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| Now only one day until TWW's Friday Lightning where Shawn Chase TWW Champ will fight Suicide and defend his title.. Suicide, that English bastard!!!! We come into focus on a Red Dodge Viper driving down the highway somewhere in California, as the camera gets closer it becomes increasingly apparent that the driver of the car is none other than TWW Champ Shawn Chase.. he is wearing a pair of blue shorts and a red mickey mouse t-shirt, he has on a pair of sunglasses and has a cell phone up to his ear and appears to be talking into it Shawn-Yeah Ari I just have a couple of things to take care of and I will be back at the hotel a little later [pauses] Ok I will be back in a few hours [pauses] OK see ya later, bye bye Shawn pushes a button on the cell and turns it off, he sets the phone down on the passenger side and turns on the radio, Born To Be Wild is playing loudly as he looks around at the signs on the side of the road Shawn-Next Exit! Shawn nails the accelerator and jets down the road, he notices that the exit is approaching so he gradually decreases speed, he turns into the exit as the camera comes into focus on the sign for the exit, it says Disney Land on it.. the camera fades out A short while later The Camera comes back in right outside the gates of Disney Land where Shawn has just finished purchasing one of their overpriced tickets, he puts his change into his wallet and walks up to the entrance way, there is a man in a disney uniform checking tickets.. Shawn gets his ticket taken and walks into the park where some weird ass happy music happens to be playing.. Shawn smiles and walks deeper into the park, to his left there is a man in a goofy suit entertaining some small children and to the right there is a stand where sunglasses are being sold, Shawn walks straight into the park and is confronted by a man with a camera Man-Would you like to have your picture taken, it costs nothing now but if you decide you want your picture just give the cahier at shopping plaza near the main entrance the stub and they will give you your picture for a low price of fifteen ninety nine Shawn-No thank you I am fine Man-Come on what do you have to lose? You dont have to buy a picture Shawn-No thats alright buddy thanks for the offer Man-Come on Shawn-No, really its... Man-Just take the fucking picture Shawn confused at what the Disney Land worker had just said stands with his mouth open from shock.. I mean this is supposed to be the happiest place on earth.. as he stands there the man takes the picture and gives Shawn the voucher, the man walks off and Shawn shakes his head and looks at the voucher, it says number 101, Shawn drops it on the floor and begins walking again, he grabs a map from a concession stand and looks at it Shawn-Oooh Ariel underwater show, sounds neato.. maybe I will go check it out Shawn begins walking to the area where the show is going to be held A few minutes later Inside the building where the Ariel show is going to be held, Shawn is seen sitting in the front row in front of the glass tank.. there are many people crowding into the room, all of a sudden the lights go out and the show starts.. the little mermaid theme starts playing and out from the back a bunch of fish swim by (fake ones) and then out comes ariel(the little mermaid).. Shawn is surprised when he sees her and yells out loudly Shawn-Holy Hell, that girl is being eaten by a giant fish!! somebody help her Everyone stares at Shawn, he stands up and looks at the stair well that says employees only, he runs up the stairs quickly and busts through the dooor, he sees the top of the water and dives into it, from the fans view you can see spaz tugging at the lady trying to "pull her away from the fish".. Shawn realizes she isnt budging and goes up for air, he pulls her up with him Shawn-Dont worry lady they will get that fish off of you Ariel actress-Hey idiot quit grabbing at me, its a costume, that is supposed to be my fin, you know the little mermaid.. the cartoon movie Shawn-But.... Just as Shawn is speaking security pulls him out of the water and the scene fades out Short while later Shawn is seen in a room with a few security guys and one of them in a tuxedo, he is head of security Head of Security-Explain to me just one more time why exactly you jumped into the tank during our showing of the little mermaid Ariels underwater adventure sir Shawn-I told you, I didnt know it was the little mermaid, and I thought that the lady with the shells on her tits, the one you call ariel was being eaten by a giant fish, how was I supposed to know the lady had a fin, I have never even heard of the little mermaid Head of Security-Wait just a second, your that guy.. that wrestler guy from TWW.. whats your name.. dont tell me.. Shawn Chase thats it right? Shawn-Yeah Head of Security-WOW, hey I have an idea, how about you sign an autograph for my son and then we can forget this whole splashy incident ever occured, what do you say? Shawn-Alright The Head of Security hands Shawn a piece of paper and a pen Shawn-So whats your sons name? Head of Security-well I dont actually have a son, the autograph is really for me, I have been a big fan of yours since like forever, I knew who you were since you entered the park.. my favorite match of yours is when you beat those two guys in that banana ladder match, that was great and they never even touched you, oh yeah and even though you lost that last the dumpster match 2 jake west in