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| [Click! The camera feed slowly picks up, and the scene opens up to the inside of a luxurious burger store, Patagonia. The place is packed, there is not one open seat at the bar, which is in the middle of the store. Every table you look at is full, every boothe, every single spot. The camera suddenly cuts to the outside of the fancy restaurant, and you see people's cars in the street! Not one parking space open, the closest spot is almost half a mile down the street, something ironic must be happening. It's not that the burgers are just really good, it's not that the store is new, it's not. We find out why it is so packed when the camera cuts inside the store once more, and we see Woody Driver and Prescott, the Faithful Caddy sitting at a table for two, with a lovely waitress taking the money for the dinner. Woody Driver stands up, and the waitress gives him a big hug. Prescott stands up, and the waitress walks right past, yelling something out. The camera cuts in a little bit closer, as the two men start walking out. There is a little aisle that they go through, people are trying to touch and snag autographs from Woody, but Woody will have nothing of it. He simply shrugs the people off, as Prescott and Woody step outside, into the nice, cool night. Woody looks up into the sky, it's a very clear night out, and the stars are shining brightly. There is a bench to Woody's right. Prescott goes and sits down on it, and he is followed by Woody. The camera zooms in on the two men, and they begin to speak.] Woody Driver: "Yes, this has been a very grand night. You see, this is the night before I take Smasher, and not only will I snap his body in many differen't parts, but I snap his winning streak, and I throw it out of the Tidal Wave Wrestling." [Prescott shakes his head up and down a few times] Prescott: "Yes, it will be great. You will finally shut that babbling brook up, and show him who is the real king of gimmick matches, yourself." [Woody puts up his index finger] Woody Driver: "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, hold it right there." [Prescott frowns] Woody Driver: "You see, I don't want to take that foolish nickname up, even though some may say it's true after tomorrow night. I don't like to consider myself as the king of gimmick matches. After I am done smashing that club over the skull of Smasher, I will be the king of the ring. That also includes the gimmick match. As I said before, when you mix wrestling, golf, and Woody Driver together, you have got yourself one beast of a combination, that not many men can actually stand up to, and that includes Smasher, a man who cannot stand up to the standards of beating Woody Driver in any match, let alone a Golfing Match. Even if he does get that club first, which very well might happen, he will not be able to actually hit me with that club. I will not let that club touch my body, unless I grab it, or Prescott tosses it to me. It's that simple, it really is." Prescott: "Well, it's not that simple for everyone, but for you, it is." [Woody nods his head] Woody Driver: "Now, all of those who are watching, and those who have seen my last interview may have noticed a slight difference. I'm a bit more cheerful now. I've had time to think about things, and I have realized not to worry, or let that little ignorant, Smasher character get into my head. And the main reason I am more calm now is my caddy slash manager, Prescott." [Prescott looks down at his feet, trying to humble himself] Prescott: "Well, you know, I did what I could to get him more focused, one hundred percent focused, that is." Woody Driver: "That's right, I had a tee time tomorrow morning, but I had to cancel it. Give credit to Prescott." Prescott: "Thank you, and you're welcome!" Woody Driver: "Smasher, don't think I'm doing this for you. Getting rid of my golfing. I'm getting rid of it for this particular match. I am going to make sure I do everything possible to win, and I am also going to make sure that I do everything possible to humilate you, not just defeat you, but humiliate you, embarrass you, and make you look completely ridiculous. You have disgraced the great name of Jack Nicklaus, the man who stands for golf. This match, I am dedicating to Jack Nicklaus. I know he watches wrestling, he has always been a great fan of it. And I know that he watches the TWW, for this is the hottest fed around. And believe me, in signing Woody Driver, it just got hotter!" [The camera switches back over to Prescott] Prescott: "Yes, Woody, it did. Especially with this mystery of Dysans stolen title." [Woody Driver looks confused] Woody Driver: "Dysan has a stolen title, which title is it?" Prescott: "Hello, it's the Extreme Title." [Woody Driver frowns, and then it seems like a light goes off in his head] Woody Driver: "Ah yes, I was too busy, and into golf most likely. But now, I am sacrificing my perfect Golf Game, so I can Perfect my wrestling, which won't take much, seeing as how it is very near perfect right now." Prescott: "And you wonder why we think Woody Driver is going to beat Smasher." Woody Driver: "Exactly. Smasher is no where near perfect. His record in the TWW is perfect, but his tools need a little fine tuning if you know what I mean." Prescott: "Yes, I know what you mean, don't worry." Woody Driver: "I was just looking at the overall records of every single wrestler in the TWW, and I knew that Smasher and myself were undefeated, but I didn't know we were the only ones. Granted, Smasher and myself haven't had very many matches, in fact, I have only had one. But, I must be guaranteed something good, when I will be the only wrestler undefeated. And then, according to Smasher, I can consider myself one of the top men here in TWW, since I beat one of them." Prescott: "Yeah right, in his own mind. However, you will be one of the top men." Woody Driver: "Prescott, in my opinion, I already am. Don't you think so, too?" Prescott: "Oh, well of course. But now you will have at least two wins." [Woody nods his head] Woody Driver: "Yes, I see your point. I wonder what my next match will be, after I defeat Smasher, and become the only undefeated man in TWW. The only undefeated man, who has WON a match already, that is." Prescott: "Yeah, I don't see you getting beat in a long time either. In fact, I'm willing to make a bet that you will be the only man in TWW to be undefeated for your first ten matches, what do you think?" Woody Driver: "That's a decent goal to shoot for, no one has done that yet either, obviously. But, quite honestly, it's not about records. I take that back, you don't have to be undefeated, but you certainly can't lose very many. But you know what, it happens. Sometimes you just get screwed over by another wrestler, sometimes you just have a bad night, and the other guy is just lucky, who knows. All I can say though, is that if you think Woody Driver will not make it above a 750 winning percentage, then I'll see you in the squared ring. Because honestly, who in this federation can actually stop me?" Prescott: "Um, well, Dysan..Chase..The Graduate.." [Woody interrupts Prescott] Woody Driver: "That's nonsense! Granted, those would be very good matches to see, but in all honesty, I think I can become the Title Holder of every single belts, and I am on my way for that quest, but I am going to take it one step, one match, at a time. Beginning with you, Smasher. So, therefore, you are out of luck no matter how you look at it. You don't stop a true champion on his very first attempt of his first drive, otherwise he wouldn't really be a true champion. And I am." Prescott: "Yes, Woody, we know. You are very good, but you can't get too big of a head!" Woody Driver: "Yes, I know, Prescott. But I need to make a statement, I am not going to sit back, and wrestle in any old match with out speaking my piece. I am one of those men who likes to voice his opinion of you haven't noticed yet, and if you don't like that, then come see me about it." Prescott: "OK, I understand, but remember, it is my job, and my duty to inform you, and help you out during this run, your interviews, and throughout your entire career." Woody Driver: "Yes, and that's what makes us extra good. My talent, my brains, my skill, your guidance and support. Together we will overcome all odds, and we will win just about every match we take part in." Prescott: "That's right, always be positive, but remember not to be too conceited, and please do not get carried away." Woody Driver: "Oh, you know me. I would never get carried away. Anyway, getting back to this match up of ours. Smasher, just like your name implies, I will Smash you like a Driving Range Ball, using the Big Woody. So be prepared, because the deal has been sealed, I have already cashed in that check, and I sent the varification in the mail, you'll receive it tomorrow, no need to worry, I promise you that." [The picture fades to black] |
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