but the smile is erased by the anger in Woody Driver's voice.] Woody Driver: "Prescott, what in all the good green earth took you so very long?!" [Prescott frowns] Prescott: "Um, well, I.. " Woody Driver: [Making a motion with his hand] "Come on, spit it out!" Prescott: "There was a long line.." Woody Driver: "What are you talking about?! Look around the parking lot, how many cars do you see?" [Prescott looks around, as does the camera. There is one car, parked a few rows away. Prescott looks back at Woody, and looks down at his feet, worried that Woody might become more upset.] Woody Driver: "That's what I thought, how big of a line was it?" Prescott: "Well, I was the only one in it." [Woody Driver jumps off the car trunk, and stands on his feet, with his arms out] Woody Driver: "I specifically told you to go straight in, buy me a Coke, and a Bratwurst, and then get your heiny back to the car, because I'm hungry, I'm angry, not only for the fact that it took you 30 minutes, but because of this fool I am facing on this upcoming Lightning, Smasher. Not to mention the fact that I need to shoot an interview, which we are doing right now. But, I was not ready for this interview, and it has not started out in the best way. So I suggest that you close your trap, and keep it shut, for a little while, while I address TWW, Smasher, and the rest of the wrestling world, that Woody Driver is making a run, and he is sacrificing his golf game, for a short period of time." [Woody Driver takes a deep breath, and then chuckles. He murmurs something to himself, while Prescott frowns once more, and looks at Woody.] Prescott: "I'm sorry Woody. I can understand your anger for Smasher, he pissed me off too. I mean, for pete's sake, he cald me an arse, or did he? I don't know, but he said some strange things, which you should be mad at as well. Are you?" Woody Driver: "Well of course I am Prescott! I just said that, weren't you listening?" [Prescott looks down] Prescott: "Of course I was, but I don't think that you would be mad at him for poking his great deal of fun at me." Woody Driver: "Prescott, listen up, and listen good. Smasher is a complete arse, in his words. I hate everything that he says, he disgraces golf, he is not that good of a wrestler, he conducts fairly well interviews, but the words he preaches in them are absolutely loodicrus. He has taken this match just a step too far, and maybe that's what he has wanted to do. So, Smasher, congratulations, you got into my head, and you have completely ticked me off. Maybe this is a good thing, maybe you will have the upper-hand now, but I doubt it. No one has the upper hand against Woody Driver, and believe me, I have faced tougher opponents then yourself, so you will not be the first one to have the upper-hand, so in other words, shut up." [Woody Driver looks over to Prescott, and then speaks] Woody Driver: "Say, Prescott.. You have said quite a few words in my interviews, but you haven't really been able to express your true feelings about my opponents. I haven't taken a bite out of my Bratwurst, and it is getting quite cold. So, I am giving the floor to your for roughly four to five minutes. Enjoy!" [The camera turns to Prescott, who wears a gigantic smile on his face] Prescott: "Ah gee Woody, thanks a lot! You really are the man, and you don't get enough praise for it, especially from me. [Prescott's voice tone changes a bit] Now, getting onto the more serious side of business here.. Hello. I just thought up a great idea, and I'm going to tell you a bit about it. While Woody was yelling at me, I found it hard to listen to him, as he was spitting in my face." Woody Driver: "What did you just say!? You weren't listening?" Prescott: "Ah, I'm just kidding Woody, come on, you know I would never try and poke fun at you, how could anyone without making themselves look like a complete fool? A perfect example of that, is Smasher, trying to make fun of you, me, and the wonderful game of golf." [Woody Driver chuckles, and then grows a smile. He takes a bite out of his bratwurst, and then sips his coca-cola] Woody Driver: "OK, carry on, Prescott. I'm almost finished here, three more minutes." Prescott: "Thanks, Woody, once again. OK, well, I thought up a list of why Smasher is not going to beat Woody Driver. Here it is, oh, and I will give a reason why I think that too. The first reason, which all can see plain as day, is that Woody Driver has more experience in the ring. The reason why Woody will win because of this factor, is that when you combine Woody's pure talent, and his veteranship, he is virtually unstoppable, at least for the calibor of Smasher." [Woody Driver laughs aside the camera] Prescott: "Secondly, Woody Driver just became a bit more focused, as you just clearly saw, plain as day. [Prescott looks around] Even though it is quite dark outside. Woody Driver has an incredible record when he is not really focused on wrestling, and his matches. Now that he is focused on what he needs to be, Smasher cannot stop him." Woody Driver: "That's right, excellent point, Prescott. Maybe I should let you speak a little more, you are doing excellent." [Woody finishes up his Bratwurst, and then sips some more of his coca-cola] Woody Driver: Prescott, I'm almost done here. Give one more reason, and then I'll take the floor, and we can really get cooking." [Prescott shakes his head, and smiles] Prescott: "The third, and final reason is that if you go back on the statistics, and you recall every single one of Woody Driver's matches, he has never, never, NOT ONCE, lost to an undefeated wrestler, while he was undefeated at the same time. There are quite a few excellent wrestlers in that bunch of statistics, some of them I doubt Smasher would have a chance against. So when you look up the stats, logically think about this match, and wonder who is going to win, all evidence, and fingers, point to Woody Driver, the very man I caddy for. PROUD TO BE A