Home Contact [History} About Roster Title history [Promos] Pre-Critical Conditions Pre-Mind Games Last days [TV and PPV] Archive |
 |
|
|
|
|
| {The scene opens up in a sports bar. Both Bandit and Mustang are sitting down, on a turning chair, up in the air, with a high table. They are watching TV.} --=THE BANDIT=-- This is some bad Root Beer. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Yeah, this is some poor beer also. --=THE BANDIT=-- I don't feel to well. --=THE MUSTANG=-- I don't either. {High Class show up onto the TV, and GTA turn to watch.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Here we go, maybe we can feel better after watching these two morons. --=THE MUSTANG=-- I hope so, these fries, look...oh, let's just watch. {They watch the whole thing, and I mean all 3 boring minutes of it.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Maybe not! {They both jump down, and just start running off. They ran straight into the bathroom. Some....3, 4, 23 minutes later, they both make their way back out.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Oooohhhhh, tho...se....bas...tards! I...th...ink......I...am...go...in...to...be.....sick...a...gain! --=THE MUSTANG=-- I ca...me...t..his...close,(measures with hands)...to...go..in...gay! --=THE BANDIT=-- (regaining air) Well, atleast you didn't. Just, oh...those grandmas....oh. NOW I HAVE REVENGE! --=THE MUSTANG=-- Those bastards will pay for what they did to us, let's go, we need Exederin, and some milk. And no girls tonight, it's training all night! These bastards made me sick, from a woman, and that ain't right. {They start walking out, and a woman, about 23 walks by, and The Mustang looks at her. She looks at him, and then they just reach out, grab eachother, and just get it on in the middle of the bar!} |
|
|