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A day at the golf course
Woody Driver
[Click! The camera feed begins to pick up rapidly, as the scene emerges from darkness, to a wonderful early, morning day in Richmond, Virginia. The sun is shining down brightly, lighting the entire earth. Suddenly, the rushing sound of a waterfull can be heard, the camera switches over to the area. There is a gushing waterfall, laying in the smack dab, center of Harris Golf Club, in between the eleventh, and ninth holes. Suddenly there is a skwaking noise, like that of an angry, or upset bird. The camera view rises a few meters, and there are two, beautiful blue chested, gold trimmed birds flying to the top of the water fall, resting along side of it. There is laughter down on the ninth tee, the camera view now swithes over to the tee, where Prescott is standing with Woody Driver's bag alongside of his shoulder, watching the birds with Woody, himself. Woody is wearing very familiar clothes, but, he looks extra nice today. He is wearing a big smile on his face, probably from his astounding victory last night.]

Woody Driver: "TWW, you just witnessed history last night, as I, Woody Driver, became the only man at this current time, to become the only man undefeated, in such a high calibor federation, such as the Tidal Wave Wrestling is."

[Woody Driver asks for his Driver. Prescott reaches into the bag, and pulls out the biggest club, labeled, "The Big Woody". Woody takes it, as he smiles. He lines up his aiming, and takes a practice swing. He sets himself up virtually perfect, and takes a big gash at the ball. The ball goes flying out into the middle of the fairway, it seems to keep going, and going, without landing. Finally the ball falls back down onto the nice, freshly mowed fairway, and rolls for at least fifteen good yards. Prescott greets Woody with a high-five, and they exchange smiles.]

Woody Driver: "Now, that's golf. If you can't drive, you can't do nothing. Because you can be the best putter in the world, and still shoot horribly, if you can't find the green in a decent time."

Prescott: "That's right."

[The men walk down the fairway, towards the ball, which is a good ways out. They continue talking as they walk on]

Woody Driver: "Smasher, I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I beat you, fair and square, and that is all that matters. So, I, in all honestly, do not see why I will have to defeat you yet again at the Pay-Per-View, but that's fine with me. It really is. But, like I said, I am now a focused, and determined man. I need to focus on my newest opponent, who I will also face at the Pay-Per-View, Super Soker."

Prescott: "Woody, I believe his name is, Sazuka."

Woody Driver: "Oh yes, excuse me. Sazuka. This man is by far my toughest opponent yet, I mean, he beat the highly respected Donaven Winters, but that really proves nothing. Since, Donaven Winters is not me, Woody Driver. I will not be impressed, untill he slaps that hold of his on me, and makes me submit. Which, I do not think is very likely, and I am promising you he will not make me submit. At least by his finisher."

[Woody looks ahead, away from the camera. He approaches the ball, and examines the lie. He then looks over towards Prescott]

Prescott: "9-iron?"

Woody Driver: "Yes, I think so. Why don't you get that out."

Prescott: "OK"

[Prescott grabs out the beautiful golf club, and hands it to Woody. Woody takes it, and stands behind the ball. He takes a nice practice swing, and then steps up to the ball, takes his allignment, and takes a cut. The ball goes soaring up into the air, and lands softly behind the the pin, which is in the center of the green. The ball rolls back about fifteen inches, and stops about 2 feet from the pin. Woody and Prescott share a high-five, as they walk up towards the green]

Woody Driver: "Oh yes, I was just thinking, Sazuka..you will not slap on your finisher at this upcoming Shockwave, and you definitely won't slap that sucker on at Mind Games. Firstly and foremostly, you have a devestating finisher, and even I would have trouble escaping it. Secondly, if you slap it on at the Pay-Per-View, I will not be able to escape it, because you win, when you perform it. It's that simple, really."

[Prescott hands Woody's putter to him, Woody takes it and chuckles.]

Woody Driver: "Remember this, Smasher? Do you remember when I bashed you over the skull with this deadly weapon? I'm sure you remember it quite well, and believe me, I will not let you forget."

[Woody looks over to Prescott, who is taking out the flagstick]

Woody Driver: "Well, Prescott, nothing special about this putt, eh?"

Prescott: "Nah, put her in there."

[Woody lines himself up, and takes three quick practice strokes. He then taps the ball in, for a birdie. Prescott gives him a high-five]

Prescott: "Nice Bird, you are now four under par."

Woody Driver: "Only four under?"

[Prescott nods his head]

Woody Driver: "I thought it was five under, but oh well. Anyway, now that we have just finished the front nine, I would like to talk a bit more about Sazuka, and our upcoming match, at Shockwave."

Prescott: "Yep, the course is backed up here, we have at least an hour. Not that it will take that long, but you know, plenty of time."

[The men start walking over to the club house, which is very near. They approach the parking lot, and walk around the club house to the entrance. Woody Driver opens the door, and Prescott follows him inside. Woody takes a seat in front of the Television, with Prescott sitting next to him.]

Woody Driver: "Now, Sazuka, I really don't have much to say about you. I mean, granted, you have talent. Some may even go so far as to consider me an underdog in this match up, but I beg to differ, I can't see that. But, even if I really am the underdog, it won't matter, the TWW is made for the upset."

Prescott: "Yeah, when you are the underdog."

Woody Driver: "Sazuka, I can tell you this, however. I am undefeated, and I believe I was mistaken when I said that I am the only man undefeated, that has a win. Well, obviously I was overlooking you, and your precious record. However, I am now the only man with two or more wins, that is undefeated. And that is a feat that you will never, never, accomplish, because I am going to erase your perfect record, and I am going to cut your winning percentage in half, it's that simple, it really is. It is as simple as shooting par here at this course. I am already four under, on the front nine. So, if this round has anything to do with our match on Tuesday, you are out of luck, you really, in all honesty, are. Not only am I going to fight with a great deal of intensity, not only am I going to fight with a great deal of pride, but I am going to fight with one single mission in mind, to wipe you out, and leave you lackin in the dust for the Pay-Per-View."

Prescott: "Powerful words, I would watch out if I were you, Sazuka."

Woody Driver: "Yes, very powerful words, and they are coming from me, a very powerful man. Now, just one last thing before I grab a bite to eat. At this Pay-Per-View, Mind Games, I will be facing two men. And this is quite Ironic, because I will have three wins going into the pay-per-view, and the two opponents that I have faced, have given me two of my wins. So, in reality, my match against Smasher was a warm up for my match against Sazuka, and my match against Sazuka is a warm up for the Pay-Per-View. The Pay-Per-View, is a test to send me flying out into the Gold Craze, and believe me, I'm well on my way. So, Sazuka, be ready, chap. I am warning you.."

[The camera fades to black, as Woody Driver gets up, and heads over to the food counter.]
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