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| Sazuka -going to 2-0 ::... Now I know Sazuka isn't the greatest at miniature golf. And that goes to show you, Sazuka should stick to wrestling and Woody Driver to Golf. But like every illness has a cure so does Woody Driver. Maybe some Midol or after you see him on TV some Pepto-Bismol or something. But good things to have to come to a end Woody ole boy and tomorrow night your mediocre winning streak WILL come to a end Woody. Be it by pinning your lifeless carcass in the middle of the ring or slapping on Sazuka's finisher and watching you tap out who knows, but what is known is that you will lose tomorrow night you see TWW has a virus and you people KNOW Sazuka IS the cure, this virus is a acute case of "we all stink" and your hero is here to save the day, save TWW from total boredom that has reeked through the halls of the TWW for over a month, be it Woody Driver saving money for them new Tiger Woods golf clubs or GTA actually being smart enough to drive cars, you guys will learn something in this episode. So all you need to do is pay close attention, shut your pie hole and clean the waxy build up out of your ears and listen to what Sazuka has to say.. Understand? And NOW lets go back to the past a couple years…. 3 to be exact. Three long years Sazuka has worked his way up in the wrestling ranks, three torturous years our hero has given his blood, sweat and tears for the sport of wrestling JUST to make a name for himself. And what does TWW want him to do? Start all over…. ha! We think not! SO what does Sazuka do? He goes back in the past. Yeah we know that time travel isn't possible OR someone would of went and castrated Woody Drivers dad before Woody could be born, and NOT even with the help of a flux compositor could anyone travel through the perils of time. But hey! Use your imagination people and set back and LISTEN ...:: ((... Scene opens up after a really nifty fade in job, you have to hand it to the TWW production crew huh? As you set their staring aimlessly into your TV screen wondering what new adventure your hero Sazuka will get into next. The picture on your TV suddenly starts to fade out… it slowly fades back in onto what looks like a old rundown gym.. Then like out of nowhere the gym fizzles into a new gym, pretty cool huh? Special effects rule don't they? As the camera pans down you notice Sazuka standing outside of it along side Stacy -Sazuka is wearing a Nike jacket and some Nike shoes, he has on a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. The camera focuses on Saz as he looks over the gym, remembering, remembering the past.. Remembering how hard he worked in this old crappy place just to be a pro wrestler. Remembering how it took him over three years to make a name for himself. He gets a very pissed look on his face then starts to talk ...)) Sazuka: Man can you believe I actually worked out in this dump? Sheesh that was three damn years ago -when I decided I wanted to be a wrestler. And I worked damn hard too. Harder than most I might add. And YES it all paid off too.. After more than 3 years in this business I finally established myself as a great in ring performer and what does the TWW want? They want me to start over. Well they're full of beans; I mean making me wrestle the likes of Woody Driver and Wako isn't insulting enough. They even make me mid card Stacy: You have to start at the bottom sweetie Sazuka: I already did! You people actually think I worked hard all them years JUST to be put back at the bottom? I freaking don't think so. I mean what did I do to Swift to be put in a wrestling match against some lame old golfer? Huh? Explain the Wako and Donavon Winters match they booked me in, explain that to me, sure I've made enough cash to live off of for the rest of my life, BUT I like this sport and I'm sticking in it as long as I can, but c'mon TWW, I am a great athlete, well know too. You're lucky to have me. I mean Swift wouldn't know good talent if it was dating his mom. You actually think I like being shoved to the bottom after working my preverbal butt off for years? I do not, think not and will not even give one thought about that people, in other words hell no I mean I guess Woody Driver is a decent wrestler, BUT in my league? I think not! I do not see Woody as an opponent tomorrow night, I see him as a insult to me career. Take that anyway you want too Woody, no disrespect towards you or you fiancée Prescott -but darn it people, do you expect me to just sit back and watch? I think not! ((... Sazuka sighs as Stacy holds his hand and they enter the building, inside looks condemned with cobwebs everywhere, about like the inside of Woody's head.. Strong resemblance huh? Anyway. Sazuka moves away some cobwebs near an old ring, it has sense lost its ropes and doesn't look like much ...)) Stacy: This place is disgusting, lets go Sazuka: Man, this brings back a lot of memories, good and bad. This place is a bit run down, and maybe this is where Woody should be wrestling and NOT in the ring with me. But sheesh I used to have fun here way back when. NOW I have to do it all over again? Why? I should go and take one of Woody's golf clubs and stick it straight up Swifts butt along side Shawn Chases nose! Stacy: Badmouthing the owner isn't going to get you anywhere, besides you could make him mad Sazuka: What's he going to do fire me? I've been fired before. Maybe you're right though, I shouldn't be pissed about it.. Then again, Woody Driver? C'mon! Then again at the PPV in a finishers match, what is Woody Drivers finisher anyway? he gets on a microphone and bores you to death? Stacy: Actually its called the "Big Woody".. Sazuka: Yeah only Woody Driver would want to give another man a "Big Woody" huh? Listen Rowdy Roddy Golfer before you go and "think" you're going to hit your finisher on me man I am a happily married man, go give Prescott the "Big Woody" okay? And if you think for a second you are going to win any of them matches you must have golf balls stuck up your butt or something man, cause come tomorrow night I am going to show you what a fine tuned wrestler can do in the ring. And I will give you your first of many to come loses in the TWW. So Woody you should take up collecting Pokémon or something man cause you will find out tomorrow night that wrestling JUST isn't your thing. Maybe a job as a caddy for a 5th rate golfer, or hey! Maybe