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Mind of a Lunatic
Bad Poppa
PLANTHYPE PRODUCTIONS

**The scene takes place in New York where many people are excited about the Subway Series taking place. It is rush hour so the streets are busy and the sidewalks are full. Soon the Planthype cameras switch to the Trump Plaza Hotel....where Justin Plant is waiting outside for what looks to be like a demonstration. Many people are standing around him including Rayni, from the former $trippetes. He has a Texas Tech flag hanging high....of course that is from the words he heard from Green Diamond. Next to him on the ground is a box of matches and a gallon of gasoline.**

Justin Plant: New York....of course it is the talk of the nation! The great Subway Series is here! What do you people think of that??

**The many people applaud from the top of their lungs...many fans cheering "Yankees, Yankees!!", and many cheering "Mets Rule!". Justin gives the motion for the crowd to quiet down.**

Justin Plant: Well you know what? New York sucks!! Its filthy as hell and there is always a kid popping out of a woman here.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

**The crowd starts to chunk debris and whatever they can find at Plant. He gives a small grin and flips everyone off.**

Justin Plant: Listen up you New York idiots....I came to the TWW for three things. Money, Money, and uh...oh yeah! Money!! That means I do not give a crap about you people. Now shut up while I speak. So I can see I have someone named Green Lantern talking some smack about me. Saying that he hates lunatics...and he can take pain.....

Now listen up Green Lantern.....You try to speak like you have game....but you do not. By the way...before I get to anything else. Why the hell do you call yourself Green Lantern?? Listen up boy....the comic book days are over. Its time to grow up because you are in a mans world now. I looked over what you had to say and it made me sick. What I mean when I say that is that I didnt like you using stupid quotes. No matter how good you are there is always someone better than you....and that is me. Of course in wrestling...I am everything.

**Plant stops speaking for a second and takes a quick glance at the Texas Tech flag. He then grabs his gas and sloshes it all over the flag.**

Justin Plant: I remember you talking about a scholarship to Texas Tech University. Of course they took it away from you which was smart because you could give anything a bad name...like your parents. Now obviously you cared about attending Texas Tech at one point. But even if you hate it now many people attend it. This is wear I will say this.....Raiders suck. They are a bunch of stupid rednecks looking for a pig to chase. So lets burn this up.

**Plant then lights a match and flips it at the flag. It hits and the flag quickly is full of flames. Plant smiles as the Texas Tech flag burns. The crowd continues to boo....you can see people shaking their heads in shock at the disrespect Plant shows.**

Justin Plant: Now Green Lantern....I know you are still in comic world but that was for you. You walk around with tennis balls and goofy clothes on....but you know what? That will only make people laugh...and wrestling isnt a comedy show. After im through with your corpse the fans will be sickened at my display of brutality. I will not lie...I am a lunatic. But there are diffent types of lunatics....

Lantern I consider you a moronic lunatic...because you are just a silly kid. But I am a dangerous lunatic. I will beat your mom down and go buy a six pack.................What the hell?

**Plant looks over in shock to see a familiar figure. Of course! It is Pepe Sufinstink his manager dressed up as Green Lantern. He has a set of buckteeth placed in his mouth and stands with his chest sticking out and his fists rested on his hips in a super human like pose.**

Green Lantern: Yes it is me! Do not fret fellow citizens. I am HERE for you! Dum dum dum! Listen up Plant....how dare you mock me! Our first match is on Friday, you beat me first before you insult my intelligence! WAH!! I am superior to you! Yes...Yes I am!

**Sufinstink...err Green Lantern then pulls out a Nerf ball and smacks Plant in the face with it. He giggles as Plants smile turns to a straight face.**

Justin Plant: You dumb chump. Why the hell are you throwing nerf balls at me?? That isnt going to save you from the beating im going to give you at Mind Games you know. I can see the redneck in you....along with those buck teeth. Your just a little knuckle head.

Green Lantern: Knucklehead? Im worried here...no wait!! Doooont worrry!! Beeeeee haaaappy!! Da da da da du da!! Hiya!!

**Green Lantern then jumps on Bad Poppa...making weird noises. Plant slams him to the ground.**

Justin Plant: What the hell is wrong with you? I do not work with retards. But you know what...I wont hesitate to beat one up either. Im gonna knock your teeth into your gums...after that you might look like a decent human being Diamond. I have been thinking and you will be a good warm up match for me. Too bad your first match will be your last for awhile...because im going to break a few bones. The only wrestling you will be a part of is on your little video games you play Diamond. Oh and how did you like Pepes version of you? Actually I thought it was pretty good. Just remember...I wont play no games with ya boy. You'll just be another wrestler in the morgue.

Anyway before I go.....this is too any of you other morons in the TWW that think your all big and bad. I am Bad Poppa Plant and people dont just fear me....they s**t in their pants when they hear my name. B****es *** in their ****** when I give them my game. They love to look at my perfect body while they are alone in private attending to their sexual needs. So this friday at the PPV Green I will end your goofy speeches when I shatter your jaw into several different pieces.

** Bad Poppa starts to taunt people as his security has to hold them back. He spits at one person wearing a Snake Eyes t-shirt. Pepe Sufinstink gets up and laughs as Justin shakes his hand. Most people are booing and chanting Green Diamonds name....the hate for Plant is growing by the minute.**

AUGUST 23, 1978.....A DAMN PSYCHO WAS BORN WITH THE.....

MIND OF A LUNATIC
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