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Sazuka
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::...Can you people believe it? Sazuka was doing good in his match against Woody "Sucks" Driver and here comes Smasher the single for life, couldn't get a date, dog sucking bastard, out of nowhere and pokes his nose into other peoples business. I mean sheesh. DID Sazuka interfere in his match? no but Smasher being the God hating, man loving prick that he/she is had to do it didn't he? I mean Smasher must be the most untalented guy in the TWW. How he got in I don't know, well yeah I know and it makes you wonder, I guess Smasher removed his nose from Swifts ass long enough to stick it into Sazuka's match huh? Look Smasher, go back to grade school, NO not to pick up 6 year old girls you pervert, BUT to learn a couple things you moronic goat raper! But that's really the past and Sazuka is one to let the past be the past I guess, he'll think nothing of it in his mind that wasn't even a loss cause cheating like Woody Driver does every damn match really doesn't count now does it Woody? You big vile pile of pit bull vomit you! You actually couldn't win if you didn't have your girlfriend Prescott to help you could you? AND don't deny you haven't been corn holing Prescott cause we never see your "queer" butt with a woman NOW do we? Heck no! But if you two inbred, brain-dead jackasses want to exchange insults well Sazuka is one of the best. So set back and Woody stop slipping Prescott the tongue long enough to pay attention ok?
((... The scene opens up inside Sazuka's hotel room, right after the TWW card Sazuka and Stacy headed off to a hotel room.. UNLIKE Woody Driver, who'll probably head off somewhere with Prescott, I think he believe God created Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve. But hey! Who are we to call people names, Sazuka isn't really pissed about his loss to a no talent low carder who's about as good as a drunken chicken, but he is a little ticket that one of THE worst if not the worst wrestler he has ever seen in his 3 years of wrestling, Smasher had not of came to ringside, ruined the TWW's ratings not to mention scare all the children out of the front row and screw Sazuka then later in the back screw Woody -must of gave Smasher the big Woody and YES Smasher was probably a screamer -anyway as the camera pans around the hotel toom you'll notice that its NOT a golf course or anything of that nature cause Sazuka can cut a promo in MORE than one damn place cause he's better than that.. You see Sazuka setting on the edge of the bed along side Stacy, Sazuka looks to be deep in thought, probably thinking about why the hell would a no talent, low carding, sucky, stinking, vile, uneducated man like Smasher interfere with his match.. The camera pans down and zooms in as Sazuka begins to talk ...))
Sazuka: Smasher? Man you had no business coming down in mY match, did I come out in your mediocre, sub-par, stupid, NOT to mention boring as hell match? I don't think so what you did makes me sick, hell you make me sick, Stacy says your promos are worse than PMS and I believe her cause man
. Don't take it personal BUT you stink. But hey! Woody yet again cheated for a victory, that makes what three so far he cheated to win?
Stacy: (Doing her best impersonation of Woody Driver, although Woody has had more boyfriends then Stacy) Hey! I am three and zero. I cheat to win, my man Prescott who I love more than life itself usually helps me cheat, when every other wrestler on the planet comes out with a female valet, I have a male valet! Why? Cause I bat for the other team, swing that way. Like it up the back side.. Why do you think I like to play golf, I like watching little balls -like Prescott's, go into holes -like mine! Sazuka you and Smasher disgust me cause you're not GAY like me, HOW can you guys like women? When a good man is really hard to find you know and ummmm they don't complain as much and being like me really keeps you from having hemorrhoids too
IF you know what I mean
Sazuka: So Smasher and me disgust you huh Woody? We are a disgrace to the sport of wrestling huh? WHEN you cheat to win every match and sleep with a man? You're a disgrace to man kind you puke headed jack off -I mean if you didn't bring your valet to the ring every time and he didn't help you, you'd lose, cause have you ever sat through one of your own promos?
