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| [Click! The camera feed begins to pick up rapid speed, and the camera view is instant. The sunset is becoming quite evident now, it's quite a pretty site. Suddenly the camera fades downward, toward the earth. Woody Driver holds a coleman lunch box in his right hand, and Prescott is sitting down on the trunk of a nice, blue neon. Suddenly, Prescott jumps off, and peers into Woody's face. Woody takes a few steps back, and smiles. Prescott begins to speak..] Prescott: "Woody, Woody, you forgot to mention something." [Woody looks confused] Woody Driver: "Um, Prescott, forgot to mention what? And when?" Prescott: "Uh, Hello, in the Big Kahuna interview you just conducted!" [Woody still looks confused] Woody Driver: "Ok, obviously something is wrong here, because I don't quite see your point. What in the good green earth are you talking about?" [Prescott throws his arms into the air] Prescott: "Duh! The really funny thing about Sazuka, you told me after the camera went off the air!" [Woody suddenly looks normal once again, like he had just remembered something.] Woody Driver: "Oh yes, but, Prescott.." [Prescott speaks in an excited voice] Prescott: "What, what!??" Woody Driver: "It really is nothing to get all hyped up about, it was just a comment. A very meaningful comment, but, I feel I have already done enough damage through words. The path has been cleared for me, all I must do now is walk through it, and that will be very easy, I'm facing Sazuka!" Prescott: "Ok, I know, I just found it quite funny, you really got him good!" [Woody makes a motion with his hand] Woody Driver: "Prescott, settle down, please! It is not that big of a deal. I simply said that Sazuka should feel ashamed of himself mocking the TWW in the fashion that he did. I mean, how mature is it to go around and say that I, in your words, 'Suck Shit!???' I mean, I would be embarrassed to show up and lose to me, after making that ridiculous, and immature comment. I mean, we are all grownups here, last time I checked anyway." [Prescott bursts out in laughter] Prescott: "Oh man, that is a riot!" [Prescott doubles over in laughter, and then slaps his knee.] Woody Driver: "Prescott, settle down, please. I mean, you are acting almost as immature as he was in that pointless interview." [Prescott suddenly stops, and his face becomes serious.] Prescott: "Hey, don't go there, no one can act *that* immature." Woody Driver: "True, true. Sazuka, as the time draws near, I can see why you would be shouting out such ridiculous things, but there really was no need to say that. But, it's all said and done now, the time is drawing nearer and nearer, even while I preach these words of wisdom. I have the path laid out for me, as I said. Now, all that I have to do is walk right through it, with the help of Prescott, I can do such a thing. Sazuka, do me a favor, not only shut up for me, but don't get ahead of yourself. Sure, how can one get over a match with WOODY DRIVER at the big Pay-Per-View? It is hard, but then again, think to yourself that you have got a shot at him tomorrow evening! So, you better get ready for tomorrow, because trust me boy, I will bend you over my knee, and lash you a few times with this belt right here." [Woody Driver takes the belt he is wearing off his waist, and shows it to the camera] Woody Driver: "Why don't we get a close up of this belt. Sazuka, look at this thing real good, and real hard. Tell yourself, 'I need to bring plenty of clothing, so this vicious weapon does not lash my bare skin.' That is the truth, and you all know by now that what Woody Driver preaches, is the truth, and you *can* quote me, on that one." Prescott: "Once again, ladies and gentlemen, quote him on that one!" Woody Driver: "Sazuka, bring your gal down to the ring, and have her do what she can, because you know what, you will, and you do, need every little spare help that you can get, because when you are fighting Woody Driver, when he *really* wants to win, there is virtually *no* stopping him, comprendo?" Prescott: "I'm sure he doesn't understand that, but, at least you warned him.." Woody Driver: "That's right..be ready for a lashing, a royal lashing, Sazuka!" [The two men laugh, as the camera screen fades to a Pay-Per-View Promo] |
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