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| ::... Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock, times a ticking boys and you know who you are incase you actually forgot I am talking about Woody Driver and Smasher. Well boys the PPV is almost upon us, and this match has meaning too. One; two guys want to get revenge on Woody Driver for being a jackass, two; there is an Extreme title on the line. This may be the biggest match so far in your short careers huh guys? Well make no mistake about it people, Sazuka will walk out of the PPV with that damn extreme title even if he has to KILL Woody Driver and Smasher, although killing Woody Driver would do the public a favor, but Sazuka is more than ready to defeat both of you guys, he might of over looked some matches in the past, he might of though highly of himself before, but this match means something to him and you better believe that he'll go into this match at the PPV 100% and when it's all over said and done Sazuka will walk out with the 27th title he has won in his illustrious career like it or not. So set back and set your VCR's on record ladies cause the Saz is in the house once again.. ...:: ((... Scene opens up as the camera slowly fades in after a commercial, all you can see is clouds. Clouds flying by the camera lens, going by at an alarming rate at that, you get the idea that you're in a plane I guess, if you're actually smart enough to come to that conclusion. Anyway YES you are in a plane, Sazuka's private leer jet at that, they are heading from the last show to Sazuka's home in Richmond, Va. -anyway the camera pans away from the window you can make out the interferer of the jet, it has 4 passenger seats and a small door leading into the cot pit -you can see Sazuka and Stacy setting beside each other in some seats, Sazuka looking aimlessly out of the window and like always deep in thought. He slowly turns around and looks into the camera.. and Yes ladies there is still time to put your VCR's on record.. ...)) Sazuka: Two more days' boys, two more damn days until the PPV. And YES two more days until I become the TWW extreme champion -and yes this match at Mind games will be the most important match for us rookies in TWW, we get a small chance to make a name for ourselves in the TWW. We all get a chance of a lifetime if you ask me. And make no mistake about it Smasher, Woody -like it or not but I am walking out of the PPV with that Extreme title wrapped around my dead sexy waste, every man who joins the TWW wants a title belt you guys cant deny that, now the TWW sees us, just 3 rookies in the TWW with enough talent and athletic ability to be in a title match, that must tell you guys something, that must tell the TWW veterans something as well.. it should tell them that the three of us are the future of Tidal Wave Wrestling -sure the extreme title isn't the World title, but it's a stepping stone, be it a small one, YET still a stepping stone towards the World title -I will take the extreme title, I will put both you guys through a living hell in that match. And you know it -I am walking out with the extreme title boys like it or not and YES Smasher you got my attention by hitting me, I mean why hit Woody? He was the one who cheated you in a match, he was the one who you hated, he was the one who you wanted revenge on, I mean I know you're not that damn bright, but Woody and me do not look alike my friend. YOU should have waited until the end of the match after I put Woody away. And then we could of both monkey stomped the piece of rejected horse vomit right into the mat. BUT you decided to go and do things your way, which is okay. BUT hitting me was a big mistake Smasher, and heed my warning little man, revenge is not only a sweet word, but also sweet to get revenge on someone. But say what you want Smasher. You'll get yours in two days along with Woody Driver. Who by the way is still probably excited he actually got a win Stacy: Why does Smasher keep saying that wrestling isn't about looks, I mean Smasher is about as ugly as horse snot, but looks have a lot to do with wrestling my uneducated little man. Sazuka: He also said I sounded like a kid at a playground, look Smasher we actually don't care where you go to pick up chicks, all I said is that you couldn't get a date. I never said you were gay, I mean there isn't nothing wrong with being gay, right Woody? I mean if you're a funny bunny Smasher I just don't care my man, as for sounding like a kid at a playground, take a look at yourself those 4 year old kids at that playground have MORE athletic ability, they have better reading/writing skills then you.. So are you actually jealous of the kids at the playground? I know the court order keeps you away from kids at a playgrounds and grade schools cause you kept peeking in the windows and whistling at 5 year old girls, BUT what you do to find a date isn't really my concern is it Smasher? And yes I heard what you said about me saying you couldn't get a date, you repeated it about six times, I got it the first time Smasher. But yeah they are insults, true insults but insults none the less.. Well the TWW insults me by making me wrestle you, so why can't I insult you? Think about it, I have wrestled some of the best wrestlers around, and now look at it; I am forced to step into the ring with the likes of you and Woody Driver. But honestly Smasher I have nothing against you other than you attacked me for no reason at all.. Were you trying