Stacy: (Still impersonating Woody, although Woody does have a more feminine voice) Oh yeah! I actually overwhelm my opponents by throwing up 2-3 promos right before the deadline cause I hate women, I know you'll never have time to retaliate so NOT only do I cheat in the ring, BUT out of the ring, BUT you'll never catch me cheating on my beloved Prescott. I'm Woody, hand me my Woody, Prescott gives me a woody
Sazuka: Ok enough kidding aside, Woody got another "cheap" win, I bet he kissed Swifts ass a lot to even be considered a TWW wrestler, NOT to mention beat me, I bet Swift didn't even BOTHER to see who was better cause well.. Unless Swift dates men he'd think I was 110 times better than Woody Driver. But that's in the past, I could care less, you think a loss on my near perfect record bothers me hell no, I am like 78 and 8 BUT like 83-4 when people don't cheat
. right Woody? I wont complain of whine like Smasher does, OR interfere in peoples matches JUST to get TV time and see the Woody like Smasher, nope I am a much bigger man than that.. I will forget it in time, BUT it looks like our little match has something extra added to it
Hmmmm a title the Extreme title. Well I may not be as extreme as some people. I may not be the "king of the gimmick" matches like Woody or the "kind of making Prescott squeal" like Woody, but damn, I will walk out of that match with that title.. And Smasher? Don't think I wont take your ass out before the match. I do not easily forget things like what you did, you might as well have slept with your mom cause what you did to me is almost as disgusting Smasher! Okay so you wiggled your female body down to ringside and hit me with something, NO big deal man.. You should have had your match then when out with a woman and celebrated or something -wait! What am I talking about, I've seen you! HA! You couldn't get a date if the big man upstairs hooked you up you homely little puke you! TWW keeps in insulting me by making me wrestle jokers like you, BUT I am so damn confident that I can walk out with the title, that if I don't, I'll leave TWW! TWW doesn't really need me and I damn sure don't need TWW -so if I don't win, and Woody, Smasher cant come down and help you for a kiss like he did before, if I don't win, I'll leave, probably go to a better place too..ha! So Woody savor the flavor of YET another cheap win my man cause it won't come again and that you can count on. Woody actually said and I quote "why do I make my promos an hour"? Hmmm let me ask you this Woody and give me one of your un honest, cheat to win, uneducated answers too "Why you try to overwhelm your opponents with 2-3 promos right before the deadline?" maybe cause you're a cheap bastard and know that we have no damn time to retaliate? Huh? You're about the worst competitor and sportsman I have seen in 3 damn years man and you had the audacity to say I was a disgrace to wrestling! Ha! You're not only a disgrace to wrestling BUT to anything that tries to make this great sport anywhere near FUN! So you can take your cheap ass, cheating ass, stupid ass back to whatever third world golf country you came from and continue to heard sheep or something, you got that? And Smasher I know you're a small insect of a man, with the intellect of a mule huff but you had no business in my match. You also give the sport of wrestling a bad name NOT to mention you're the number one reason for lesbianism so Woody, Smasher you two guys/girls can just show up at the PPV and I am a very ticket off man, you both will get a ass beating!!
::... Don't know why the TWW is treating Sazuka so badly, I mean SORRY Swift if Sazuka isn't one of your best friends like Chase is. But sheesh give him a chance, you think you likes taking 4 hours out of his life to do this Just to have some no name jerk like Smasher interfere in his matches? I think not! I mean if you didn't want Sazuka here fire him, let him go, give him his walking papers, DON'T insult his wrestling ability like you've been doing sheesh! He's a great athlete a hard worker and you've been doing him this way? And Sazuka has Stacy IF he wanted to get screwed. IF you know what I mean. But Sazuka isn't really mad. I mean who would actually call that a loss? Cheated? Hell does every match in the TWW have to end with someone cheating; are you NOT more creative then that? If he wanted that his whole stint here he'd of stayed in the FWF. The money was better.. ...::
Sazuka: I must stop and look out for MYSELF people, I have to ask myself is the TWW worth it? I mean I don't want to die and find out God gives you two places to go better than the TWW now do I? I have had a great career and I don't want to end it by being some no name losing to Swifts friends now do I? I think not! I come in first in my book like it or not, sure I get a title shot at the PPV, BUT you have to ask yourself IS the champion already crowned and believe you me Smasher, it probably isn't us! IF you know what I mean, I mean Smasher is a great athlete I give him that, I am a great athlete and we both lose to Woody Driver? Makes you stop and ask yourself the question people have been calling wrestling for years
. It starts with a "R" and rhymes with gigged -BUT who cares really, I can over look it I guess, I mean this is JUST a sport when people ask me is this "fake" I say NAH
well all of Woody's matches are
hey! This IS the new millennium is it not? People are smarter then they were 10 years ago when it comes to wrestling, hell it's even been renamed to "sports entertainment" has it not? BUT looking at Woody you'd wonder about the "entertainment" part, hell even the "sports" part I guess.. And to think Smasher he said we are a disgrace to wrestling when in reality the little cheater, cheap win taker does all that! Makes you want to laugh now doesn't it? But at the PPV I am going to beat the hell out of Woody Driver. I don't care about Smasher now that I think about it, I mean he's just another man out doing his job, BUT Woody on the other hand, he's a low life, a scum some might say and well Woody.. You do not deserve to be called a professional wrestler; hell you don't deserve to be called HUMAN! I am really starting to hate you Woody, when I start hating someone I will get them IN and OUT of the ring, IF you get my drift my golf playing friend!
