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| [Click! The camera slowly but surely picks up speed, as the picture becomes quite clear. It is quite dark outside, the sun has been set, it is night time. There are crickets croaking around the camera, but suddenly the camera cuts over to the left, where a golf course lies. The camera pans around the air, revealing many stars resting in the middle of the sky. Back down to reality the camera goes, Woody Driver is at the golf courses Driving Range! Prescott is sitting in a chair, watching Woody hit balls. Woody appears to be sweating, because after every swing he wipes himself clean of sweat. He blasts a ball up into the air, and turns around. His face is mopped, he looks almost a bit tired. He smiles, once he sees the camera. He sets his golf club down, next to his bag. He pulls a chair up next to Prescott, and let's out a long, sigh of relief. He then clears his throat and begins to speak] Woody Driver: "Well, some might say I'm crazy. It is just about two hours since I upped my winning streak, and became yet again, the only undefeated man in this company. I am quite proud of that fact, especially since Smasher interfered. However, that doesn't matter, Smasher meant nothing, he is too slow to make a difference." [Prescott chuckles] Prescott: "Yes, even I say that you are crazy for the simple fact that you should be resting for the big pay-per-view! Aren't you tired after that exhausting match up!?" [Woody crinkles his face, and points to himself] Woody Driver: "Me, too tired for golf on a beautiful night like this? And, how long have you known me again?" [Prescott just shakes his head] Prescott: "Ah, I should have known. Well, whatever, how about this pay-per-view lineup?" Woody Driver: "Yes, I must thank the executive staff for this one. I mean, just think, Woody Driver, the Extreme Champion of the greatest federation around, Tidal Wave Wrestling!" [Woody Driver and Prescott look into the sky with awe written across there faces, and big smiles] Prescott: "It's hard to believe. Just two months ago you were eating your golf tee's for breakfast, now you're rollin' in the dough like a hobby!" Woody Driver: "No kidding, it's great, isn't it!?" Prescott: "Yes, it really is." Woody Driver: "Well, I don't want to come out and bore you about nothing." Prescott: "Cough, cough, Smasher, Sazuka!" Woody Driver: "Cough, cough!" [The two men share a nice laugh] Woody Driver: "Sazuka, I didn't quite touch basis on you in that last interview. Well, here is my chance. I beat you, just as I said I would. You even had interference to help you along, and yet, you still could not quite get the job done of beating Woody Driver. Oh well, your the third person, so you really shouldn't feel that bad. But, at the Pay-Per-View, when I gain that Extreme Title, then you should feel stupid. I mean, you losing to me twice in a row! Same goes to you, Smasher. You will be losing to me two times, out of two attempts, and that has just got to be the pitts!" Prescott: "Yeah, I couldn't imagine managing slash caddying for someone who loses all the time. That's why I'm in your corner, I never have the taste of defeat!" Woody Driver: "Exactly. I couldn't even begin to imagine the horrible tragedy of losing. But, we best not think about that right now." Prescott: "Good point." Woody Driver: "Sazuka, as I stated earlier, you were an excellent warm up, and for that, I thank you. I hope you realize that after I defeat both you, and Smasher at Mind Games, that you can blame the embarrassment on your pal there, Smasher." Prescott: "What do you mean, Woody?" Woody Driver: "Well, look what he did to me! He took an unecessary cheap shot! And that has fueled my anger, and has turned me into an animal that is impossible to tame. In other words, Sazuka, Smasher, kiss your slim chances good bye, you now, as a result of Smasher's ignorance, have no chance at beating me, and furthermore, winning the Extreme Title!" Prescott: "Yeah, that has gotta be the pitts! The arm pitts, indeed!" [The men laugh] Woody Driver: "Yes, it must be the pitts. Smashe, I guess you still haven't learned to let go of the past, even after that vicious verbal assault that I handed you. But, I guess that is OK. You are one of those people who must be taught physically, rather than verbally. And believe me, I will teach you physically. I will let Prescott do some very brutal teaching as well." Prescott: "Oh, goody! Hey, Smasher, have you ever had a Club shoved down your throat, and come out of your a-- [the camera screen makes a bleep] before?!?" Woody Driver: "Ouch! I bet he hasn't, but hey, there is a first time for everything. A first time for everything, except me, losing a match. That is never going to happen, *never*!" Prescott: "I'd believe it! We know that you will have the extreme title, and be undefeated! Because you have already beaten these two lugs before.. so, I mean, it will be a walk in the park now!" Woody Driver: "Yes, I know. Especially since I have so much anger, and rage against Smasher. He better watch out!" Prescott: "Yes, Smasher, I am going to get my two cents worth in this Pay-Per-View, and right now, you are standing on top of those two pennies! If you know what I mean!" Woody Driver: "Well, I don't know if Smasher knows what you mean or not, but I sure do! I mean, you know, Smasher is a little slow up here!" [Woody points to his head, and then the two men laugh] Prescott: "Yes, I know what you mean! Woody Driver: "Yes, this Pay-Per-View is shaping out to be quite fantastic! And it will be quite memorable. You can mark this one in the books, Woody Driver, four wins, zero losses, Extreme Title Holder!" Prescott: "Mark this as well.. Prescott, revenge on Smasher, inevitable!" Woody Driver: "Ouch, Smasher, I'd watch out if I were you. The same goes for you, Sazuka!" [The two men laugh, and the camera screen fades to black!] |
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