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The best damn athlete on the planet. pt 2
Bad Poppa Plant
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PLANTHYPE PRODUCTIONS

**The scene takes place in the streets of Columbus, Ohio. Justin is walking down the street far from his mansion. He then enters the Plant Wrestling Academy which he had started during some time off. Many people are in there along with his manager who is making fun of a skinny guy who is trying to get in. Plants personal Planthype camera crew has been following him.**

Justin Plant: Come on Pepe....give the dork a break.

Pepe Sufinstink: Aight mate. But this guy should not even be here. He doesnt have the heart of a champion.

Justin Plant: Well do not worry about it....I can tell he sucks so he wont be here long. Boy....why are you here?

Jimmy: I want to be a wrestler just like you Bad Poppa. Your my idol!!!

Justin Plant: How unlucky for me to have a bucktoothed moron as a fan like you. Get the hell out of here. You have no talent ya bum.

**The young man tries to hold back tears as he runs out of the building. Justin Plant shakes his head as Pepe starts to mock the boy.**

Pepe Sufinstink: That hurt...wah! wah! How could you kick my skinny ass out of here! Wah! wah!.....Heh heh! That was good Just. So have you heard from TWW yet? They should show you some common courteousy and give you a match for whatever their next event is. I mean they know you are going to bring the TWW ratings out of the dumps...with jobbers like Chris Matthews and Shawn Case. Im very, yes VERY, dissapointed in TWW. They should have signed you sooner.

Justin Plant: There is no doubt they should have done that. But I dont think they knew at that time that they would only have one man there who could be considered an athlete. And his name is Case. But not even Case can compare to the power I have. I have looked at possible opponents for my debut match, which I should add, is very built up by the way. I have found one guy I use to wrestle with in a couple of other feds. His name is Snake Eyes. Hey Snake I know you are a jobber cruiser weight...but its a good way for a genetic masterpeice like me to warm up by breaking a little twig like you in half. I remember when you thought you were all big and bad. But what you found out was that size is everything. Remember the old days when I use to beat on that whale Ax and then throw you around like a beaten up rag doll?? Well that should continue soon.

Pepe Sufinstink: *cough...Yo Justin...I know it would be fun to beat on an old foe...but you, along with all the people, might get bored quick. I say you fight Case and beat his behind in. Lets all look at the facts here. First of all....Shawn Case is not good with interviews. Trust me...its totally fact. He studders and forgets about what he set out to say. Second is that he is not that big. People want a champion who is big....and they want a champion they can boo to high heaven. Which is Bad Poppa. The fans hate you with a passion Justin. Because you really do hate them. Remember this all fact!

Justin Plant: And you know what Pepe...you bring up a valid point. But, even though I know I would win the title first match, I need something else to do until I want to be the champion. I want all of you TWW jobbers to remember this and remember it well. I dont give a damn if you pin me in the ring. Win, lose, or draw it does not matter to me. Because after the match in the back I will find you and beat your brains out with a baseball bat. I do not respect any of you. So whoever wants to bring it first..I say bring it. Just remember that the first time you messed up....was when you first decided to step to me. Ill grab a bat...look you in your eye. Then knock your lights out.

**Plant and others watch as a few amatuers get some practice inside the ring. Then Plant starts to speak again.**

Justin Plant: I go damn crazy in the ring. You piss me off and I will rip your limbs apart. Yes many of you will say...Oh hes just a guy talking trash. But ask anyone that knows me. I am dangerous and I have forced many to retire. I have taken out the best and will continue to do so. So bring it on...because im gonna be bored until I get my first victim.......

You want to know what makes me click??

Pepe Sufinstink: Whats that Bad?

Justin Plant: My psychiatrist says ive got the MIND OF A LUNATIC!?!!

**The cameras fade to black showing Justin, Pepe, and trainers watching amatuers practice wrestling moves.**
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