to take me out of the PPV? I mean if you look at the facts we both are about a million times better than Woody Driver, how he beat us is a mystery. Maybe we'll need some Preparation-H to peel his lips off of Swifts ass I don't know.. Then you go on and say I said I'd leave TWW if I didn't win to get a easy win? Well you couldn't get any wronger Smasher I actually don't care. I don't care for you -I get dozens of offers each day to go somewhere and wrestle, leaving the TWW wouldn't be a big thing for me. You see I don't need to use cheap tactics like Woody's 2-3 promos at the last minute thing, OH no! What I am basically saying is that if I cant beat you two jokers at the PPV and walk out with the Extreme title then I couldn't show my face in the TWW anymore and I would leave… got it? I know you've been trying to put words in my mouth, you should remove your dads member from your mouth long enough to speak in English Smasher! I don't care for either of you guys, when the match is over I will just forget about you two guys, you're not even sweat on the bottom of my foot to me. Told me to bring my childish insults huh? KNOWING that if I where a child I wouldn't be allowed within 500 yards of you, you pervert. So you better watch out what you say Smasher.. You just might not make it to the PPV.. Wow what a finisher name, the smash, how long did it take you to come up with that one Smasher? Where's Axe? (Sazuka laughs) But with all kidding aside, Smasher must have been picked on at school a lot huh Smasher? Did the big bad girls beat you up after class Smasher? Awe! My heart goes out to you my inbred friend, my insults might be childish but yours are illiterate! This match is way more important to me then to you guys cause I am a superstar, I worked for years to get were I am and you guys walk in with your stupid ass names and goofy done before and will be done again gimmicks and think you're good? Ha! You say you'll be ready for any of my underhanded tactics and what did you call wiggling your stupid, uneducated, illiterate, turd-for-brains ass down to my match? Huh? I want to ask you a question Smasher and get your moms help if you need it, DID I interfere in your match you had with Wako? (Looks at his watch) Now I see it's about eight PM now, Smasher is probably setting in bed waiting for his mommy to come and tuck him in and kiss him beddy-bie but Smasher all I want you to do is answer my question and to make it simple for you… I did NOT even though it would of brought a little excitement in that boring match you had with Wako. It would of raised the ratings for that part of the show, but to put it simply I did not! But you took it upon yourself to attack a poor caddy, then hit my with something, why? Who knows maybe you're jealous I can get a woman, maybe you're jealous I can wrestle, Maybe you're just a ignorant piece of elephant crap that everyone thinks you are. So my advice to you is just figure out where the PPV is going to be located, Call Swift he'll give you directions, have your dad drive you cause we all know you're not smart enough to operate a motor vehicle and show up and get the ass beating that's coming to you Smasher. Got it? GOOD! ((...The plane hits a little turbulence and it scares Stacy a bit, Sazuka just looks at her then glances out the window a moment. He turns around and starts to yell at Stacy …)) Sazuka: (Yelling) There's, there's…..something on the wing…(Looks out with window again) there is a gremlin on the wing…Ahhhh Stacy: Ha, Ha! Very funny man, I know gremlins are make believe like, Trolls, Dragons and Smashers sex life…. ((...Sazuka laughs a bit then settles down and relaxes in his seat, he looks out the window again and sighs.. Sazuka looks up and turns on a little TV on a monitor, hey what do you know a Woody Driver promo is on * SNEEEZ * dammit you missed it, HOW did he beat Sazuka and Smasher? how did the guy who can only cut a promo on a golf course, who cant cut one worth a crap beat two good athletes? Maybe Sazuka should sue the TWW over such a disgrace to his win/loss record. Well incase you missed Woody's Promo, it shouldn't take me 5 seconds to say what he said cause he feels that Swift is on his side, he don't have to try hard like Sazuka and Smasher, he only has to half-ass his effots and win matches.. Maybe Woody is right, I mean here is a guy who should be a local worker and he's 3-0? Makes no since does it? I think not.. Anyway Sazuka turns off the TV and looks back into the camera ...)) Sazuka: Well Woody, you got a win over me, savor the flavor my friend, It might have been a cheap, cheated win, but a win none the less and I can tell you this, this is the first loss I have had in over 8 months. So it really ticked me off.. I have beaten some of the best in this business, some of the names you have heard, big names. I have beaten them, and now I lose to someone like you? Someone who talks about, I mean all your promos are completely the same day after day to me Woody. The last one is the same as the next one you'll have. You think you impress me with a "rigged" win over me? I think not BUT the PPV is a different story Woody. Oh believe you me, you are a man who sucks at this and cheats to win every match you have and you have the Gaul to say Smasher and me give it a bad name. Hmmm makes me stop and thing.. Here we have Woody Driver, a lame, low class jackass and he's in a match with me? Ha! But Woody it doesn't matter, cause your chances of winning this