EWA.. really sucks how EWA closed right when you were at the top of the mountain, you even beat that Chris Matthews guy that nobody liked, just glad to see you are back in the hunt for gold so quickly now that it reopened.. I mean sure its not quite where you were but everyone has to start somewhere right? Shawn-Ok.. anyway what is your name? Head of security-My name is Bill.. you can put it down as your biggest fan as well.. that would be great, so anyway what do you think about that Suicide? Shawn-I dunno, he is ok I guess, whatever though Head of Security-Oh he is pretty entertaining, but not really, you fight him Friday for the title right? Shawn-Anyway, I would love to stay and chit chat about wrestling with you but there is alot of park I havent seen yet and I have to get home soon, here is your autograph, and thanks for dropping the whole security breach thingy Head of Security-Well it isnt a problem at all, and I hope you enjoy your day here at Disney Land. Shawn walks out of the office and the scene fades out A little Bit later About thirty minutes after Shawn left the office of the head of security he is seen in the front of the line for the Disney Land joy ride known as ITS A SMALL WORLD.. he stands in the front of the line right in front of an enormously fat woman, a foul stench is coming off her flabby body as she too waits to board the vessel that will bring them through the ride.. The boat for its a small world pulls up and the workers on the ride instruct the people to board the vessel.. Shawn gets on and scoots all the way over to the right hand side of the boat, the large woman slides up real close to him and looks right at him, she casts a flirtatious smile and spaz eyes open up large in fear, a few seconds later the boat starts to move and the song starts, the large woman scoots closer Fatty-Hi Shawn-Riiiight The ride progresses into the tunnel and all the happy go lucky animatronic elves and animals are all singing its a small world together in unity, the fat woman thinking it is a perfect time for a romantic moment scoots closer, Shawn this time doesnt react with a word using way too many vowels but instead stands up and jumps from the boat onto the shore with the animatronic creatures, he goes to run but trips and falls into the water for the second time of the day.. he pulls himself out and climbs to the exit.. the scene fades out A while later Shawn is seen walking on the main "road" to the entrance/exit of the park, as he is walking the familiar sounds of the Walt Disney Marching Band start to play and they come walking by followed by a whole bunch of actors dressed in Disney characters costumes, right as Shawn goes to walk the marching stops and plays in one spot, Shawn a little aggrivated about the way his day has gone thus far tries to walk through the characters but Mickey delivers a hard shove to him that sends him tumbling backwards, Shawn gets back up and tries to plow through again but the characters gang up and push him back.. they taunt Shawn as if to say that there is no chance in hell of him getting through.. Shawn angry at the haneous acts perpetruded by these actors rips a trombone from one of the band members and nails Mickey in the head, the other characters tend to mickey as Shawn runs by An hour later Shawn is seen once again driving on the road in his brand new Dodge Viper, he has the cell to his ear again as well Shawn-Yeah Ari I just got done at Disney and I will be home in just a little bit [pauses] it actually didnt go all that bad, you should have came.. hey I am gonna hang up now because I am like ten minutes away, I will see ya when I get there, bye bye About ten minutes passes and Shawn pulls up to the hotel parking lot that he and Diz are staying at, as soon as he shuts his door and begins walking to the room he is stopped and confronted by a reporter for some shitty wrestling magazine Guy-Hey Shawn my name is Chip Douglas from 1wrestling news and I was wondering if I can get a minute of your time, please? Shawn-Ok Chip-Alright, first after coming off a strange tie situation from last week you are now moving on to bigger better things facing off defending your TWW Title against Suicide Shawn-I know that Chip-Well do you think that the tie last week has hurt your concentration or maybe will keep you from coming into this match with a full head of steam? Shawn-What? I have no clue what the hell you are talking about.. I would have done the same win lose or draw man Chip-Well what do you think your chances are this Friday as in tommorrow? Shawn-My chances are good, I think I am probably the favorite to win this match and keep my title Chip-Do you have any words on your opponents? Shawn-Actually I am sick of talking about them, sure they are all athletes and probably really good, but it gets annoying talking about the same stuff over and over again, I mean tommorrow I am going to go in there, wrestle the match and hopefully win, thats all.. Chip-well that is pretty good tha... Shawn-Actually I think we should just end it here, I am pretty tired and Ari is probably half naked in my bed waiting for me, so good luck with your stuff chipper, and goodnight Shawn walks away and to the room, he walks in the door and the scene fades out, now only less that 24 hours away from his TWW Title defense, what will become of Shawn? who will be TWW champ come Friday Night? stay tuned and find out! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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