CADDY!" [Woody Driver laughs, and then finishes his coca-cola off. He clears his throat, and begins to speak] Woody Driver: "Well done Prescott, I have a good feeling about tomorrow night." Prescott: "So do I, I've got something special planned for you, Smasher. Doubt it all you want, it's true, and there is nothing you can do to avoid it." Woody Driver: "OK, now I am going to ask you Prescott, if you will please let me speak once more, and deliver a sermon that will knock TWW on their feet. OK?" Prescott: "OK." [The camera focuses in on Woody Driver. Who is now calm, and cool once again] Woody Driver: "Thank you, once more, Prescott. Thank you, Smasher. Smasher, I don't know if you have been too slow to realize this yet, but, you have ignited a fuel inside my body, in my heart, in my will, in my desire, in my triumph. I will beat you, for the very fact that you disgrace Golf. Your first interview was quite lengthy, I only needed to pay attention to a fourth of it though, because most of your crap didn't even concern me. You talked about your old opponents, get over it, you are still caught up in the past, talking about your great accomplishments in Japan. Whoop-dee-doo! Like I give two cares for Japan. All the people, the wrestlers, that come back from Japan and talk about it usually aren't worth seeing anyway. And the way I look at it, neither are you, so focus on the future. The future of wrestling, the future of you, the future of Tidal Wave Wrestling. Focus on Woody Driver. I am the future, and you need to realize, and accept that. This isn't Japan anymore, you aren't going to face walk-on wrestlers every single match. You said many a false thing, and one of those many statements was that, it doesn't matter what type of weapon, or gimmick match there is, you will still win? Is that really true, I beg to differ. I mean, Hello, it's the big kahuna gimmick match here, with a golf club, with Woody Driver, the King of Golf. Must I continue to pound this into your head, your fate has been sealed as far as this match goes, Wrestling Match..Golf..Woody Driver, all combined into one, what do you think your slim, make that, very slim, chances of winning this match are? As I just said, very very slim. So I don't see why you are wasting precious time preparing for this match up, shooting interviews, not training, not preparing yourself for the awesome destruction you are about to behold. You speak a lot of B.S., and that is quite a good thing. Just remember these words, I will be shoving all that B.S. down your throat, once I knock you over with my precious golf club. Quote me on that one. You are right, I did lose what little respect I had for you, and in reality, you claim to not care about my level of respect for you, but, you really do. Everyone cares what Woody Driver thinks about them, unless they are completely stupid, which might be the problem in your case, eh? That table match must have worn and torn at you, because you are speaking out of your you know what, and in reality, making it all the easier for me. If there was one thing I liked about your first interview, it was the fact that you said this match won't be a walk in the park for you. Only thing that somewhat made sense in that interview, was that very statemeny right here. You're right, it won't be remotely close to a walk in the park, it will be a Battle in WoodyLand, and in other words, that's not very fun. You will learn the true definition of the Big Woody, I will smack you straight on your back, and in the end result, I will be holding my golf club high above the air, with you lying on your back, coughing at my feet." [Woody laughs] Prescott: "Once again, just like always, powerful words, from a very powerful man!" Woody Driver: "Thanks Prescott. Now, onto the second interview. I know I did mention the Japan thing about the first interview, even though it was in the second one, but I needed to mention it where I did." [Woody yawns, and then begins speaking] Woody Driver: "Now, you're last interview, quite frankly, and in all honesty, was pointless. What was the point in going to the golf store, and making fun of a midget, when a midget has no place in our match? I don't see the point, do you Prescott?" Prescott: "No, not really. He would make a horrible caddy, he can't even lift a golf club!" [They both share a chuckle] Woody Driver: "Now, the rest of that interview was semi-decent, pretty good for you. However, you are feeding the world a lot of B.S., and I am going to put that to an immediate halt, just like I am going to put your rolling streak of victories to an IMMEDIATE STOP, this Friday Lightning. Something special, you asked for? Well, hello, you've got it. You've got the special opponent in me, you have got the special match, in the golf match. This should be very interesting, if you thought Japan was one of the quote unquote, toughest federations around. That's fine, go on and think what you wish. I just can't wait to see your ugly expression, when I have the club cocked and ready to be swung, aiming at your skull. Your first interview after my victory should be quite hilarious to see, I'm daring you to prove me wrong. And the only way to prove me wrong is to beat me, but that's not going to happen. I will be the one laughing in the end result. Smasher, there is a difference between acting like you are confident, and really being confident. I don't quite think that you are confident on the inside, but then again, that's just my, Woody Driver's, lowly opinion." Prescott: "Mine too, with this interview, he's crying in a corner probably." [Woody chuckles, and then continues] Woody Driver: "I do look forward to this match, I look forward to getting my hands on you, and showing you the ropes. I will show you the difference between a lucky, undefeated wrestler, and a GOOD, undefeated wrestler. Make sure you bring your caddy, you just might need him." |
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