Stacy: Woody is a cheap bastard isn't he?
Sazuka: As cheap as them Salvation Army clothes he wears
Stacy: Woody should join the women's PGA tour and leave wrestling, or did he get kicked out of golf for
maybe
ummmm
. cheating? Taking cheap wins, doing cheap tactics?
Sazuka: But leaving Mr. Driver behind, I do have a chance of a lifetime, IF you can actually call it that, at the PPV for the Extreme title and it is a finisher's match. I guess I can live with it. I mean it is a title, be it a TWW title that's probably already in Woody's hands, but hey! I wont complain its just a sport right? People have known about wrestling for year's right? Why should we all look dumb and say its "real" right? We should just go with the flow and pick up a paycheck once a month right? Right! I mean who am I to try to take wrestling to the next level when the owner doesn't want it to go there, who am I to come out here day after day giving them my blood, sweat and tears only to be disgraced like I was last night? Then again maybe I should just give up? I mean it was great it was fun three years ago, BUT with all these Woody's out there it does make it about as fun as being killed am I right? Am I right? You better believe I am freaking right! But I wont stand for it longer; I could care less if TWW becomes the greatest thing since ME! Or it goes to hell faster than Woody's dad. I just don't care, BUT after the PPV if I don't walk out with the extreme title, I will walk out of the TWW no questions asked, there are a lot of places that would LOVE to have talent like me and would kill to have me so leaving the TWW wouldn't kill me would it? I think not!
Stacy: I say we retire and move to Florida and be happy
cause you've been unhappy for the past year in wrestling..
Sazuka: Retire? I'm only 28, well I did start my law practice at UVA, and hmmm I guess I could go back and continue it. And maybe SUE the hell out of Woody Driver for dishonoring the sport of wrestling, or just sue him cause I can
Stacy: Being married to a attorney is a lot cooler then being married to a wrestler you know, so that's it huh? Boy! I sure hope so, maybe I should help Woody win just to get you out of this garbage?
Sazuka: Wouldn't be the first time someone helped him WIN would it Woody? Ha! But as you can see I actually care less about this my man, you go on call me some names, say I disgrace wrestling, keep cheating, keep throwing out them half dozen or so interviews near the deadline so your opponents will never catch up.. Keep sleeping with Prescott, keep being a total and absurd jackass, and just keep being the biggest joke to have ever stepped into a wrestling ring.. Cause after the PPV I will never have to worry about being cheated out of a match, wrestling a complete jack ass like you again.. I will just do like your parents did
. forget about you.. So tell your friends you beat me Woody, buy your mom that mustache trimmer she's always wanted from the winnings purse, go out and get Prescott that engagement ring you've been looking at
cause after the PPV, after I beat the living hell out of you.. I will just leave you behind. Totally forget you ever excited, forget what a cheap bastard you are. Forget you are even in the TWW! Cause Woody my man/woman/dog/goat/whatever the PPV will be a living hell for you. And I am going to beat the shit out of you, kick your woman-like ass all over that ring, from pillow to post and when its over, and you probably cheated to win another match
LIKE always.. I am going to walk out of that ring either with the extreme title, or walk out of the TWW a happy man.. Cause win or lose I'll know that I beat the living Woody promo (same as shit) out of you.. You got that? Good.. as for Smasher, although I must admit he should of hit woody instead of me, I mean are you that dumb Smasher? You helped Woody out the man you hate; I know you have the intellect of a caller ID! But Jeezus man, c'mon you suppose to hit Woody not me you moronic monkey spanker you.. so Woody, Smasher while you're sifting through your dads stash of playboys/playgirls and a jar of Vaseline remember
HA! I wake up next to a woman every single morning you two half-witted assholes and that's all I have to say about you two guys/girls.. so until the PPV, Woody stay off the golf course and out of Prescott's pants and Smasher
. when you want revenge on someone you don't help them win you ignorant piece of donkey crap!
((... Sazuka gives a serious look into the camera then stands up off the bed, he heads for the bathroom and Stacy follows
the scene fades out...))
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