you can get a job putting up the TWW ring at shows, and you know, I could always use a chauffer man, that would be a decent job for you, IF you could actually drive a car and NOT a 3 horse-power golf cart! Now the TWW wants me to "earn" a spot here -HA! What for? Anyway, Driver my friend, Driver…Hmmm maybe he should join GTA and call themselves "the stolen PSX game gang" anyway -ummm Woody you think you're going to actually win? Ha! That's funny man, real funny. When in reality you know deep down Woody that you cant beat me, you're just a small, and I do mean small obstacle in my path to TWW fame. You think you actually impress me Woody cause you can play golf or you have a couple of cheap wins over a couple of TWW's low raking wrestlers? I don't think so, cause honestly no one in the TWW impresses me much, and you know Woody after I beat you tomorrow night, I will beat your butt again at the PPV along with that other no name who so happens to be in the ring with me. And I can honestly say that I am not actually looking forward to any of them matches why? Why you say? Cause I am too good to be put in the ring with the likes of you two jokers, that's why. So Woody be ready tomorrow night, show up at the arena if you can find it and take the beating that's coming too you, then if you have enough guts, show up again at the PPV so I can beat the crap out of you yet again and that goes for what's his name too… Stacy: What's his name? (Laughs) I believe his name is Smasher Sazuka: Whatever his name is, he isn't really important enough for me to remember now is he? Stacy: Well if you wouldn't of fell asleep during Woody Drivers interview you would of saw Smashers, and he actually had some things to say about you… Said you think highly of yourself, even said you thought you were the best thing since sliced bread. Sazuka: You actually sat through it? man oh man woman, how was it? Stacy: Well I can honestly say its about as painful as giving birth ((... Sazuka laughs then hops onto the empty, torn up ring, he walks around in it for a moment, and then jumps back off. He looks over the room once again then him and Stacy walk out. Back outside you can see that the street is empty, no cars, no people, not a sole are there but Stacy and Sazuka. Sazuka looks at the old run down gym once again then starts to talk ...)) Sazuka: Oh wow! The PV is going to be something else isn't it? First I have to beat Woody Driver tomorrow night, then again at the PPV, and they even through in some goof by the name of Smasher, and YES I do think highly of myself Smasher. Who are you anyway? Why do you get off thinking I think I am better than sliced bread when in reality your no better than bread inside the ring Smasher? OF course I should be headlining PPV's Smasher, I have before, I've headlined PPV in places your ass would get laughed out of. I mean I did say it before; I worked too damn hard for years JUST to be brought down to the lowness of wrestling the likes of you and Woody Driver. I have feelings you know, I do have a reputation to keep and wrestling you two low lives really hurts my reputation. I mean you lost to (Laughs) Woody Driver, so if I were you I would talk too much Smasher, I know his boyfriend/caddy/bed-buddy/mom/dad Prescott helped him out and he did use the ropes but still man.. Sheesh! Believe me you'll have enough trouble with Wako a man I put away before the match started, I felt I was too good to be in the same ring with a doll carrying joker like Wako so I put him out before the match. BUT I believe he can take you Smasher Stacy: Tomorrow night should be fun you know Sazuka: Fun? I actually think not, I mean I got out of wrestling low lives a couple years ago and they think I'll enjoy this match? Ma! I think not, but look on the bright side Woody the beating coming to you wont last forever you know, BUT then again you'll have to muster up enough courage to bring your no talent butt back into the ring with me at the PPV. HA! That's if you'll actually show up for the PPV that is, which I highly doubt it. You'll find out first hand what kind of athlete I am Woody my man, and what you get will be something you'll never and I do mean never forget as long as you live. And that will be a first class butt whooping courtesy of me -and I know you actually think you can beat me Woody, but in reality you cant even hold a candle to my athletic ability and tomorrow night I am going to prove that too you, I mean use your damn head Woody you should know that I am better than you, why must you lie to yourself and the fans by saying you are better? Now you should know better than that Woody Driver, I mean you look smarter than one of your golf clubs, are you? The way you talk I've come to the conclusion that you my friend are delusional if you honestly think that you and your mediocre wrestling ability have actually a slim chance in the ring with me, huh? I mean you actually think (laughs) you can beat me? Man you are as dumb as a bag of wet mice aren't you? Look at yourself in the mirror Woody my boy, that's if you can bare to look at yourself at all. You have nothing on me, you don't have the talent, don't have the ability and your damn sure don't have the good looks of me and YOU know it, I don't think you actually deserve to be in the same ring as me Woody. But make no mistake about it, when my music plays and I step into the squared circle all the joking will be gone man, and I will give you the ass kicking one of your three dads should of given you when you were growing up. And that my friend is a damn guarantee.. Got it? Good Stacy: Can we go now? Sazuka: Yes we can go now, I hate this place, brings back too many harsh memories of my past and if TWW thinks for one damn second I am starting all over they have another damn thing coming to them. You may force me to stoop to the lowness of wrestling people like Woody Driver, BUT you can never, and yes I do mean never make me start from the bottom again, I've been there, done that and frankly it's bull-freaking-Woody Driver sucks-shit!! Got it? GOOD! ((... Sazuka and Stacy turn around and walk off as the scene fades out. Tune in tomorrow night all you Sazuka-holics and watch your hero, Sazuka beat the living hell out of some half brained golfer by the name of Woody Driver. And don't forget to set your VCR's on record either ...)) *** Fade to Black *** |
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