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| **Welcome to the TWW conference room as Swift and executives have just signed Justin "Bad Poppa" Plant to a multi million dollar contract. Justin has yet to enter the room but his manager Pepe Sufinstink awaits at the table looking over documents and has a goofy grin on his face. Cameras are flashing and people are speaking amongst themselves. Finally a TWW executive stands and walks to the podium. Executive: Welcome everyone on this very exciting day here in Tidal Wrestling. *cough. As you know the rumors have been flying on Justin Plant coming here to the TWW. Well im proud to sa.... **While the TWW Executive is speaking Pepe Sufinstink steps up and interrupts him** Pepe Sufinstink: Yeah ok sure. Greetings my fellow Pepsters! Lets cut to the chase! Bad Poppa has signed with TWW and he will be gracing all of you and the TWW fans with his presence! Now....I would like all of you lit...I mean reporters to stand up and acknowledge a king of the ring!! **Im so Bad by U.G.K. starts to play as Justin Plant walks out. He is standing there in a 20's style gangster suit and a pimp hat. Beside him walks a familar sight...one of his former $trippettes...Rayni Simmons. He walks slowly to the podium spitting at the cameras and flipping reporters off talking smack at the same time.** Pepe Sufinstink: Now before he starts to speak I want all of you to show him some major respect. Matter of fact while your at it show me, his manager, some respect as well! You see I am the son of the man who created the sport of wrestling. The problem is I dont know who he is. Heh heh **Pepe steps back and stands besides Rayni as Justin pulls out a Cuban cigar and starts to smoke it...showing no respect whatsoever to the people sitting in the room.** Justin Plant:Hey you.... **Plant points to an overweight man in the front row who is holding up a mic. The man looks around startled and with a confused look on his face.** Justin Plant: Yeah you. You overweight red neck peice of trash. Get the hell out of my sight. If there is one thing I hate its morons like you coming in here thinking you can have a chance to see me speak. Now get out before I rip out your spine chump. **The reporter quickly leaves in fear he might be beat up by Bad Poppa.** Justin Plant: Now first of all I would like to thank my manager Pepe for coming to an agreement with the TWW for my contract...basically I dont work for cheap...because my skills and time are too much to be wasted. So Pepe thank you. **Pepe takes a step forward with a big grin on his face. He nods his head and waves his hands for the reporters as cameras flash.** Justin Plant: When Pepe came to me with an offer from Mr. Swift I had to look it over. I mean...the TWW has been recieving good word and coverage. I will admit...I do not know much about this federation. What I do know is that I do not care about any body here except for myself. I dont even care about the b***h fans. I dont care if my merchandise sells because I only care about myself and who I hurt. For that reason I will only be taking a couple questions from you moronic reporters. Because it always seems like you repeat the same questions over and over to get a rise out of the questionee. Now get this...YOU DO THAT TO ME AND I WILL BEAT EVERY ONE OF YOU DOWN! YOU GOT THAT???? Now I swear....any one of you primates even pisses me off I will tear this whole room apart. **Plant takes another puff of his cigar as Pepe steps up to the mic for a quick word.** Pepe Sufinstink: Now everyone Bad Poppa will take a couple of questions. Now being the intelligent man I am. I must warn you to ask only good questions. Asking a stupid question will get you sent to the corner. Yes you.....you in the back. I will allow you to ask him the first question. **A tall skinny man with glasses then steps up and pulls out a mic. He looks nervous with some sweat dripping down his face.** Reporter#1: Yes...uh uh...Mr. Plant....who will you go after first in TWW for a fued? Thats of ca course you dont mind me a a asking. Justin Plant: First of all....where have you been? In Texas bailing hay? Stop sweating boy. Its disgusting me. But to answer your stupid question...I will fued with who I want to fued with. No president or executives will be ordering me around. If I want I will go ahead and fight whoever the world champ is and win the World title. Come on here....look at the size of this body. I look to damn good and im too damn strong. I bench 690lbs...which is close to a record in the world. So to answer your question I will fight anyone...and beat anyone. I am a genetic masterpeice. Women love me....men want to be me. But in the end there is only one me. Now get to the next question because I need to get going to a party. **Pepe looks around and sees an attractive taller woman in a short dress. He points to her telling her she can ask the final question of the press conference. Mumbling is being heard amongst the people and cameras continue to flash and video cameras continue to tape the footage.** Lady Reporter: Yes...Justin. You have been screwed out of titles many times. What do you plan on doing about that? Justin Plant: First of all....while im answering this question go over to Rayni and give her your number. I think maybe we can hook up alittle tag team handicap action later tonight. YOu and her against me in my penthouse bedroom baby. However, I think your question is idiotic. Yes I have been screwed out of titles many times. But I have done what I do best each and every time and thats to make a mockery out of my opponent and the disgrace their name in front of their fans...and their loser families. If I get a title...I will disgrace it as well. If I want to drag it along the ground I will...and if I would like to spit on the World title belt and in the face of its holder I will do that as well. I..am what makes wrestling. I am the "GOD" of wrestling and there is nobody better. Im the best damn athlete on the planet. Im crazy. You want to know what makes me click?? My pscychiatrist says ive got the MIND OF A LUNATIC!! Oh and for all you female fans out there....you finally have a man you can think about when your all alone ****** ******* yourselfs. I am what every woman wants...I am the Mack of Love and im outta here. Pepe Sufinstink: Thank you my little Stinksters! We have now graced you with our official presence here in the TWW. Now its time to party down. Later mates! **Plant, his manager, Rayni, TWW officials, and security head out as talking and more questions are being asked. Cameras flash all around as Bad Poppa leaves the room. PLANTHYPE PRODUCTIONS |
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