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| ** The scene opens at a club in Raleigh, North Carolina where the Tidal Wave Wrestling ppv. Mind Games will be held. Inside the club are thousand of people who are chatting, dancing, or drinking, the camera moves around the club to a table where a familiar figure is sitting, the man of course is The Real F’N Deal Chris Matthews. Chris is sitting down wearing his usual clothes (black Nike T-Shirt, denim shorts), in his hand is an orange juice, as alcohol is prohibited for him now. Chris smiles his million dollar smile, and puts on his black shades, quite way is unclear considering the club is dark. The cameraman sits next to him, and is ready to question Chris about the House Of Corrections match at Mind Games** Cameraman: Chris I’ve been asked to find you and get yours views on your up coming match with Dysan and Syth at the Mind games ppv. Chris: Okay you wanna know my thoughts on my match against Dysan, and Syth? Well my thoughts are this; on Tuesday Shockwave I revealed to the whole world that I was the cheeky swine who stole Dysan two dollar belt, when I was on my drinking binge. Now I was expected to apologize for my Scott Hall like behaviour, and you should know as much as I that The Real F’N Deal NEVER apologizes to anyone. To be honest am I really to blame for all the jobbers getting their @sses beat? The person who IS to blame Dysan is the American fans who cheer you on. Those uncaring dolts drove me to becoming addicted to grandpa’s old cough medicine, if I was you Dysan I would be more worried over the fact that even though I was less than 100% fit, I won the Nations Title, and BEAT the King Of Xtreme in the middle of the ring. If I can do that when I’m not 100% fit, imagine what I’m gonna do to you at Mind Games Dysan, when I’m 100% fit and ready for you. To me that TWW is doing me a favour by placing myself in a match with you, because no only can I prove to the world that you are nothing but a wannabe mid carder, but the fact that you have to be The Real F’N Deal to carry a guy as poor as you, to a quality match. In my eyes Dysan you’re some glorified up start, who’s got a few lucky breaks by defeating jobber after jobber, if you had any talent then you would be in the same position as me, but you can’t, will, or ever be as good, or as talented as I am, because not only am I the physically gifted, but I am by far THE GREATEST ** Chris takes a sip out of his orange juice, then brushes his blonde hair back with his hand. ** Chris: My next rant goes to the man who goes by the name Syth, or otherwise know the biggest b- -cher in wrestling today. Syth to say I don’t like you is an under statement, because you are the most pathetic guy I’ve EVER seen. I was looking forward to you putting up a fight on Shockwave, but you took a beating the masked jobber would be proud of. I was a little worried at first about this House Of Corrections match, but after single handily destroying the best the TWW has to offer, I’m on cloud nine. If you think the Sideliner I gave you on Tuesday was something just wait until Friday, when I am forced to show my cold, evil side that I wish nobody had the chance to see. Syth if you think you’re a pioneer for angles by stealing Dysan’s wife, then you lack more in brains than I thought. To be honest I was expecting you to marry her in some Las Vegas wedding, but then again you’re so dumb, I heard you thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! I guess I’m gonna have to knock some sense into you, but just think that when you are old, retarded, and senile you can tell your grand children that you once fought the great Chris Matthews at a ppv, and nearly manage to pull off a move, and I’ll bet that your grand children will look at you in shame. Syth this is your golden moment, everyone knows you’ll blow it, but at least you can proudly say you once were a contender, because you are just a guy who full of all talk, and in a House Of Correction talking get you absolutely, positively… NOWHERE . ** Chris shakes his head in disgust at Syth and asks for the interview to end, the cameraman fades the camera to black** |
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