match unless your boyfriend cheats for you…AGAIN are slim to none Woody, BUT the next time Prescott decided to do anything, Stacy is going to kick him in the balls so hard he'll be JUST like you…ball-less! So Prescott old boy, I'd think twice if I were you on interfering in the match. Cause unless Woody doesn't plays the guy in your relation ship HE will if she kicks you… BUT Woody I asked you a question earlier and you either neglected to answer it OR you don't have a answer, you asked me why is mine so long and well cause I can you dumbass.. NOW I'll ask the question again so be sure to take time off from playing golf and smooching on Prescott long enough to answer it why do you try to overwhelm your opponents with 2-3 promos at the last minute now its an easy enough question to answer, you could say "Cause I suck, and want to win so I'll do anything cheap to win" or you could say "Cause you're way better than me and I just wanted to get a few up on you and not let you have time to retaliate cause I love Prescott more than God" Now! Like I said before you're one of the most if not most cheap wrestler I have ever seen Woody, you actually suck, I have been in places that would laugh your ass right out. Yet you get a cheap win over Smasher and myself with those boring, stupid, diarrhea inducing promos of yours? I just cant figure it out, well in other words myself and Smasher made a friend of the owners look good in a match… that's how I see it, sure you'll deny it Woody. But hell man that's the only way possible your sorry, pathetic and lame arse could ever be 3-0. I know you probably don't like me for personal reason, I know you hate Smasher for personal reasons and I know you dislike Stacy cause she's a female something you know nothing about Woody -BUT in 2 more days you'll find out that getting a cheap win over me only comes one to a customer so go out… wait until the last minute and throw up 6-7 promos to overwhelm me and Smasher if you want, use Prescott to help you cheat, any cheap tactics that you need to win a match is fine with me Woody cause man I could care less all I care about is one damn thing now and that's walking out of the PPV with that damn Extreme title over my shoulder. Then cause I really don't care for the Extreme title I may…JUST may give it back to Dyson cause he never lost it.. He deserves it not you two guys! So Woody, Smasher if your family can actually afford a TV let alone PPV -tell them to order it cause it might, just might be the last time they'll ever see you guys and YES your family can thank me later cause both of you guys and this goes triple for you Woody. I will be doing them a favor by ridding them of you.. Cause at the PPV I will, and you two better listen closely and stop scratching your crabs.. I will walk out of our match WITH the Extreme title either by hook or by crook, cause if Woody can cheat in every single match and take cheap tactics to win so can I.. So Woody Driver. Take heed my little warning match and keep your future wife, Prescott in the back cause nothing, and I do mean nothing is going to stop me from winning that damn title even if I have to beat the wholly living hell out of both you piss-ants to do it! Cause I am going to make BOTH of you guys look as stupid as Big Pappa Plant in out match and there isn't a damn thing any of you can do about it, so set back, relax and set your VCR's on record cause Sazuka is a man on a mission a mission to not only destroy to TWW wrestlers, BUT to take a title home…. Stacy: Don't worry if that whiny little skank Prescott thinks he is going to cheat…. again.. Well I have a little something for him… ha! I could take him out in a wrestling match easily, Hell I could beat Woody Driver easily. Even though he's probably more woman then me. Sazuka: Just do what I am going to do to Woody…Pick his little third grade girl physic up and slam his ass hard into the mat a few times.. over and over again Stacy: Well don't you worry sweetie, I'll be there to make sure the match is fair.. Wow! Woody Driver in a fair match is like Woody getting a date with a female.. Not going to happen. Then again, Prescott and Woody haven't been close to a female before, I might just have to look at them to spook them away, the last female Woody ever got close to was his mom and even she had a bigger beard then Woody. More hair on her back too.. probably more man then Woody also. Hell if Woody thinks I am going to let happen what happen last time he's as dumb as he looks, cause there is no way in hell Woody that you or your cheap date, Prescott are going to cheat your way in this match… understand? Sazuka: Yes Woody, I know it's never happened before, and I know it'll never happen again BUT that was a female talking to you my underhanded friend. Cause I am going to do everything in my damn power to walk out of the PPV with that title, even if I have to stick it up your butt right next too Prescott's tongue! You got that Woody? You better boy! All I need for you and Smasher to do is show up for the match.. And watch me win the title… that's simple enough for you right? ((...Sazuka laughs a bit and Stacy picks up a magazine to read, Sazuka then leans back in his chair and relaxes probably trying to get some sleep.. Maybe another Woody Driver promo at a golf course, JUST like the rest of them, will help Sazuka sleep? I know it helps me sleep…. The scene then fades out ...)) *** Fade to Black *** |
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